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| - | | In Memoriam
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| - | | 2001 — June 11 2007
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| - | | (Inkjet? More like [[Wikipedia:Jumping the shark|STINKjet!]])
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| - | ==Introduction==
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| - | Hey, there! I'm <span style="color: black;">'''''The Chort'''''</span>! No, I don't look anything like [[The Cheat]], nor can I speak [[Coach Z]]. I'm just another [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] fan. I was bitten by the H*R bug on Saturday, 30 April, 2005, <small>(I think)</small> when I was rather bored. I had already discovered [[TROGDOR!]] and [[Peasant's Quest]] but couldn't be bothered to explore the rest of the site. So I decided to use a certain obscenely popular search engine to do a quick search for more information about this [[Trogdor]] guy. <small>(And for the "Secret Code" for TROGDOR!.)</small> It was a search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, <font color=red>'''BAM!'''</font color=red> I was watching [[dragon|SBEmail #58, dragon!]] My first thoughts of the site were something along the lines of <font color=red>'''"What the crap is going on here?!"'''</font color=red> So I searched the [[FAQ]] to find out what the point of the site was. Instead, I learnt that there was this secret game that was apparently impossible to beat. Yep, it was [[Super Kingio Bros]]. Interested, I did another search using the same obscenely popular serach engine and <font color=red>'''KAPOW!'''</font color=red> I was addicted to the [[Main Page|HRWiki!]] Three months later, I had watched <font color=red>'''EVERY'''</font color=red> toon on the site at least once and on Monday, 25 July, 2005 at nearly 7PM, I finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username. As you can see, I didn't succeed.
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| - | ==About Me==
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| - | I'm male and I'm 16 years old <small>(that's just a little less than 17!)</small>. I live in England, which makes '''[[sb_email 22|this]]''' certain SBEmail very relevant to me. Since it's summer and I have too much spare time, I end up <s>wasting</s> spending it on this Wiki. You'll probably find me hanging round the Recent Changes page, checking out all the edits, and also proofchecking articles. You know, just doing little edits. In addition, whenever anything new is released, I'll eventually get round to comparing the transcript with the actual toon so I can add any little details left out. I also vote on STUFF, discuss articles for deletion and go through the new/unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format to be deleted. And... yeah... that's about it... Erm... Am I hired?
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| - | |[[Image:sbemail110.png|75px]] || [[Strong Bad Email]] || [[for kids]] || "'''Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box!! HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!'''"
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| - | |[[Image:ilsg.PNG|75px]] || [[Teen Girl Squad]] || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]] || "BFF carved in a tree, That stands for '''BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!'''"
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| - | |[[Image:Weather.PNG|75px]] || [[Main Pages|Main Page]] || [[Main Page 11]] || "Today's forecast is total crap!"
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| - | |[[Image:King Brothers Game.PNG|75px]] || [[Games|"Game"]] || [[Super Kingio Brothers]] || "My life is a joke."
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| - | |[[Image:Strumstar Hammer pg17.jpg|75px]] || [[Strumstar Hammer|Easter Egg]] || [[kids' book]], [[HR:sb_book/sb_book1.html|"book"]] || <s>Knowing that he could not have done it without</s> The Homestar Runner<s>'s help,</s> <sup>''and''</sup> Pom-Pom <s>shared the trophy.</s> <sub>''lifted a comode.''</sub>
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