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| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' | + | |
| + | [[Image:MarzipanAnsweringMachineV6.png|thumb|"The number you have reached is not your boyfriend calling you right now."]] | ||
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| + | Marzipan has only a few weeks to live, the King of Town needs advice on being cool, Strong Bad brags about his imaginary girlfriend, and Homestar insults his real girlfriend. | ||
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| + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The King of Town}}, [[Kevin]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}} | ||
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| + | '''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]] | ||
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| + | '''Date:''' Tuesday, January 22, 2002 | ||
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| + | '''Running Time:''' 3:04 | ||
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| + | '''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 4 | ||
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| + | {{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}} | ||
== Transcript == | == Transcript == | ||
| - | === Marzipan's Greeting | + | === Marzipan's Greeting === |
| - | '''MARZIPAN''' | + | '''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm sittin' in my dark room... thinkin'. Please leave me a message. ''{beep}'' |
| - | === Message 5 | + | === Message 5 === |
| - | '''STRONG BAD''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, yes. Hello, Marzipan. This is your doctor, Dr. Professional. And I, uh, your results have come back from the lab, and I'm afraid I have some bad news. Um, you've been diagnosed with serious problems. I mean, these are really serious, man... and, I only give you a couple of weeks, sadly. Um, so it's hard to break this news to you, but if I were you, I would start giving your stuff away to people, um, like, maybe put your stereo out on the sidewalk right now, and then go back inside and{{--}} and look for some other stuff that, um, maybe I might{{--}} I mean, people might want to have. Um, okay! Hope you had a good life. |
| - | === Message 4 | + | === Message 4 === |
| - | '''THE KING OF TOWN''' | + | '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooh! Hey, Marzipan, it's the King. Um, I wanted to talk to you because I've been noticing recently that I... I'm not very cool, and, nobody really likes me. Um, so I thought maybe you could give me some pointers, or put in a good word for me with the guys. You know, I mean I like the same bands as you guys and... or maybe you could{{--}} I could get them something like you could tell me what kind of video games they like or something, like... I'm getting kind of desperate and lonely... Okay, bye! |
| - | === Message 3 | + | === Message 3 === |
| - | '''KEVIN | + | '''KEVIN:''' Hey, Marzipan. This is Kevin. Uh, we were just calling... a bunch of us are over here... just seeing what you were doing tonight. Um, give a call back. All right. |
| - | === Message 2 | + | === Message 2 === |
| - | '''STRONG BAD''' | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, hey Marzipan. This is Strong Bad. Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I have. Uh, I don't know what to get for my GIRLFRIEND for Valentine's Day. Um, you know, my GIRLfriend... who, uh, lives up in the other country, um, that you've never met, and you'll probably never meet her. But, uh, she's really REAL, you know... so I'm trying to think of what to get her, like, chocolates or flowers or something, you know, REAL... the type of thing that you give to a REAL person that exists. Um... so, you know, any ideas you have, 'cause my girlfriend really likes presents from me, her real boyfriend. Uh... okay! Duh, gimme a call. |
| - | === Message 1 | + | === Message 1 === |
| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''' | + | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hey, Marzipan! This is Homestar. Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I'm having. I can't think of what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. Um, she's kind of annoying, and overbearing, and kind of a big hippie. So if you could ''{slowly realizes that he's talking about Marzipan}'' buh... oh. ''{poorly imitates operator error tone}'' Doo doo ''doo''!! The number you have reached is not... your boyfriend calling you... uh... right now. ''{poorly imitates dial tone}'' Doooooo do do do do dooooooo this is the dial tone dooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Okay, bye! |
== Fun Facts == | == Fun Facts == | ||
| - | * | + | ===Trivia=== |
| + | *Series co-creator [[Craig Zobel]] provided the voice of Kevin. | ||
| + | **In the [[Fluffy Puff Commercial#First Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] for [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]], [[Mike Chapman]] mentions that they would occasionally receive fan mail remarking on how "hot" Kevin sounded; these emails would be obligingly forwarded to Zobel. | ||
| + | ===Goofs=== | ||
| + | *Although this is version six, the page title reads "Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 4". | ||
| - | == External Links == | + | ==External Links== |
| - | + | {{nextlinks|{{HR|mam||}}|old=answer6}} | |
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| - | + | {{Marzipan's Answering Machine}} | |
| + | {{DEFAULTSORT:Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 06.0}} | ||
| + | [[Category:Marzipan's Answering Machine]] | ||
Current revision as of 20:09, 11 December 2024
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Marzipan has only a few weeks to live, the King of Town needs advice on being cool, Strong Bad brags about his imaginary girlfriend, and Homestar insults his real girlfriend.
Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Strong Bad, The King of Town, Kevin, Homestar Runner
Places: Marzipan's House
Date: Tuesday, January 22, 2002
Running Time: 3:04
Page Title: Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 4
DVD: Everything Else, Volume 1
Contents |
[edit] Transcript
[edit] Marzipan's Greeting
MARZIPAN: Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm sittin' in my dark room... thinkin'. Please leave me a message. {beep}
[edit] Message 5
STRONG BAD: Oh, yes. Hello, Marzipan. This is your doctor, Dr. Professional. And I, uh, your results have come back from the lab, and I'm afraid I have some bad news. Um, you've been diagnosed with serious problems. I mean, these are really serious, man... and, I only give you a couple of weeks, sadly. Um, so it's hard to break this news to you, but if I were you, I would start giving your stuff away to people, um, like, maybe put your stereo out on the sidewalk right now, and then go back inside and— and look for some other stuff that, um, maybe I might— I mean, people might want to have. Um, okay! Hope you had a good life.
[edit] Message 4
THE KING OF TOWN: Ooh! Hey, Marzipan, it's the King. Um, I wanted to talk to you because I've been noticing recently that I... I'm not very cool, and, nobody really likes me. Um, so I thought maybe you could give me some pointers, or put in a good word for me with the guys. You know, I mean I like the same bands as you guys and... or maybe you could— I could get them something like you could tell me what kind of video games they like or something, like... I'm getting kind of desperate and lonely... Okay, bye!
[edit] Message 3
KEVIN: Hey, Marzipan. This is Kevin. Uh, we were just calling... a bunch of us are over here... just seeing what you were doing tonight. Um, give a call back. All right.
[edit] Message 2
STRONG BAD: Uh, hey Marzipan. This is Strong Bad. Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I have. Uh, I don't know what to get for my GIRLFRIEND for Valentine's Day. Um, you know, my GIRLfriend... who, uh, lives up in the other country, um, that you've never met, and you'll probably never meet her. But, uh, she's really REAL, you know... so I'm trying to think of what to get her, like, chocolates or flowers or something, you know, REAL... the type of thing that you give to a REAL person that exists. Um... so, you know, any ideas you have, 'cause my girlfriend really likes presents from me, her real boyfriend. Uh... okay! Duh, gimme a call.
[edit] Message 1
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hey, Marzipan! This is Homestar. Um, I was wondering if you could help me with a dilemma I'm having. I can't think of what to get my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. Um, she's kind of annoying, and overbearing, and kind of a big hippie. So if you could {slowly realizes that he's talking about Marzipan} buh... oh. {poorly imitates operator error tone} Doo doo doo!! The number you have reached is not... your boyfriend calling you... uh... right now. {poorly imitates dial tone} Doooooo do do do do dooooooo this is the dial tone dooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Okay, bye!
[edit] Fun Facts
[edit] Trivia
- Series co-creator Craig Zobel provided the voice of Kevin.
- In the DVD commentary for Fluffy Puff Commercial, Mike Chapman mentions that they would occasionally receive fan mail remarking on how "hot" Kevin sounded; these emails would be obligingly forwarded to Zobel.
[edit] Goofs
- Although this is version six, the page title reads "Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 4".
[edit] External Links
- watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0"
- watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0" on the old Flash site
- view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0"
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