The King of Town's Food
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| - | '''The King of Town's Food''' is the collection of products that are chosen by [[The King of Town]] for primary consumption. His diet is odd even by [[Homestar Runner ( | + | '''The King of Town's Food''' is the collection of products that are chosen by [[The King of Town]] for primary consumption. His diet is odd even by [[Homestar Runner (Flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] standards. |
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Revision as of 04:51, 17 September 2005
The King of Town's Food is the collection of products that are chosen by The King of Town for primary consumption. His diet is odd even by Homestar Runner standards.
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| Image | Appearances | Description |
|---|---|---|
| File:armystyle.jpg | the bet |
Army-Style MayoEveryone's favorite military-worthy condiment, Army-Style Mayo is a brand of mayonnaise. Strong Bad left an open can of it in The King of Town's ventilation ducts as a practical joke. |
| File:potatoes.jpg | the bet |
Awwww Gratin PotatesA 200-pound bag of Awwww Gratin Potates is stocked by The King of Town in his pantry. He is particularly proud of the fact that his bag is of the 1983 "vintage." This foodstuff is a spin on the thinly sliced potatoes and cheese dish known as "au gratin." |
 | for kids |
The KOT's Good GravyThis foodstuff is found in an Easter egg by clicking on the words "Good gravy". It is sold in 104 oz. cans and its slogan is "I don't lets the Poopsmith near it!" |
 | the bet |
Butter-daButter-da is likely just for automotive use, but The King of Town enjoys it and advertises it as a "soda." Its tagline is "They tells me not to, but I still drinks it!" Butter-da's disclaimer: "Butter-da is noh hush a bush push leopold." |
| File:icecream.jpg | the bet |
Ice Style CreamIce Style Cream is an ice cream product favored by The King of Town. Only three flavors are mentioned: "choco-gravy", "maybe mint?", and "casserole flavor". |
 | the bet, boring (really) |
Pork Ramblins and Pork SnagglinsPork Ramblins and Pork Snagglins are kept in a large supply in The King of Town's pantry. They are most likely two different kinds of pork rinds, but the difference between Ramblins and Snagglins is unclear. |
| File:kotfood.JPG | secret recipes |
DeodorantsVarious brand-style deodorants are often snacked upon by The King of Town, especially while he is watching the soap opera Caleb Rentpayer. The deodorant labels include: "X-treme Glacier", "Old Mountain Fog", "Arctic Pure", "De-odor Cake", "Forest Rush", and "Tundra Mist." They're "strong enough for a man but tasty enough for a king". Strong Bad tried to gross out or make puke {sic} The King of Town by eating a Speed Stick with white chocolate inside. Strong Bad is annoyed by the fact that every deodorant is named after a biome. |
 | record book |
Giant Pile of SaltThe King of Town sucks up a giant pile of "Standard Nathan Brand" salt in record book. After eating this, he suffered multiple heart attacks (although he was not debilitated by them) which occurred in such close succession that they seemed like the hiccups. Next to the giant pile, there is the salt shaker from Meet Marshie. |
