Sick Day

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[[Homestar]], [[Strong Bad]] and friends are all very unwell.
[[Homestar]], [[Strong Bad]] and friends are all very unwell.
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[[Image:sickday.PNG|thumb|Everybody's sick at Free Country, USA]]
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[[Image:sickday.PNG|thumb|Taking one for the team]]
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}} (Easter Egg).
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}} (Easter Egg)
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter Egg)
'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Strong Sad's Room]] (Easter Egg)
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''{Cut to a view of Strong Bad's desk. Strong Bad is severely ill and curled up into a ball under the table, coughing and shivering.  A box of tissues that reads "Tish You!", lies next to him along with a mess of used up tissues. }''
''{Cut to a view of Strong Bad's desk. Strong Bad is severely ill and curled up into a ball under the table, coughing and shivering.  A box of tissues that reads "Tish You!", lies next to him along with a mess of used up tissues. }''
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'''Strong Bad:''' ''{coughing}'' The Cheat! Get in here with my puke pail. ''{coughing}'' And bring me some tissues. Lots more tissues!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{coughing}'' The Cheat! Get in here with my puke pail. ''{coughing}'' And bring me some tissues. Lots more tissues!
''{Homestar walks in from the right of the screen with a thermometer in his mouth and an obvious look of sickness}''
''{Homestar walks in from the right of the screen with a thermometer in his mouth and an obvious look of sickness}''
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'''Homestar:''' Strong Bad, my burps smell really bad. Check this out. ''{making breathing noises}'' Hang on.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, my burps smell really bad. Check this out. ''{making breathing noises}'' Hang on.
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'''Strong Bad:''' Ugh. Go away. I can't smell anything anyways.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh. Go away. I can't smell anything anyways.
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'''Homestar:''' Oh, I'm betting you can smell these!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I'm betting you can smell these!
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'''Strong Bad:''' Yeah, well you're lucky it's your burps that smell. DO NOT go into Strong Mad's room. Or, as I've taken to calling it, Rotten Egglünd.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, well you're lucky it's your burps that smell. DO NOT go into Strong Mad's room. Or, as I've taken to calling it, Rotten Egglünd.
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:''{Outside Strong Mad's Room with the door covered with police tape that reads "Quarantine!".  There is a green haze coming out from the bottom of the door}''
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:''{Cut to outside Strong Mad's room. The door is covered with police tape that reads "Quarantine!".  There is a green haze coming out from the bottom of the door.}''
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'''Strong Mad:''' Somebody heeeeelp!
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:''{Back to Strong Bad and Homestar in the Computer Room}''
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'''Strong Bad:''' Ugh. The Cheat! What's taking so long with my tissues?
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'''STRONG MAD:''' Somebody heeeeelp!
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'''The Cheat:''' ''{in a green bucket that reads "Puke Bucket for Him"}'' (crying noises)
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:''{Cut back to Strong Bad and Homestar in the Computer Room.}''
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'''Strong Bad:''' ''{coughing}''. Oh well. I guess I'll just re-use some of these already re-reused ones. ''{grabs a tissues}'' Ow! They're pointy now!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ugh. The Cheat! What's taking so long with my tissues?
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'''Homestar:''' Strong Bad, I don't think you're going to be able to answer your word problem this week. So I'll take one for the team. Two trains enter a tunnel going four mile per hour. At what time do they reach Poughkeepsie?
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{in a green bucket that reads "Puke Bucket for Him"}'' ''(crying noises)''
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'''Strong Bad:''' ''{groans and coughs while speaking}'' The Paapeeeer!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{coughing}'' Oh well. I guess I'll just re-use some of these already re-reused ones. ''{grabs a tissue}'' Ow! They're pointy now!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad, I don't think you're going to be able to answer your word problem this week. So I'll take one for the team. Two trains enter a tunnel going four mile per hour. At what time do they reach Poughkeepsie?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{groans and coughs while speaking}'' The Paapeeeer!
''{The Paper comes down, with a distorted noise. It appears crinkled and says "Strong Bad, I can't come in today".}''
''{The Paper comes down, with a distorted noise. It appears crinkled and says "Strong Bad, I can't come in today".}''
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'''Strong Bad:''' Oh no, not you too! Can I blow my nose on you?
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh no, not you too! Can I blow my nose on you?
''{The Paper retracts.}''
''{The Paper retracts.}''
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*Click on the word "healthy" at the end of the toon to see a short scene with Strong Sad.
*Click on the word "healthy" at the end of the toon to see a short scene with Strong Sad.
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{Groans}'' This is the greatest day of my life! I feel like a few dollars!
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'''STRONG SAD:''' ''{groans}'' This is the greatest day of my life! I feel like a few dollars!
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*Click on the word "Crap" at the end to see a map of "Rotten Egglünd"<br><br>
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*Click on the word "Crap" at the end to see a map of "Rotten Egglünd".
==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==
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===Remarks===
===Remarks===
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* Everyone who is ill in this short appears to have a really nasty flu, other than Strong Sad, who has green spots and pink around the eyes.
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*Everyone who is ill in this short appears to have a really nasty flu, other than Strong Sad, who has green spots and pink around the eyes.
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*[[Homestar]] has the wrong end of the thermometer in his mouth. The side with the bubble measures temperature.
*[[Homestar]] has the wrong end of the thermometer in his mouth. The side with the bubble measures temperature.

