User:Homsar7

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-	Hiya! My Name Is Eric. I'm 14 And I Play Guitar.	+	[[Image:Homsar7.bmp.gif|thumb|Symbolical of Homsar7]]
-	I Love [[Homsar]]. He's My Favorite Character. I Worship Him. I Also Draw Him In My Spare Time. So Far I've Drawn Him A Slash, Kumar, And Just Himself. My Next Homsar Drawing Project Is Him In The [[Homestarmy]].	+	== Return ==
-	== Faves/Non-Faves ==	+	After a hiatus of 4 months, Homsar7 returns to the HR Wiki by way of an e-mail, saying that he's been accepted into [[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad's]] notorious gang. While balancing school work, friends, and the like, Homsar7 will roam all of the places, new cartoons, and things of the HR Wiki.
-	Favorite Big Toon: [[A Folky Tale]]	+	Still the guitar weilding kid, Eric has expanded his musical instrumental ablities to keyboards and drums. He plans to release music into the world for all to hear.
-	Favorite Short: [[Commandos in the Classroom]] or [[Experimental Film]]	+	== The Interview ==
-	Favorite Game: [[TROGDOR!]]	+	In a recent interview with '''The Statoma''', Eric was asked about his musical ability, his life, and other different things. (NOTE: Dirty words have been censored to keep young minds on this sight pure)
-	Favorite SB Email: [[interview]], [[homsar]], [[long pants]], or [[do over]]	+	'''The Statoma''': Hello Eric, may we call you that?
		+	'''Eric''': Yes, go on. (shifts in his chair)
-	Least Favorite Big Toon: [[The Reddest Radish]]	+	'''TS''': So, how has it been transferring from public school to private?
-	Least Favorite Short: um...none	+	'''E''': Well, I only had one friend whom I was close with that I knew was going there, so it was a bit of challange.
-	Least Favorite Game: [[Marshie Ween]]	+	'''TS''': What have you learned so far?
-	Least Favorite SB Email: [[labor day]]	+	'''E''': Whatever the teachers teach us, its always gonna tie into God. (laughs) Also, half the preps are ******* and the rest are crazy.
-	{{userboxtop}}	+	'''TS''': Anything else?
-	{{userbox|border=#FFA500|mainbkgd=#FFCE7B|codebkgd=#FFA500|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:qod 9 - homsar.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user's favorite character is '''[[Homsar]]'''. AaAaAaAaAaAaAaA!}}	+
-	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#3333CD|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar_shirt_logo_back.PNG|40px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">This user was '''[[interview|<span style="color:white">raised by a cup of coffee</span>]]''' and has become a cup of coffee.</span>}}	+
-	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#000000|codebkgd=#0000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:43SMposse.png|43px]]|msg=<span style="color:white">This user is a member of '''[[User:Bassbone#Strong Mad's Posse|<span style="color:white">Strong Mad's Posse.</span>]]</span>'''}}	+
-	{{userbox|border=#9966FF|mainbkgd=#FFFFFF|codebkgd=#E0FFFF|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:sbemail36.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user can play the '''[[guitar]]'''.}}	+
-	{{userbox|border=#000000|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CCFFCC|codebkgd=#FFFFFF|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=[[Image:homsar-shirt.png|43px]]|msg=This user owns a '''[[Store#tshirt_homsar_coffee|Homsar T-shirt]]''' and received it on Firday, April 21, 2006.}}	+
-	{{userbox|border=#DAA520|mainbkgd=#FFFF00|codebkgd=#FFD700|codecolor=#000000|code=MEH|msg=This user can understand some '''[[cheat talk|Cheat Talk]]''', but is not fluent in it.}}	+
-	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#FFCC00|codecolor=#663333|code=TEEN|msg=This user is between '''13 and 19 years old'''.}}	+
-	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#CC6666|codebkgd=#FF6666|codecolor=#000000|code=HI|msg=This user is on the '''[[HRWiki:Welcoming committee|welcoming committee]]''', but '''[[User:Lapper|Lapper]]''' keeps taking every new member!}}	+
-	{{userbox|border=#D19275|mainbkgd=#FFE4C4|codebkgd=#CD853F|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=PQ|msg=This user loves to play '''[[Peasant's Quest]]'''.}}	+
-	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#A9A9A9|codebkgd=#000000 |codecolor=#00FF00|code=[[Image:parsnips.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user loves '''[[Old-Timey]] Toons'''.}}	+
-	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#00CC99|codebkgd=#009966|codecolor=#66FFCC|code=LOL|msg=This user is '''[[funny]]''' and uses homestarrunner.com jokes daily!}}	+
-	{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FF9900|codebkgd=#006600|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:Fallen Ben.PNG|43px]]|msg=This user is a part of of the '''[[Homestarmy]]'''.}}	+
