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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Drape it over your aaaaaaarms, step out in styyyyyle, Strong Bad Emaaaaaaail... ''{starts reading}'' | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Drape it over your aaaaaaarms, step out in styyyyyle, Strong Bad Emaaaaaaail... ''{starts reading}'' | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="lappy email"> | ||
| + | <div>subject: records</div> | ||
| + | dear strong bad, | ||
| + | i was wondering if you were in the record book. if so,<br> | ||
| + | what for?<br> | ||
| + | nathan, tx</blockquote> | ||
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| + | ''{Strong Bad says "tx" as "Tee-Ex", as in the individual letters.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Oooh, the Nathan TX! That has, like, way four more cylinders than the standard Nathan. Better Blue Book value, too. I can't remember if I'm in the record book or not. Seems like I should be. Let's take a look. A book-look! | ||
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| + | ''{Cut to a table. Strong Bad places "THE RECORD BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS The Book!" on the table.}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' All right, let's see what we got in here. | ||
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| + | ''{He opens the book to page 42. The page shows a picture of a really dirty Coach Z with an afro and moustache, and reads "Chapter 4 - Records of Smell, Longest Showering Streak 65 Days, 3 Hours, 42 Minutes: COACH Z."}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Sixty-five days?! That's ''way'' outdated! I'm pretty sure he's surpassed that one by several fortnights at this point. | ||
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| + | ''{Turns to page 116. This page shows young Strong Bad in a diaper and reads "Chapter 4 - Records of Smell, Dirtiest Diapey, Very, Very Dirty: LI'L STRONG BAD."}'' | ||
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| + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Dirtiest Diap— Whoa! ''{throws eggs, bacon, and coffee on the page}'' Coffee eggs bacon! Oh, too bad, I accidentally made breakfast all over whatever that record was for. | ||
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| + | ''{Cut back to the Lappy}'' | ||
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Revision as of 07:03, 25 July 2005
Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing} Drape it over your aaaaaaarms, step out in styyyyyle, Strong Bad Emaaaaaaail... {starts reading}
subject: recordsdear strong bad, i was wondering if you were in the record book. if so,
nathan, tx
what for?
{Strong Bad says "tx" as "Tee-Ex", as in the individual letters.}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Oooh, the Nathan TX! That has, like, way four more cylinders than the standard Nathan. Better Blue Book value, too. I can't remember if I'm in the record book or not. Seems like I should be. Let's take a look. A book-look!
{Cut to a table. Strong Bad places "THE RECORD BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS The Book!" on the table.}
STRONG BAD: All right, let's see what we got in here.
{He opens the book to page 42. The page shows a picture of a really dirty Coach Z with an afro and moustache, and reads "Chapter 4 - Records of Smell, Longest Showering Streak 65 Days, 3 Hours, 42 Minutes: COACH Z."}
STRONG BAD: Sixty-five days?! That's way outdated! I'm pretty sure he's surpassed that one by several fortnights at this point.
{Turns to page 116. This page shows young Strong Bad in a diaper and reads "Chapter 4 - Records of Smell, Dirtiest Diapey, Very, Very Dirty: LI'L STRONG BAD."}
STRONG BAD: Dirtiest Diap— Whoa! {throws eggs, bacon, and coffee on the page} Coffee eggs bacon! Oh, too bad, I accidentally made breakfast all over whatever that record was for.
{Cut back to the Lappy}
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