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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
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  <?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="onetwo.swf" width="550" height="400">
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  <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="onetwo.swf" width="550" height="400">
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<line start="1" end="69" speaker="other">Your patience is very "unportant" to us. Check back later!</line>
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    <line start="14" end="69">
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<!-- Homestar -->
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      <homestar>One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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<line start="69" end="70">
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    </line>
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<homestar><!-- line starts at 14-->One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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    <line start="70" end="81">
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</line>
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      <sfx>lid opens</sfx>
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<!-- Strong Mad and The Cheat -->
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      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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<line start="70" end="82">
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    </line>
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<sfx>lid opens</sfx>
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    <line start="82" end="95">
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<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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      <thecheat>angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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</line>
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      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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<line start="82" end="96">
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    </line>
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<thecheat>angry The Cheat noise</thecheat>
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    <line start="96" end="109">
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<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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      <sfx>lid closes</sfx>
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</line>
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      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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<line start="96" end="110">
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    </line>
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<sfx>lid closes</sfx>
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    <line start="110" end="124">
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<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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      <strongmad>GAH!</strongmad>
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</line>
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      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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<line start="110" end="125">
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    </line>
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<strongmad>Gah!</strongmad>
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    <!-- The Poopsmith -->
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<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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    <line start="125" end="136">
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</line>
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      <sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
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<!-- The Poopsmith -->
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      <sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
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<line start="125" end="137">
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      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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<sfx>splatting noises onto the whatsit, to a beat</sfx>
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    </line>
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<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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    <line start="137" end="151">
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</line>
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      <sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
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<line start="137" end="152">
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      <thecheat voiceover="yes" volume="0.5">angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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<sfx>splatting noises onto the whatsit, to a beat</sfx>
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      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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    </line>
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<thecheat voiceover="yes" volume="0.5">angry The Cheat noise</thecheat>
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    <line start="152" end="165">
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</line>
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      <sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
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<line start="152" end="166">
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      <sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
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<sfx>splatting noises onto the whatsit, to a beat</sfx>
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      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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    </line>
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</line>
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    <!-- Back to Strong Mad -->
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<!-- Back to Strong Mad -->
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    <line start="166" end="178">
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<line start="166" end="179">
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      <strongmad>GAH!</strongmad>
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<strongmad>Gah!</strongmad>
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      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
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<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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</line>
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    </line>`
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<!--Bubs-->
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    <!--Bubs-->
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<line start="179" end="192">
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    <line start="179" end="191">
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<bubs>Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
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      <bubs>Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
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<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
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</line>
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      <sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
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<line start="192" end="205">
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      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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<bubs>Ooh! Aah! <span style="visibility:hidden">Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
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    </line>
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<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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    <line start="192" end="204">
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<thecheat voiceover="yes" volume="0.5">angry The Cheat noise</thecheat>
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      <bubs>Ooh! Ah! <span style="visibility:hidden">A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