-	{{userbox|border=#006400|mainbkgd=#ADFF2F|codebkgd=#2E8B57|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:HomsarPotion-ma-jig.png|30px]]|msg=This user enjoys doing '''[[HRWiki:WikiGnome|Gnome work]]'''. He's just got to find the right '''[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|<span style="color:blue">location, location, lo-ca-tion!</span>]]'''}}	+
-	|}	+	'''E''': That premarital *** is never permitted, but the skirts kinda make it hard. What is it, like a test or something? Please.
-	== My Username ==	+	'''TS''': Okay...What about music? What intruments do you play?
-	My Name Comes From My Favorite Character, Homsar.	+	'''E''': Keyboards, drums, and mainly guitar. I sing too, but I ****.
-	The Number 7 Comes From The Astros 2nd Baseman Craig Biggio, And It's Also My Lucky Number.	+	'''TS''': Do you write any songs?
-	== Dreams ==	+	'''E''': Yeah, but only when I get a good idea, or I improv lyrics while playing different chords and stuff.
-	Yes, I Have Dreams.	+	'''TS''': So, what are your favorite TV shows?
-	My Dream Job Is A Guitarist Or A Chef. I Like To Cook.	+	'''E''': Mainly anything on [Adult Swim]. Robot Chicken. Family Guy. Morel Orel. Tom Goes To The Mayor (NEW JERSEY *****!) Tim And Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
-	I Am Also Pretty Funny. Being a Comidien Would Be Cool.	+	'''TS''': I see...Favorite bands?
-	If I Could Turn Into One Homestar Runner Character, It Would Be Homsar.	+	'''E''': Breaking Benjamin is my favorite, I also like Nine Inch Nails, Seether, Franz Ferdinand, Eric Clapton, B.B. King. A lot of different things, mainly all music that isn't creepy.
-	== Songwritting And Music ==	+	'''TS''': Speaking of which, how's the band you're in?
-	Yes I Write Songs. I've Written Them sice I Was 10 Years Old. Some Have Been Destroyed In The Evil Washing Machine *Glares*.	+	'''E''': Trust me, it ain't gonna happen. We just don't have musical ablitiy (laughs). I can't write screamo songs.
-	I'm Into Garage, Grunge, Rock, NuMetal, And A ''Very Small'' Amount Of Rap.	+	'''TS''': So, are you gonna be solo?
-	My Favorite Bands Are Breaking Benjamin, Cold, Nine Inch Nails, Puddle Of Mudd, The Subways, The Bravery, Bowling For Soup, Billy Corgan, Black Eyed Peas, Kanye West, And An Irish Band Called [http://www.myspace.com/franticstate Frantic State].	+	'''E''': Well, I'm gonna look for a band for a while, but if nothing turns up, I'll just stick solo. My guitar teacher is putting a recording studio in the building they use, so that will be my main recording impliment. Heck, I'm gonna offer my services to run a record label out of it.
-	== Cool Sites ==	+	'''TS''': Well Eric, we'd like to thank you for your time. Any final words?
-	*[http://www.ultimateshowdown.org The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destainy!] ''WARNING!'': It Is A Bit Graphic...	+	'''E''': Yeah. I'm gonna quote two people. First, Peter of Family Guy: "You know what really grinds my gears America? You. **** you." Second, Homsar. "And also with you."
-	*[http://electric7.mydeardiary.com My Blog] ''WARNING!'': The Topics I Speak About Are NOT For Kids Under Age 12. Also, My Language Can Get Out Of Hand At Times...	+
		+	== Links to Things ==
-	== The Sbemail I Sent... ==	+	[http://www.myspace.com/electric7 Standard Myspace]
-	I decided to send Strong Bad an email, Sometime in September of '06... Asking him...	+	<br />[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1331220148 Facebook]
		+	<br />[http://www.ultimate-guitar.com Guitar Site Of the Gods]
		+	<br />[http://phobialist.com/reverse.html#A- An Indexed List Of Phobias]
-	<blockquote class="lappy email">	+	== Final ==
-	<div>subject: Getting The Girl</div>	+	I have nothing more to say from this point on.
-	Dear Strong Bad,<br />	+
-	I'm in love with this girl, who barely knows I exist. I want her to like me. Could you show me <br />	+
-	how you win girl's hearts so I can win hers?<br />	+
-	Claiming Homestar Runner is dumb and doesn't wear long pants,<br />	+
-	Eric from New Jersey	+
-	</blockquote>	+
-		+
-	== [[personal favorites]] Tab ==	+
-		+
-	I've Found The Secret To The Wicked Solo In The Intro To The Email [[personal favorites]]. Here's The Tab.	+
-		+
-	Instrument: Guitar	+
-	Tuning: Standard (Low E, A, D, G, B, High E)	+
-		+
-	Strong Bad: Awwwww (starts here) EMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	+
-		+
-	*E------------------------------------------------------------------------------------	+
-	*B------------------------------------------------------------------------------------	+
-	*G-----------------10(ring)-----------10-8----8---------------------------------------	+
-	*D--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3---------10---10------8(slide)10-----3-3--3----3-3-3	+
