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| - | ''This page has been<br />vandalised 2 times''<br />''By one of my friends!<br /> Sort of.''</div>
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| - | {{User:Kanjiro/userbox}}
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| - | == About me ==
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| - | Hello, I am Kanjiro, or bobby (my real name), but call me kanjiro. I first found out about [[homestarrunner.com]] because of my friends. There were watching [[Dragon]] and said it was the coolest thing ever. So i watched it. I was impressed. At first i thought it was some sort of funny one time video that would blow over in a couple of weeks, but then i discovered the entire site! To think all of these toons, games, emails, and even a store! was running through my head at the moment. After watching a couple more emails, then some toons, and then looking at the characters page, then finally playing a game, computer lab time time was over, and had been for fifteen minutes, then we all got detention. Oh, the memories. About two weeks later, i got a new mac. The first thing i had to do was bookmark homestarrunner.com (actually i had to write a report, but, yaa.) So I typed into google "homestar" then popped up the following:
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| - | *win a free ringtone game thing
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| - | *homestarrunner.com
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| - | *homestar runner wikipedia
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| - | Guess which one i chose, thats right, the... win a free ringtone game thing! I tazered that gnome like 12 times! Then i won a free ring tone. Then i went to homestar runner wikipedia! Then things happened that i don't want to type, and here i am today! I have seen every toon, played every game, and watched every email!
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| - | == Things I like ==
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| - | Here are some things i like that are related to homestarrunner.com
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| - | :*Favorite emails: [[Virus]], [[Retirement]], [[caffeine]], and the rest of the lappy emails.
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| - | :*Favorite toons: [[DNA evidence]], all of the [[cheat commandos]], and [[strong bad is in jail cartoon]].
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| - | :*Favorite shorts: [[senor mortgage]], [[experimental film]], [[drive-thru]], [[one two, one two]]
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| - | :*[[Powered by the cheat]]: all of them
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| - | :*[[Puppet stuff]]: don't like them
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| - | :*Favorite Holiday toons:[[Homestarloween Party]], [[Decemberween In July]], [[Senorial Day]], [[Fall Float Parade]]
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| - | :*Favorite Games:[[stinkoman 20x6]], [[peasant's quest]] (beat it!), [[thy dungeonman 3]]
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| - | :*Favorite Quotes:
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| - | {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}} '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."
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| - | {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
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| - | '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!"
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| - | [[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| - | {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
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| - | '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
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| - | [[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| - | {{head|Bubs|qod 4 - bubs.PNG}}
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| - | '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
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| - | [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
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| - | Here are some things i like that are not related homesatrrunner.com or the wiki.
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| - | [[Image:Wikistress3D_4_v3.jpg|thumb|left|Shoot! I didn't know it was that high, I want my money back!]]
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| - | '''Music'''
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| - | ::*[[They might be giants]]
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| - | ::*Beatles
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| - | ::*Jetro Tull
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| - | ::*Weird Al
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| - | ::*U2
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| - | ::*led zeppelin
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| - | '''TV'''
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| - | ::*Anime such as Bleach and Naruto (from the internet)
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| - | ::*2 shows on fox (I like all of the fox shows on Sunday night)
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| - | ::*4 discovery channel shows
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| - | ::*4 Disney channel shows
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| - | ::*Jeopardy, late night talk shows, and My name is Earl.
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| - | ::*3 adult swim shows
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| - | ::*2 comedy central shows
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| - | '''Websites'''
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| - | ::*I pretty much spend all my time on the internet here. Which is all of my free time. I wish i had a life.
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| - | == Weekly ==
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| - | Every day (or whenever i get around to it) I'll bring you something new, like a new Question of the week on saturdays. The schedule is the followin': Character-updated Wednesdays, picture-Thursdays, article-Fridays, Question-Saturdays, Facts-Sunday, person-Mondays, Quote-tuesdays. Feel free to give me suggestions for future thing of the week on my talk page. Also on my talk page you can answer the Question of the week, if you get it right, I'll post you as a winner and consider putting you as a future person of the week.
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| - | == Question of the week ==
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| - | *Q3: What does [[Homsar]] spell in letter blocks, and in what email does he spell it.
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| - | ::Winner #1:{{User:SamFisher1022/sig}}
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| - | :::Winner #2:{{User:TheCoolRobot/sig}}
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| - | ::::Winner #3:[[User:Foogs|Foogs]]
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| - | == Character of the week ==
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| - | [[Image:qod horriblepainting.PNG|thumb|left|90px|Horrible Painting]]
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| - | The '''Horrible Painting''' is a creepy drawing that managed to rank as number nine on [[Strong Bad]]'s [[bottom 10]] list. It has presumably been in [[Strong Mad's Room]] since the Brothers Strong were little, and always gives Strong Bad the [[jibblies]]. The painting itself bears a slight resemblance to the [[Jhonka]], while the head bears a striking resemblance to the [[Peasant's Quest Items#Monster Maskus|Monster Maskus]], both of which are featured in [[Peasant's Quest]]. It appears to be some kind of gray gremlin-creature or gargoyle with red eyes sitting on a rock and holding a torch. The painting has a background that fades from blue to green. It lives in the shadows and tries to beckon Strong Bad into the closet by creepily whispering the phrase "Come on in heeeeere." This phrase was later shown as a [[Quote of the Week#2005-10-06|Quote of the Week]]. The horrible painting was also seen on the [[More Fan Costumes]] as a pumpkin. Before succumbing to the jibblies, Strong Bad states the painting is ''way'' more evil in pumpkin form.
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| - | == Facts of the week ==
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| - | 1. A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds long.