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</line>
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      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
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<line start="205" end="220">
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        <thecheat voiceover="yes" volume="0.5">angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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<bubs>Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
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        <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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      </line>
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</line>
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    <line start="205" end="219">
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<line start="220" end="235">
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      <bubs>Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
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<bubs>Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
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      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
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<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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      <sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
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<strongmad volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Gah!</strongmad>
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      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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</line>
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    </line>
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<!-- Bubs - Homestar - Poopsmith - Strong Mad/The Cheat -->
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    <line start="220" end="234">
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<line start="235" end="248">
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      <bubs>Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
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<bubs>Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
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      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
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<homestar>One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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      <strongmad volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">GAH!</strongmad>
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<sfx>splatting noises onto the whatsit, to a beat</sfx>
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      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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<sfx>lid opens</sfx>
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    </line>
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</line>
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    <!-- Bubs - Homestar - Poopsmith - Strong Mad/The Cheat -->
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<line start="248" end="262">
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    <line start="235" end="247">
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<bubs>Ooh! Aah! <span style="visibility:hidden">Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
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      <bubs>Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
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<homestar>One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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      <sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
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<sfx>splatting noises onto the whatsit, to a beat</sfx>
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      <sfx>lid opens</sfx>
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<thecheat>angry The Cheat noise</thecheat>
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      <homestar>One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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</line>
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    </line>
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<line start="262" end="276">
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    <line start="248" end="261">
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<bubs>Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
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      <bubs>Ooh! Ah! <span style="visibility:hidden">A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
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<homestar>One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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      <sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
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<sfx>splatting noises onto the whatsit, to a beat</sfx>
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      <thecheat>angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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<sfx>lid closes</sfx>
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      <homestar>One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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</line>
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    </line>
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<line start="276" end="289">
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    <line start="262" end="275">
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<bubs>Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
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      <bubs>Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
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<homestar>One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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      <sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
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<sfx>splatting noises onto the whatsit, to a beat</sfx>
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      <sfx>lid closes</sfx>
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<strongmad>Gah!</strongmad>
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      <homestar>One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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</line>
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    </line>
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<!--Poopsmith for this round of 1 1/2 of 4 beats-->
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    <line start="276" end="288">
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<line start="289" end="303">
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      <bubs>Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
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<sfx>splatting noises onto the whatsit, to a beat</sfx>
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      <sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
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<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
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      <strongmad>GAH!</strongmad>
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<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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      <homestar>One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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</line>
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    </line>
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<line start="303" end="306">
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    <!--Poopsmith for this round of 1 1/2 of 4 beats-->
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<sfx>splatting noises onto the whatsit, to a beat</sfx>
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    <line start="289" end="302">
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<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! <span style="visibility:hidden">Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
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      <sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
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<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
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<thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noise</thecheat>
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      <sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
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</line>
