User:Cool Tapes.exe

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Current revision as of 19:48, 27 April 2007

'Zup. I'm Cool Tapes.exe. My favorite character in the Homestar Runner Universe would have to be....Strong Bad. Well, feel free to look around my user page. Okay, bye!

OMG HE'S BACK!!! Hi guys. After my long vacation, i'm back. Did I miss anything? I'm back on Bloody Rose, and the website should be up soon. Okay, bye!

[edit] My Favorites (from homestarrunner.com)

• Favorite Big Toon: Where's The Cheat?
• Favorite Short Toons: Summer Short Shorts and Ballad of The Sneak
  

  

  Yeah. It's creepy and so am I.
• Favorite Holiday Toon: The Best Decemberween Ever
• Favorite Teen Girl Squads: Teen Girl Squad Issue 3 Teen Girl Squad Issue 5 and Teen Girl Squad Issue 7

Favorite Sbemails
1.dragon
2.japanese cartoon
3.guitar
4.crying
5.rampage
6.long pants
7.isp
8.virus
9.sisters
10.4 branches
11.what i want
12.bottom 10
13.sbemail_22
14.funny
Crapfully yours,
Cool Tapes.exe

[edit] Dreams

I dream to be a famous movie maker someday. I sometimes make short Homestar cartoons that I show to my friends. But I'm most interested in the horror genre. In fact, I'm doing a remake of the greatist musical of our time, Little Shop of Horrors.

Come on fhqwhgads!

I swear, these girls are hot! Especially the brunette!

I spend most of the time on the computer (or Compy as I like to call it) writing short stories or making movies.

Oh man...I knew you had crap for brains, but it's like the crap in your brains has crap for brains!

[edit] First Time

The first time I experianced the fury of Homestarrunner.com was at Camp LRCA, a christian camp (yes. surprise, surprise). One of the camp supervisers all of a sudden asked "Who likes stupid cartoons?!" after a lesson. We sat back in our seats and watched the first Strong Bad Email I ever saw, guitar. Ever since, I was hooked. I looked forward to one or two (maybe even three) Sbemails or Teen Girl Squad every night at camp. It was friggin awesome. When I came home, I immediatly showed my little bro the website (even though I haven't seen it yet) and he was hooked as well. Before I knew it, even my friends were digging the Homestarrunner website. Today, I come to the website every day to see if there's a new sbemail or toon.

Link is so stupid.

[edit] SBEMAIL

I have sent Strong Bad an email before. It went something like this....

subject: the paper

Dear Baddest of the Brothers Strong,
I think The Paper is getting old at ending emails lately.
Why not get an inkjet printer like you said you would in email #117?
Your #1 fan,
Cool Tapes.exe

He probably wouldn't answer it until sbemail #173(see montage), though. It still would be cool to see if Strong Bad got the inkjet printer earlier.

Poor Homestar.	I didn't know Homestar played soccer!	Kirby rules	You are under my control....
What the....?	A song from the sixties	The system is down	Oh man, I don't care what anyone says, these girls are friggin hot!
That thing is way more evil in pumpkin form!	Awesome ornaments	Strong Bad is so weak!	The mysterious Safrica Galaxy.
Little Shopof Horrors 1982.png.jpg My favorite movie and play.	Strong Mad is way too short and The Cheat is way too big!	YOUR HEAD A SPLODE

[edit] Little Shop of Horrors

Here's what my remake of Little Shop of Horrors will be like. It's not really all that different from the 1986 film.

The film takes place in a florist shop in Skid Row, New York. Seymour Krelborn (played by Brian West) is an employee and so is his crush, Audrey (still haven't found a person to play Audrey yet). Seymour finds a strange plant he names "Audrey 2" (played by myself). He puts it in the window, and many customers flock to the little shop. After they all leave, the plant wilts and Seymour begs for it to grow. He cuts his finger on a rose, and the plant opens its pod, begging for the blood. Seymour feeds the plant his own blood and it grows. Many more customers flock to the site as the plant grows. Soon, the plant is as big as a shetland pony. Now it can talk and sing. Audrey 2 attempts to persuade Seymour into killing someone, chopping the person up and giving the person to it. Seymour thinks of the one person that should die; Audrey's sadistic boyfriend, Orin Scrivello D.D.S. (played by TyShawn Fitzpatrick) Seymour goes into Orin's office with a gun in his hand. But he's so wimpy that he can't do the dirty deed. So Orin does it for him. He puts on his special laughling gas mask, chokes and dies. Seymour drags him back to the shop, chops him up, and feeds him to Audrey 2. Soon, Mr. Mushnick (played by Jimmy Lampkin), the owner of the shop, suspects something. What can Seymour do except feed the still-growing Audrey 2 another innocent bystander? The plant is now 16 feet tall with a cocky attitude. Seymour refuses to feed the plant any longer and storms out of the shop. The plant then calls Audrey, lures her to the shop and chops on her. Seymour returns to the shop and pulls Audrey out of the plant's pod. Audrey soon dies from loss of blood and Seymour, granting his love's dying wish, feeds her to the plant. Seymour is so heartbroken, he stands toward the end of a building until Patrick Martin (played by Spencer Gloy) appears. He tells Seymour his idea to take cuttings of Audrey 2 and sell them in florist shops across the country. Seymour returns to the shop only to be eaten by Audrey 2. Patrick takes cuttings of the plant and the plants take over the world.

[edit] Quote of the Week

(will be updated whenever I feel like updating it)

ME: If you're not me, you probably suck.

[edit] People I likes as friends

Jangles5150
TheYellowDart—(t/c)
User:DemolitionSquid

[edit] The End (?)

That's pretty much my user page. Feel free to ask questions on my talk page. Well, until then, see ya later!