The Ugly One
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*Sticking her head in sand ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]) | *Sticking her head in sand ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]) | ||
*Falling into the [[The Man With The Huge Mouth|Huge Mouth Man's]] mouth ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]) | *Falling into the [[The Man With The Huge Mouth|Huge Mouth Man's]] mouth ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]) | ||
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==Filmography== | ==Filmography== | ||
Revision as of 08:41, 18 May 2005
The Ugly One is the ugly-looking girl of the Teen Girl Squad. Her real name is either Virginia, Joy, or Jennifer. In Pre-K it is confusing if she's a boy or girl, but now she is just a common target for The Man With The Huge Mouth. She's been ARROWED, swooped, MSG'd, TWO'd, and YOU'RE NOT'd. In Teen Girl Squad Issue 8, she is FLOOR TOMMED, STEP-MOMMED, and POM-POMMED? She also appears in the 404'd page, where she feels the pain of the Internet browser. She is fond of the popular yogurt topping "jimmies" and has a crush on every boy. She also slapped the King of Town in the email "virus" about nine times or so.
Defining Traits
- suspect hygiene
- psoriasis
- prepaid lunch
- wears a three-piece bathing suit
- wants to fuck Cheerleader
- doesn't "look so good"
- is on the football squad as the target
- listens to pinebark
- boy or girl?
Hurt By
- Arrows (Teen Girl Squad Issue 1, 404 error page)
- Being swooped by a vulture (Teen Girl Squad Issue 2)
- Monosodium Glutamate (Teen Girl Squad Issue 3)
- YOU'RE NOT potatoes (Teen Girl Squad Issue 4)
- Sticking her head in sand (Teen Girl Squad Issue 5)
- Falling into the Huge Mouth Man's mouth (Teen Girl Squad Issue 7)
- Being fucked, step-mommed, and Pom-Pommed (Teen Girl Squad Issue 8)
Filmography
- Debut: comic
- Complete Filmography