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      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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<!-- Strong Sad / Coach Z -->
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    </line>
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<line start="306" end="317">
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    <line start="303" end="305">
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<strongsad>Here I go!</strongsad>
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      <sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
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<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! <span style="visibility:hidden">Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
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      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! <span style="visibility:hidden">A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
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<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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      <thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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<thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noise</thecheat>
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      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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</line>
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    </line>
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<line start="317" end="323">
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    <!-- Strong Sad / Coach Z -->
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<strongsad sfx="sfx">pats belly</strongsad>
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    <line start="306" end="316">
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<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
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      <strongsad>Here I go!</strongsad>
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<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! <span style="visibility:hidden">A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
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</line>
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      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
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<line start="323" end="330">
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      <thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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<sfx>buzzer</sfx>
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      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
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    </line>
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<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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    <line start="317" end="322">
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</line>
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      <sfx>rubber-slapping noise</sfx>
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<line start="330" end="344">
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      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
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<coachz>Atta boy!</coachz>
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      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
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<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
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      <sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
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<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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<strongmad volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Gah!</strongmad>
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    </line>
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</line>
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    <line start="323" end="329">
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<line start="344" end="351">
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      <sfx>buzzer</sfx>
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<strongsad sfx="sfx">pats belly</strongsad>
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      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
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<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
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      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
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<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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      <sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
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</line>
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      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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<line start="351" end="357">
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    </line>
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<sfx>buzzer</sfx>
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    <line start="330" end="343">
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<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
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      <coachz>Atta boy!</coachz>
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<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
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</line>
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      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
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<line start="357" end="372">
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      <strongmad volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">GAH!</strongmad>
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<coachz>Atta boy!</coachz>
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      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! <span style="visibility:hidden">Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
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    </line>
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<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
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    <line start="344" end="350">
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<thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noise</thecheat>
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      <sfx>rubber-slapping noise</sfx>
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</line>
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      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
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<!-- King of Town -->
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        Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span>
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<line start="372" end="377">
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      </bubs>
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<kingoftown sfx="sfx">eating noises</kingoftown>
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      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
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<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
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      <sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
-
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
+
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
-
<strongsad volume="0.5" sfx="sfx" voiceover="yes">pats belly</strongsad>
+
    </line>
-
</line>
+
    <line start="351" end="356">
-
<line start="377" end="385">
+
      <sfx>buzzer</sfx>
-
<kingoftown sfx="sfx">eating noises</kingoftown>
+
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
-
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
+
        Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span>
-
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
+
      </bubs>
-
<sfx volume="0.5">buzzer</sfx>
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
-
</line>
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
-
<line start="385" end="399">
+
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
-
<kingoftown sfx="sfx">eating noises</kingoftown>
+
    </line>
-
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
+
    <line start="357" end="371">
-
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
+
      <coachz>Atta boy!</coachz>