Revision as of 08:53, 3 October 2005

Homestar, Strong Bad and friends are all very unwell.

Taking one for the team

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Strong Sad (Easter Egg)

Places: Computer Room, Strong Sad's Room (Easter Egg)

Date: October 3, 2005

Computer: Lappy 486

Running Time: 1:43

Page Title: Here Comes Sickness!

Contents

Transcript

{We are presented with a silent view of the Lappy, Strong Bad apparently absent, and the following email is on the screen.}

{Cut to a view of Strong Bad's desk. Strong Bad is severely ill and curled up into a ball under the table, coughing and shivering. A box of tissues that reads "Tish You!", lies next to him along with a mess of used up tissues. }

STRONG BAD: {coughing} The Cheat! Get in here with my puke pail. {coughing} And bring me some tissues. Lots more tissues!

{Homestar walks in from the right of the screen with a thermometer in his mouth and an obvious look of sickness}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Strong Bad, my burps smell really bad. Check this out. {making breathing noises} Hang on.

STRONG BAD: Ugh. Go away. I can't smell anything anyways.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, I'm betting you can smell these!

STRONG BAD: Yeah, well you're lucky it's your burps that smell. DO NOT go into Strong Mad's room. Or, as I've taken to calling it, Rotten Egglünd.

{Cut to outside Strong Mad's room. The door is covered with police tape that reads "Quarantine!". There is a green haze coming out from the bottom of the door.}

STRONG MAD: Somebody heeeeelp!

{Cut back to Strong Bad and Homestar in the Computer Room.}

STRONG BAD: Ugh. The Cheat! What's taking so long with my tissues?

THE CHEAT: {in a green bucket that reads "Puke Bucket for Him"} (crying noises)

STRONG BAD: {coughing} Oh well. I guess I'll just re-use some of these already re-reused ones. {grabs a tissue} Ow! They're pointy now!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Strong Bad, I don't think you're going to be able to answer your word problem this week. So I'll take one for the team. Two trains enter a tunnel going four mile per hour. At what time do they reach Poughkeepsie?

STRONG BAD: {groans and coughs while speaking} The Paapeeeer!

{The Paper comes down, with a distorted noise. It appears crinkled and says "Strong Bad, I can't come in today".}

STRONG BAD: Oh no, not you too! Can I blow my nose on you?

{The Paper retracts.}


Rotten Egglünd

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the word "healthy" at the end of the toon to see a short scene with Strong Sad.

STRONG SAD: {groans} This is the greatest day of my life! I feel like a few dollars!

  • Click on the word "Crap" at the end to see a map of "Rotten Egglünd".

Fun Facts

Explanations

Remarks

  • Everyone who is ill in this short appears to have a really nasty flu, other than Strong Sad, who has green spots and pink around the eyes.
  • Homestar has the wrong end of the thermometer in his mouth. The side with the bubble measures temperature.

Goofs

  • Clicking the Lappy does not cause the screen to ripple like it normally does.

Inside References

Real-World References

  • "Here Comes Sickness" is a song by Mudhoney.
  • Poughkeepsie is a city in New York located in the Hudson River Valley between New York City and Albany.
  • Images appearing on the screen during something educational is related to Sesame Street.

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