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| - | 2. Animals that lay eggs do not have belly buttons.
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| - | 3. Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
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| - | 4. Slugs have 4 noses.
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| - | 5. Camels have 3 eyelids.
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| - | == Picture of the week ==
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| - | <center>[[Image:Pea-Buried.PNG|20px]]
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| - | '''Pea-Buried.png'''
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| - | This one speaks for itself.
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| - | ([[different town]])</center>
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| - | == Article of the week ==
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| - | [[Image:King'sgonemadwithpower.png|thumb|left|"Oh! That little yellow thing!"]]
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| - | '''[[The King of Town's Grill]]''' is clearly the barbecue that belongs to [[The King of Town]]. [[The Cheat]] lives and sleeps in it, but he spends most of his time in the [[House of the Brothers Strong]]. [[Strong Sad]] thinks it's a pretty nice place, but none of The Cheat's shirts fit him.
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| - | The grill appears to be a [http://www.weber.com Weber] charcoal grill (or a knockoff) based on its distinctive shape and coloring.
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| - | == Quote of the week ==
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| - | {{head|Coach Z|qod 5 - coach z.PNG}}
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| - | '''[[Coach Z]]:''' "You say tomater, I zader matermorts.
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| - | [[Mirror:cz_tomater.mp3|Download?]] (mirror)
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| - | == Person of the week ==
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| - | If you happen to be the person of the week, please copy the user box below to the top of your [[HRWiki:userbox|userbox]] to show you have been Kanjiro's person of the week. ( To get to be person of the week, I must think you are cool, or you have had to of help me out somehow.)
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| - | {{userbox|border=blue|mainbkgd=orange|codebkgd=blue|codecolor=black|code=<sub><small>Kanjiro's</small> </sub> POTW|msg=This user is or has been [[User:kanjiro|Kanjiro's person of the week]]. Hooray!!!}}
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| - | This week's person of the week:
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| - | <s>{{User:Sam the Man/sig}}</s>
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| - | <s>{{User:Homestar-winner/sig}}</s>
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| - | {{User:SantanaHomerunner/sig}}
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| - | There you have it. Someteen Days of Glory! And after the closimonies, most winners immediately begin filming product endorsements while their names are still fresh in our minds[[strong badathlon|...]]
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| - | == I am [[pom pom]], hear me roar... err... bubble. Bubbly bubble. ==
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| - | <center>http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/pompom.jpg
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| - | <br>[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Take your quiz today!]</center>
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| - | == Homsarmy ==
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| - | [[Image:homsar evolution current.png|thumb|The all mighty ruler!]]
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| - | Hello and welcome to the Homsarmy! The Homsarmy is a group i made up because I got bored... If you like Homsar and his antics, please join. All you have to do to join is tell me on my talk page and gett me some cool picture or thing shown below, it's that easy! If you do happen to join please copy the userbox below to your own userbox:
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| - | {{userbox|border=#33ff00|mainbkgd=#ffff00|codebkgd=#3300ff|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:homsararmy.PNG|30px]]|msg=<sub>This user loves [[Homsar]] so much he/she joined [[User:Kanjiro#Homsarmy|some stupid club]] that [[User:Kanjiro|some stupid guy]] made up, because he was bored! Boy, is this user stupid!</sub>}}
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| - | Recruits: {{User:Kanjiro/sig}} (General), {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} (Brigadier), {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} (colonel),
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| - | {{User:Slipknot6477/sig}} (Lieutenant Colonel), {{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} (Major),
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| - | {{User:Geoblu2/sig}} (Captain), {{User:SantanaHomerunner/sig}} (Lieutenant),
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| - | Our first order of business: <br>{{#switch:{{#rand:1|5}}
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| - | | 1=Destroy the [[Heavy Lourde]] and protect the all mighty ruler!
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| - | | 2=Buy more [[Bowler hats]] for the all mighty ruler.
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| - | | 3=Tell Tubbs we just lost our jengajam.
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| - | | 4=Be raised by a cup of coffee.
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| - | | 5=Sing the song of pennzoil.}}<br>
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| - | == Things ==
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| - | Here's some things people have given me because I let them be part of the homsarmy.
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| - | [[Image:Cannedmelonade.PNG]] [[Image:Segatapes.png|Here's the Melonade you wanted, Boss|120px]]
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| - | [[Image:Bubs Last Stand.PNG|230px]] [[Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|200px]]
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| - | [[Image:bowler derby.PNG|250px]] [[Image:Sb in jail.png|Strong Bad in jail]] [[Image:The cheat-bot.png|cheat bot]] [[Image:smbpi.PNG|300px]] [[Image:Nohito.PNG|250px]]
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| - | Man! I'm getting a lot of cool stuff, starting this club was a great idea!
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| - | Things i got:
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| - | *Two things of melonade
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| - | *Bubs concession stand
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| - | *The cheat
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| - | *Homsar's bowler hat
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| - | *The warm feeling i get when strong bad gets put in jail
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| - | **(That's for dropping the heavy lourde on the master!)
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| - | *The cheat ''bot''
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| - | *Super Martyo's guitar
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| - | *A King Bubsgonzola Poster! 譲歩の人!
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| - | == Contributions ==
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| - | I don't do a lot of stuff on this wiki, but on about 15 emails, I put "at the end" at least twice in there [[easter eggs]]. I'm pretty much the "at the end™∞" master. That's right, I even trade marketed it. And put the infinity sign after it... I don't know why i did that... or how i did it? (If your wondering why it's not in my contributes, i did a lot of them as an ip.)
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| - | == Thank you ==
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| - | Thank you for visiting my page!
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