-
<strongmad volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Gah!</strongmad>
+
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
-
<coachz volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Atta boy!</coachz>
+
        Ooh! Ah! <span style="visibility:hidden">A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span>
-
</line>
+
      </bubs>
-
<!-- Back to Homestar -->
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
-
<line start="399" end="407">
+
      <thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
-
<homestar>One two...</homestar>
+
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
-
<kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
+
    </line>
-
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh!</bubs>
+
    <!-- King of Town -->
-
<strongsad volume="0.5" sfx="sfx" voiceover="yes">pats belly</strongsad>
+
    <line start="372" end="376">
-
</line>
+
      <kingoftown sfx="sfx">eating noises</kingoftown>
-
<line start="405" end="414">
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">rubber-slapping noise</sfx>
-
<homestar>One two...</homestar>
+
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
-
<kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
-
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh!</bubs>
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
-
<sfx volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">buzzer</sfx>
+
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
-
</line>
+
    </line>
-
<!-- Coach Z-->
+
    <line start="377" end="384">
-
<line start="414" end="372">
+
      <kingoftown sfx="sfx">eating noises</kingoftown>
-
<coachz>Atta boy!</coachz>
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">buzzer</sfx>
-
<kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
+
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
-
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! <span style="visibility:hidden">Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</span></bubs>
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
-
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">...one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
-
<thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noise</thecheat>
+
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
-
</line>
+
    </line>
-
<!-- Pom Pom -->
+
    <line start="385" end="398">
-
<line start="414" end="433">
+
      <kingoftown sfx="sfx">eating noises</kingoftown>
-
<pompom>bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
+
      <coachz volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Atta boy!</coachz>
-
<kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
+
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
-
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
-
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">...one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
+
      <strongmad volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">GAH!</strongmad>
-
<strongsad volume="0.5" sfx="sfx" voiceover="yes">pats belly</strongsad>
+
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
-
</line>
+
    </line>
-
<line start="433" end="440">
+
    <!-- Back to Homestar -->
-
<pompom>bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
+
    <line start="399" end="406">
-
<kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
+
      <homestar>One two...</homestar>
-
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
+
      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
-
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">...one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">rubber-slapping noise</sfx>
-
<sfx volume="0.5">buzzer</sfx>
+
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
-
</line>
+
      Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
 +
    </line>
 +
    <line start="407" end="413">
 +
      <homestar>One two...</homestar>
 +
      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">buzzer</sfx>
 +
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
 +
        Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span>
 +
      </bubs>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
 +
    </line>
 +
    <!-- Coach Z-->
 +
    <line start="414" end="426">
 +
      <coachz>Atta boy!</coachz>
 +
      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
 +
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
 +
        Ooh! Ah! <span style="visibility:hidden">A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span>
 +
      </bubs>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
 +
      <thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
 +
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">...one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 +
    </line>
 +
    <!-- Pom Pom -->
 +
    <line start="427" end="432">
 +
      <pompom>rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
 +
      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">rubber-slapping noise</sfx>
 +
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
 +
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">...one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 +
    </line>
 +
    <line start="433" end="439">
 +
      <pompom>rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
 +
      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">buzzer</sfx>
 +
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
 +
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">...one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 +
    </line>
-
<line start="440" end="453">
+
    <line start="440" end="452">
-
<pompom>bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
+
      <pompom>rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
-
<kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
+
      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
-
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah! Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
+
      <coachz volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Atta boy!</coachz>
-
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">...one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
+
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
-
<strongmad volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Gah!</strongmad>
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
-
<coachz volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Atta boy!</coachz>
+
      <strongmad volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">GAH!</strongmad>
-
</line>
+
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">...one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
 +
    </line>
-
<line start="453" end="458">
+
    <line start="453" end="457">
-
<pompom>bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
+
      <pompom>rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
-
<kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
+
      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
-
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Aah!</span></bubs>
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">rubber-slapping noise</sfx>
-
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
+
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
-
<strongsad volume="0.5" sfx="sfx" voiceover="yes">pats belly</strongsad>
+
        Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah!</span>
-
</line>
+
      </bubs>
-
<line start="458" end="466">
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
-
<pompom>bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
-
<kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
+
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
-
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Aah!</span></bubs>
+
    </line>
-
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
+
    <line start="458" end="465">
-
<sfx volume="0.5">buzzer</sfx>
+
      <pompom>rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
-
</line>
+
      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">buzzer</sfx>
 +
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
 +
        Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah!</span>
 +
      </bubs>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
 +
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
 +
    </line>
-
<line start="466" end="481">
+
    <line start="466" end="480">
-
<pompom>bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
+
      <pompom>rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
-
<kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
+
      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
-
<bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Aah!</bubs>
+
      <coachz volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Atta boy!</coachz>
-
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
+
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah!</bubs>
-
<thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noise</thecheat>
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
-
