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| - | Nearly every [[Items#Strong Bad's Computers|computer]] that [[Strong Bad]] has owned has '''malfunctioned''' at some point, and they have done so in some famously tragic ways, most often with a Flagrant System Error or by exploding (the latter ending the computer's run to be replaced by a newer, better, but [[Strong Bad's Technology|still obsolete]] version).
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| - | ==System Errors==
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| - | The '''System Error''' screen appears whenever Strong Bad's computer crashes. It is an obvious reference to the [[Wikipedia:Blue screen of death|blue screen of death]] that appears on Windows computers.
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| - | ===Flagrant System Error===
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| - | [[Image:flagrant system error 2.PNG|thumb|150px|"What the... Where did all my emails go?"]]
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| - | <blockquote class="email" style="background:#455fd8; text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br />
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| - | The system is down. I dunno what <br />
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| - | you did, moron, but you sure <br />
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| - | screwed everything up good.</blockquote>
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| - | ===Computer Over Notification===
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| - | [[Image:flagrant system error.PNG|thumb|150px|"Computer over? Virus equals very yes? That's not a good prize!"]]
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| - | <blockquote class="email" style="background:#455fd8;text-align:center">FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR<br />
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| - | Computer over.<br />
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| - | Virus = Very Yes.</blockquote>
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| - | ===Flamboyant System Error===
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| - | [[Image:Office Compy PuppetStuff.jpg|thumb|150px|"''Oh, great!''"]]
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| - | <blockquote class="short email" style="background:#32407d; text-align:center">Flamboyant System Error<br />
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| - | 3rd Qtr. Projection= Bad News</blockquote>
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| - | ===Teal Screen of Near Death===
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| - | [[Image:Tealscreenneardeath.PNG|thumb|150px|Oh, Child!]]
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| - | <blockquote style="background: #06bfad; padding: 30px; width: 25em; margin: 0; border: none">
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| - | {| style="margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto"
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| - | |<div style="border: 1px solid black"><p style="border-top: 2px solid white; border-left: 2px solid white; border-bottom: 2px solid #999; border-right: 2px solid #999; background: #CCC; color: black; font-size: 150%; text-align: center; line-height: 125%; margin: 0; padding: 0"><big>Oh, Child!</big><br>It's the Teal Screen<br> of Near Death! (TSoND) </p></div>
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | ===Temp Log Off/Out Error===
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| - | [[Image:Temperror.PNG|thumb|150px|"Augh, gonna be a long one."]]
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| - | <blockquote class="email" style="background:#455FD8; border-color:#E2E2E2; text-align:center">
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| - | | style="background:#FFFFFF;color:#455FD8" | TEMP LOG OFF/OUT ERROR
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| - | | <div style="text-align:center; border:none; background:none">Oh you are SOOOO not<br/>gonna work here again!</div>
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | ===Fake Fragrant System Error===
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| - | [[Image:compe error.png|thumb|150px|i joké]]
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| - | <blockquote class="email" style="background:#455FD8; border-color:#E2E2E2; text-align:center">
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| - | FRAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
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| - | <br>Your brand new computer is bloke.
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| - | <br>Please prepare to wait on hold
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| - | <br>with tech support for several hours.
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| - | <br>The current tech support smugness
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| - | <br>level is RED.
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | ===Appearances===
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| - | *Email [[50 emails]]
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| - | *Email [[virus]] ("Computer Over" notification)
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| - | *[[strongbad_email.exe Disc Three]]
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| - | *[[Biz Cas Fri 1]] (Flamboyant System Error)
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| - | *Email [[retirement]] (Teal Screen of Near Death)
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| - | *Email [[from work]] (Temp Log Off/Out Error)
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| - | *[[Compy Catalog]] (fake Fragrant System Error)
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| - | ==Strong Bad's Computers Exploding==
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| - | [[Image:sbemail33.PNG|thumb|YOUR TANDY A SPLODE]]
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| - | Some of Strong Bad's Computers are also known to [[Explosions|explode]] spontaneously. Probably the most famous of these explosions was the first explosion of the [[Tandy 400]], which was later fixed (though it still had some malfunctions, such as deleting emails he wanted saved, and vice versa).
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| - | ===Appearances===
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| - | *Email [[gimmicks]] ([[Tandy]]; this is shown again in a flashback in [[personal favorites]] and [[hremail3184]])
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| - | *Email [[invisibility]] (Tandy; not in the original, but shown as a flashback in hremail3184)
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| - | *Email [[virus]] (Compy; not in the original, but shown in a flashback in hremail3184)
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| - | *[[Biz Cas Fri 3]] (Corpy NT6, puppet style)
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| - | *Email [[retirement]] (Tandy; Compy, while in [[Strong Mad]]'s mouth)
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| - | *Email [[hremail3184]] ([[Lappy]]; this was not technically a malfunction)
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| - | ==Miscellaneous Malfunctions==
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| - | [[Image:sbemail118.png|thumb|WAAGH! That is not a small number! That is a ''BIG'' number!]]
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| - | Strong Bad's computers often have various malfunctions, sometimes involving [[gimmicks|explosions]] or [[The Virus|viruses]].
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| - | ===Appearances===
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| - | *Email [[sisters]] — The Tandy spontaneously deletes Strong Bad's email, then saves another email when Strong Bad tries to delete it.
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| - | *Email [[virus]] — The Compy refuses to delete the virus email, reports more than 400,000 viruses, then blue-screens before the contents of the screen pour onto the carpet.
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| - | ==The Paper==
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| - | Following 172 emails of service, [[The Paper]] and its printer fell from an [[Hammerspace|unknown location]] above Strong Bad, breaking it. After a few moments of reminiscing, Strong Bad burned the paper, in accordance with its last wishes. It was almost immediately replaced by an inkjet printer and the [[New Paper]]. The Paper came back in [[email thunder]] to beat up the New Paper, but since it got burned, its current fate is unknown. In [[hremail3184]], the Lappy's explosion destroyed one of the Papers, but it's unknown for sure which one.
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| - | ===Appearances===
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| - | *Email [[the paper]]
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| - | *Email [[hremail3184]]
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| - | [[Category:Electronics running gags]][[Category:Strong Bad Email running gags]]
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