-	*A--3-3--3---3-3-3------3-3--3---3-------------------------------------3-3--3----3-3-3	+
-	*e--2-2--2---2-2-2------2-2--2---2-------------------------------------2-2--2----2-2-2	+
-		+
-	Strong Bad: Whoa, That Was The Wickedest Solo Ever. Now What Function Hey Do I Have To Hit To Play That Again?	+
-		+
-	== Cool Quotes ==	+
-	Idea borrowed from [[User:Venusy|Venusy]]. Used with permission. All rights reserved.	+
-		+
-	{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 style="border-collapse:collapse"	+
-	|- bgcolor=#eeeeee	+
-	! Quote !! From	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Matt Equals MATT! || [[50 emails]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': possums...... || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Homsar]]''': Kelsey Grammer! || [[Homsar Main Page]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': ummm...BREAKIN' STUFF!  || [[Strong Mad]]'s Character Video	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Long pants, Strong Bad! The longest pants! || [[long pants]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': No, I'm Not In India. || [[isp]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Coach Z]]''': Sounds More Like A Terlet If You Ask Me! || [[A Folky Tale]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Strong Sad]]''': But Homsar Called And Said He Was A Million Ladies Tall.  || [[2 emails]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Rise, My Son. And Giveth Me Instead, $7.50 With Which To Buy Some Buffalo Chicken Tenders. || [[radio]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Homestar Runner|Homeslice]]''': I Wasn't Stapled To Any Chicken! || [[Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes|Bad Jokes]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Homsar]]''': Aaaalms For The Pudgy? Aaalms For The Pudgy. || [[Homestar Presents: Presents]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAa Hey Tubbs! I Just Lost My Jengajam! || [[Where's The Cheat?]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': Greta Is Feeding The Mouse Bug Spray. When Will He Be Done For? || [[That Time of Year]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': I Represent Distinguished Businessman.|| [[An Open Forum]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Strong Sad]]''':  Don't you touch that- zabbitablough! || [[radio]] easter egg	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Coach Z]]''': DELORTED ! || [[replacement]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Homestar Runner]]''': Cool, Cool, Depressing, Cool. || [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[The Cheat]]''': Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it. || [[The Cheat]]'s Character Video	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': Did You Just Say Parakeet?!? || [[caffine]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[The Barbershop Trio]]''': Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Strong Bad]]''': PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME! || [[do over]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': SOMEBODY HEEEEELP! || [[Sick Day]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Mr. Shmallow]]''': Look lively! || [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[The Kaiser]]''': Ach Du Lieber! || [[Ballad of The Sneak]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Old-Timey Strong Bad]]''': I'll be marching around in gold pants in no time!|| [[That A Ghost]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[What's Her Face]]''': I Can Count To G! || [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Marzipan]]''': Umm... Uh, that wasn't very good. || [[Audition With Marzipan]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Homsar]]''': AaAaAaAaA! || Various Toons	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Homestar Runner|Puppet Homestar]]''': Yeah, Liability! L-I-A-B-I... || [[Biz Cas Fri 2]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Homsar]]''': If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll eeeat iiiiiit!  || [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Strong Mad]]''': I HAVE A FUNNY HAT! || [[HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[Atari Strong Bad]]''': Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me! || [[Main Page 13]]	+
-	|-	+
-	| '''[[1-Up]]''': I want pudding! || [[Under Construction]]	+
-	|}	+
-		+
-		+
-		+
-	== Get Outta My House! ==	+
-		+
-	Ok, Feel Free To [[Special:Emailuser/{{PAGENAME}}|Wikimail]] Me, But It Works Better (and gets a quicker response!) On My Talk Page. Just Click Talk Up There. *pokes top of page*	+
-		+
-	Ok, So You Can Leave. I Dont Care Where Really. Why Not Click The Random Page Button Up There? But Anyway, Peace Out, Party People!	+