<coachz volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Atta boy!</coachz>
+
      <thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
-
</line>
+
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
 +
    </line>
-
<!-- Bubs-->
+
    <!-- Bubs-->
-
<line start="481" end="487">
+
    <line start="481" end="486">
-
<bubs>Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
+
      <bubs>A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
-
<kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
+
      <pompom volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
-
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
+
      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
-
<strongsad volume="0.5" sfx="sfx" voiceover="yes">pats belly</strongsad>
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">rubber-slapping noise</sfx>
-
<pompom volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
-
</line>
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
-
<line start="487" end="495">
+
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
-
<bubs>Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
+
    </line>
-
<kingoftown sfx="sfx" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
+
    <line start="487" end="494">
-
<homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One two, one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
+
      <bubs>A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
-
<sfx volume="0.5">buzzer</sfx>
+
      <pompom volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
-
<pompom volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
+
      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
-
</line>
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">buzzer</sfx>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
 +
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
 +
    </line>
-
<!-- Strong Bad -->
+
    <!-- Strong Bad -->
-
<line start="495" end="589">
+
    <line start="495" end="549">
-
<strongbad><em>(singing)</em> I'm a woman on the prowl and I speak up for myself! The city is at night and I'm dancin'! Dancin'!</strongbad>
+
      <strongbad>
-
<sfx><!-- I give up until it gets featured on the screen -->other sound effects continue</sfx>
+
        <em>(singing)</em> I'm a woman on the prowl and I stick up for myself!
-
</line>
+
      </strongbad>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
 +
    </line>
-
<!-- Pom Pom - Strong Mad/The Cheat - Homestar-->
+
    <line start="550" end="588">
-
<line start="589" end="603">
+
      <strongbad>
-
<strongbad><!--I'd rather not disorient here with a voiceover tag--><em>(singing)</em> I'm a woman on the prowl and I speak up for myself! The city is at night and I'm dancin'! Dancin'!</strongbad>
+
        <em>(singing)</em> The city is at night and I'm <em>dancin'! Dancin'!</em>
-
<pompom volume="0.5">bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
+
      </strongbad>
-
<sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
-
<homestar volume="0.5">...one two, one two. One two...</homestar>
+
    </line>
-
<sfx>other sound effects continue</sfx>
+
-
</line>
+
-
<line start="603" end="617">
+
-
<strongbad><em>(singing)</em> I'm a woman on the prowl and I speak up for myself! The city is at night and I'm dancin'! Dancin'!</strongbad>
+
-
<pompom volume="0.5">bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
+
-
<strongmad volume="0.5">Gah!</strongmad>
+
-
<homestar volume="0.5">...one two, one two. One two...</homestar>
+
-
<sfx>other sound effects continue</sfx>
+
-
</line>
+
-
<line start="617" end="633">
+
    <!-- Pom Pom - Strong Mad/The Cheat - Homestar-->
-
<strongbad><span style="visibility:hidden">Homsar solo!</span></strongbad>
+
    <line start="589" end="602">
-
<pompom volume="0.5">bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
+
      <strongbad>
-
<sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
+
        <em>(singing)</em> The city is at night and I'm <em>dancin'! Dancin'!</em>
-
<homestar volume="0.5">...one two, one two. One two...</homestar>
+
      </strongbad>
-
<sfx>other sound effects continue</sfx>
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      <pompom volume="0.7">rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
-
</line>
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      <sfx volume="0.7">lid closes</sfx>
 +
      <homestar volume="0.7">...one two, one two. One two...</homestar>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
 +
    </line>
 +
    <line start="603" end="616">
 +
      <strongbad>
 +
        <em>(singing)</em> The city is at night and I'm <em>dancin'! Dancin'!</em>
 +
      </strongbad>
 +
      <pompom volume="0.7">rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
 +
      <strongmad volume="0.7">GAH!</strongmad>
 +
      <homestar volume="0.7">...one two, one two. One two...</homestar>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
 +
    </line>
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<line start="633" end="648">
+
    <line start="617" end="632">
-
<strongbad>Homsar solo!</strongbad>
+
      <strongbad>
-
</line>
+
        <span style="visibility:hidden">Homsar solo!</span>
 +
      </strongbad>
 +
      <pompom volume="0.7">rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.7">lid opens</sfx>
 +
      <homestar volume="0.7">...one two, one two. One two...</homestar>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
 +
    </line>
-
<!-- Homsar -->
+
    <line start="633" end="647">
-
<line start="648" end="763">
+
      <strongbad>Homsar solo!</strongbad>
-
<homsar>AAaAaaaAaAAaAaAAAaAAaAaAAAaaAaAaaAaAaAAaAaaAAaAh!</homsar>
+
      <sfx volume="0.7">other sound effects pause</sfx>
-
</line>
+
    </line>
-
<!-- Marzipan -->
+
    <!-- Homsar -->
-
<line start="763" end="791">
+
    <line start="648" end="762">
-
<marzipan sfx="sfx">guitar riff</marzipan>
+
      <homsar>AaAaAaA! OurAaAaA! UrAaAaAaA, Uwarwarwarwar! A-way-way-way-waa!</homsar>
-
<sfx>other sound effects continue</sfx>
+
      <sfx volume="0.7">other sound effects pause</sfx>
-
</line>
+
    </line>
-
<!-- Pom Pom, Bubs, Marzipan, Homestar -->
+
    <!-- Marzipan -->
-
<line start="791" end="816">
+
    <line start="763" end="790">
-
<pompom volume="0.5">bouncing noises to a beat</pompom>
+
      <sfx>guitar riff</sfx>
-
<marzipan volume="0.5" sfx="sfx">guitar riff</marzipan>
+
      <sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects resume</sfx>
-
<bubs volume="0.5">Rink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a-dink-a...</bubs>
+
    </line>
-
<homestar volume="0.5">...one two, one two...</homestar>
+
-
<sfx>other sound effects continue</sfx>
+
-
</line>
+
-
<!-- Back to Strong Bad -->
+
    <!-- Pom Pom, Bubs, Marzipan, Homestar -->
-
<line start="816" end="873">
+
    <line start="791" end="815">
-
<strongbad><em>(singing)</em> Look out world! I'm an independent girl!</strongbad>
+
      <sfx volume="0.7">guitar riff</sfx>
-
<sfx>other sound effects continue</sfx>
+
      <pompom volume="0.7">rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
-
</line>
+
      <bubs volume="0.7">A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
 +
      <homestar volume="0.7">...one two, one two...</homestar>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
 +
    </line>
-
<!-- A montage -->
+
    <!-- Back to Strong Bad -->
-
<line start="873" end="927">
+
    <line start="816" end="872">
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<strongbad voiceover="yes"><em>(singing)</em> Rollin' around like a motorcade!</strongbad>
+
      <strongbad>
-
<sfx>other sound effects continue</sfx>
+
        <em>(singing)</em> Look out, world! I'm an independent girl!
-
</line>
+
      </strongbad>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
 +
    </line>
-
<line start="927" end="977">
+
    <!-- Creat a montage -->
-
<strongbad voiceover="yes"><em>(singing)</em> Look out world! I'm an independent girl!</strongbad>
+
    <line start="873" end="926">
-
<sfx>other sound effects continue</sfx>
+
      <strongbad voiceover="yes">
-
</line>
+
        <em>(singing)</em> Rollin' around like a motorcade!
 +
      </strongbad>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
 +
    </line>
-
<!-- Strong Bad only -->
+
    <line start="927" end="976">
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<line start="977" end="1027">
+
      <strongbad voiceover="yes">
-
<strongbad><em>(singing off-key)</em> You can meet me down at the arcade!</strongbad>
+
        <em>(singing)</em> Look out, world! I'm an independent girl!
-
</line>
+
      </strongbad>
 +
      <sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
 +
    </line>
-
<line start="1027" end="1076">
+
    <!-- Strong Bad only -->
-
<strongbad>Whoa. Need to get the acoustics checked out in here.</strongbad>
+
    <line start="977" end="1026">
-
</line>
+
      <strongbad>
-
<line start="1076" end="1105">
+
        <em>(singing off-key)</em> You can meet me down at the arcade!
-
<sfx>microphone tapping sounds</sfx>
+
      </strongbad>
-
<strongbad>Is this thing broken?</strongbad>
+
    </line>
-
</line>
+
 
