Strumstar Hammer

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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, [[Mr. Bland]], [[The Robot]], {{Film|Señor}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, [[The Grape Fairie]]
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, [[Mr. Bland]], [[The Robot]], {{Film|Señor}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, [[The Grape Fairie]]
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg1.png|200px]]  || Everybody <strike>loves</strike> ''throws shot-puts at'' The Homestar Runner. He is <strike>a terrific athlete</strike> ''bleeding pretty bad.''
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg1.png|200px]]  || Everybody loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete.
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg2.png|200px]] || One day his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter <strike>the Strongest Man in the World Contest.</strike> ''some kind of eyeless fish-beast. He said okay.''
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg2.png|200px]] || One day, his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest.
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg3.png|200px]] || The Homestar Runner <strike>agr</strike> ''p''eed, and the two <strike>trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world.</strike> ''wandered into a nest of flying cars.''
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg3.png|200px]] || The Homestar Runner agreed, and the two trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world.
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg4.jpg|200px]] || On the way to the contest, another competitor, Strong Bad, made fun of them. "I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!"
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg7.jpg|200px]] || Upon their arrival, the rules were explained: The Grape Fairie starts everyone off with twenty grapes, then adds one at a time. Whoever holds the most grapes, wins.
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg8.jpg|200px]] || The Grape Fairie granted each of them twenty grapes.
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg9.jpg|200px]] || Mr. Bland did not hold up.
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg10.jpg|200px]] || The Grape Fairie added another grape.
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg11.jpg|200px]] || Se&ntilde;or was NOT the strongest man in the world.
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg12.jpg|200px]] || Suddenly, the Robot shut down and dropped his grapes. Homestar knew something was up.
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg13.jpg|200px]] || There were only three contestants left. Another grape was added.
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg14.jpg|200px]] || Homestar noticed that Strong Bad was getting some extra help. "I will drop my grapes and uncover that CHEAT!"
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg15.jpg|200px]] || The Homestar Runner yanked the cheat out from under the pile of grapes. "OH NO!" screamed Strong Bad.
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg16.jpg|200px]] || Strong Bad was squished and Pom-Pom won.
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| [[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg17.jpg|200px]] || Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, Pom-Pom shared the trophy.
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Revision as of 20:30, 10 October 2005

Strumstar Hammer is a revised version of the Original Book, made by Strong Bad in the email "kids' book."

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Mr. Bland, The Robot, Señor, The Announcer, The Grape Fairie

Contents

The Story

Image Text
File:Strumstar Hammer pg1.png Everybody loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg2.png One day, his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg3.png The Homestar Runner agreed, and the two trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg4.jpg On the way to the contest, another competitor, Strong Bad, made fun of them. "I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!"
File:Strumstar Hammer pg5.jpg
File:Strumstar Hammer pg6.jpg
File:Strumstar Hammer pg7.jpg Upon their arrival, the rules were explained: The Grape Fairie starts everyone off with twenty grapes, then adds one at a time. Whoever holds the most grapes, wins.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg8.jpg The Grape Fairie granted each of them twenty grapes.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg9.jpg Mr. Bland did not hold up.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg10.jpg The Grape Fairie added another grape.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg11.jpg Señor was NOT the strongest man in the world.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg12.jpg Suddenly, the Robot shut down and dropped his grapes. Homestar knew something was up.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg13.jpg There were only three contestants left. Another grape was added.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg14.jpg Homestar noticed that Strong Bad was getting some extra help. "I will drop my grapes and uncover that CHEAT!"
File:Strumstar Hammer pg15.jpg The Homestar Runner yanked the cheat out from under the pile of grapes. "OH NO!" screamed Strong Bad.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg16.jpg Strong Bad was squished and Pom-Pom won.
Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, Pom-Pom shared the trophy.

Fun Facts

Goofs

  • Strong Bad spells the word "comode"; the proper spelling is "commode."

Real-World References

  • Strong Bad mentions the "original line-up of The Beatles," plus "WATCH OUT PETE BEST!" Pete Best was the original drummer for The Beatles, replaced early on by Ringo Starr.

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