-
</transcript>
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    <line start="1027" end="1075">
 +
      <strongbad>Whoa. Need to get the acoustics checked out in here.</strongbad>
 +
    </line>
 +
    <line start="1076" end="1105">
 +
      <sfx>microphone tapping</sfx>
 +
      <strongbad>Is this thing broken?</strongbad>
 +
    </line>
 +
  </transcript>
</pre>
</pre>

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      <homestar>One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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      <sfx>lid opens</sfx>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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      <thecheat>angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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      <strongmad>GAH!</strongmad>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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    <!-- The Poopsmith -->
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      <sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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    <line start="137" end="151">
      <sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <thecheat voiceover="yes" volume="0.5">angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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      <sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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      <strongmad>GAH!</strongmad>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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      <bubs>Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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    <line start="192" end="204">
      <bubs>Ooh! Ah! <span style="visibility:hidden">A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
        <thecheat voiceover="yes" volume="0.5">angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
        <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
      </line>
    <line start="205" end="219">
      <bubs>Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
    </line>
    <line start="220" end="234">
      <bubs>Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <strongmad volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">GAH!</strongmad>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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    <!-- Bubs - Homestar - Poopsmith - Strong Mad/The Cheat -->
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      <bubs>Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
      <sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <sfx>lid opens</sfx>
      <homestar>One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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    <line start="248" end="261">
      <bubs>Ooh! Ah! <span style="visibility:hidden">A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
      <sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <thecheat>angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
      <homestar>One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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    <line start="262" end="275">
      <bubs>Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
      <sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <sfx>lid closes</sfx>
      <homestar>One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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    <line start="276" end="288">
      <bubs>Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
      <sfx>splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <strongmad>GAH!</strongmad>
      <homestar>One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! <span style="visibility:hidden">A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
      <thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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    <!-- Strong Sad / Coach Z -->
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      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! <span style="visibility:hidden">A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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    <line start="317" end="322">
      <sfx>rubber-slapping noise</sfx>
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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    <line start="323" end="329">
      <sfx>buzzer</sfx>
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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    <line start="330" end="343">
      <coachz>Atta boy!</coachz>
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <strongmad volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">GAH!</strongmad>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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    <line start="344" end="350">
      <sfx>rubber-slapping noise</sfx>
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
        Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span>
      </bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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    <line start="351" end="356">
      <sfx>buzzer</sfx>
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
        Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span>
      </bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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    <line start="357" end="371">
      <coachz>Atta boy!</coachz>
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
        Ooh! Ah! <span style="visibility:hidden">A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span>
      </bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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    <!-- King of Town -->
    <line start="372" end="376">
      <kingoftown sfx="sfx">eating noises</kingoftown>
      <sfx volume="0.5">rubber-slapping noise</sfx>
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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    <line start="377" end="384">
      <kingoftown sfx="sfx">eating noises</kingoftown>
      <sfx volume="0.5">buzzer</sfx>
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
    </line>
    <line start="385" end="398">
      <kingoftown sfx="sfx">eating noises</kingoftown>
      <coachz volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Atta boy!</coachz>
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <strongmad volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">GAH!</strongmad>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
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    <!-- Back to Homestar -->
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      <homestar>One two...</homestar>
      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
      <sfx volume="0.5">rubber-slapping noise</sfx>
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
       Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span></bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
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      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
      <sfx volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">buzzer</sfx>
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
        Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span>
      </bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
    </line>
    <!-- Coach Z-->
    <line start="414" end="426">
      <coachz>Atta boy!</coachz>
      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
        Ooh! Ah! <span style="visibility:hidden">A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</span>
      </bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">...one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
    </line>
    <!-- Pom Pom -->
    <line start="427" end="432">
      <pompom>rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
      <sfx volume="0.5">rubber-slapping noise</sfx>
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">...one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
    </line>
    <line start="433" end="439">
      <pompom>rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
      <sfx volume="0.5">buzzer</sfx>
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">...one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
    </line>

    <line start="440" end="452">
      <pompom>rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
      <coachz volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Atta boy!</coachz>
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah! A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <strongmad volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">GAH!</strongmad>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">...one two, one two, one two...</homestar>
    </line>

    <line start="453" end="457">
      <pompom>rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
      <sfx volume="0.5">rubber-slapping noise</sfx>
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
        Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah!</span>
      </bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
    </line>
    <line start="458" end="465">
      <pompom>rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
      <sfx volume="0.5">buzzer</sfx>
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">
        Ooh! <span style="visibility:hidden">Ah!</span>
      </bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid opens</sfx>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
    </line>

    <line start="466" end="480">
      <pompom>rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
      <coachz volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Atta boy!</coachz>
      <bubs volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">Ooh! Ah!</bubs>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <thecheat volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
    </line>

    <!-- Bubs-->
    <line start="481" end="486">
      <bubs>A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
      <pompom volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
      <sfx volume="0.5">rubber-slapping noise</sfx>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
    </line>
    <line start="487" end="494">
      <bubs>A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
      <pompom volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
      <kingoftown sfx="yes" volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">eating noises</kingoftown>
      <sfx volume="0.5">buzzer</sfx>
      <sfx volume="0.5">splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat! splat!</sfx>
      <sfx volume="0.5">lid closes</sfx>
      <homestar volume="0.5" voiceover="yes">One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...</homestar>
    </line>

    <!-- Strong Bad -->
    <line start="495" end="549">
      <strongbad>
        <em>(singing)</em> I'm a woman on the prowl and I stick up for myself!
      </strongbad>
      <sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
    </line>

    <line start="550" end="588">
      <strongbad>
        <em>(singing)</em> The city is at night and I'm <em>dancin'! Dancin'!</em>
      </strongbad>
      <sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
    </line>

    <!-- Pom Pom - Strong Mad/The Cheat - Homestar-->
    <line start="589" end="602">
      <strongbad>
        <em>(singing)</em> The city is at night and I'm <em>dancin'! Dancin'!</em>
      </strongbad>
      <pompom volume="0.7">rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
      <sfx volume="0.7">lid closes</sfx>
      <homestar volume="0.7">...one two, one two. One two...</homestar>
      <sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
    </line>
    <line start="603" end="616">
      <strongbad>
        <em>(singing)</em> The city is at night and I'm <em>dancin'! Dancin'!</em>
      </strongbad>
      <pompom volume="0.7">rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
      <strongmad volume="0.7">GAH!</strongmad>
      <homestar volume="0.7">...one two, one two. One two...</homestar>
      <sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
    </line>

    <line start="617" end="632">
      <strongbad>
        <span style="visibility:hidden">Homsar solo!</span>
      </strongbad>
      <pompom volume="0.7">rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
      <sfx volume="0.7">lid opens</sfx>
      <homestar volume="0.7">...one two, one two. One two...</homestar>
      <sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
    </line>

    <line start="633" end="647">
      <strongbad>Homsar solo!</strongbad>
      <sfx volume="0.7">other sound effects pause</sfx>
    </line>

    <!-- Homsar -->
    <line start="648" end="762">
      <homsar>AaAaAaA! OurAaAaA! UrAaAaAaA, Uwarwarwarwar! A-way-way-way-waa!</homsar>
      <sfx volume="0.7">other sound effects pause</sfx>
    </line>

    <!-- Marzipan -->
    <line start="763" end="790">
      <sfx>guitar riff</sfx>
      <sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects resume</sfx>
    </line>

    <!-- Pom Pom, Bubs, Marzipan, Homestar -->
    <line start="791" end="815">
      <sfx volume="0.7">guitar riff</sfx>
      <pompom volume="0.7">rhythmic bouncing noises</pompom>
      <bubs volume="0.7">A-reek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a-deek-a...</bubs>
      <homestar volume="0.7">...one two, one two...</homestar>
      <sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
    </line>

    <!-- Back to Strong Bad -->
    <line start="816" end="872">
      <strongbad>
        <em>(singing)</em> Look out, world! I'm an independent girl!
      </strongbad>
      <sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
    </line>

    <!-- Creat a montage -->
    <line start="873" end="926">
      <strongbad voiceover="yes">
        <em>(singing)</em> Rollin' around like a motorcade!
      </strongbad>
      <sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
    </line>

    <line start="927" end="976">
      <strongbad voiceover="yes">
        <em>(singing)</em> Look out, world! I'm an independent girl!
      </strongbad>
      <sfx volume="0.5">other sound effects continue</sfx>
    </line>

    <!-- Strong Bad only -->
    <line start="977" end="1026">
      <strongbad>
        <em>(singing off-key)</em> You can meet me down at the arcade!
      </strongbad>
    </line>

    <line start="1027" end="1075">
      <strongbad>Whoa. Need to get the acoustics checked out in here.</strongbad>
    </line>
    <line start="1076" end="1105">
      <sfx>microphone tapping</sfx>
      <strongbad>Is this thing broken?</strongbad>
    </line>
  </transcript>
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