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Current revision as of 02:52, 26 February 2007

Contents 1 Return 2 The Interview 3 Links to Things 4 Final

[edit] Return

After a hiatus of 4 months, Homsar7 returns to the HR Wiki by way of an e-mail, saying that he's been accepted into Sir Strong Bad's notorious gang. While balancing school work, friends, and the like, Homsar7 will roam all of the places, new cartoons, and things of the HR Wiki.

Still the guitar weilding kid, Eric has expanded his musical instrumental ablities to keyboards and drums. He plans to release music into the world for all to hear.

[edit] The Interview

In a recent interview with The Statoma, Eric was asked about his musical ability, his life, and other different things. (NOTE: Dirty words have been censored to keep young minds on this sight pure)

The Statoma: Hello Eric, may we call you that?

Eric: Yes, go on. (shifts in his chair)

TS: So, how has it been transferring from public school to private?

E: Well, I only had one friend whom I was close with that I knew was going there, so it was a bit of challange.

TS: What have you learned so far?

E: Whatever the teachers teach us, its always gonna tie into God. (laughs) Also, half the preps are ******* and the rest are crazy.

TS: Anything else?

E: That premarital *** is never permitted, but the skirts kinda make it hard. What is it, like a test or something? Please.

TS: Okay...What about music? What intruments do you play?

E: Keyboards, drums, and mainly guitar. I sing too, but I ****.

TS: Do you write any songs?

E: Yeah, but only when I get a good idea, or I improv lyrics while playing different chords and stuff.

TS: So, what are your favorite TV shows?

E: Mainly anything on [Adult Swim]. Robot Chicken. Family Guy. Morel Orel. Tom Goes To The Mayor (NEW JERSEY *****!) Tim And Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

TS: I see...Favorite bands?

E: Breaking Benjamin is my favorite, I also like Nine Inch Nails, Seether, Franz Ferdinand, Eric Clapton, B.B. King. A lot of different things, mainly all music that isn't creepy.

TS: Speaking of which, how's the band you're in?

E: Trust me, it ain't gonna happen. We just don't have musical ablitiy (laughs). I can't write screamo songs.

TS: So, are you gonna be solo?

E: Well, I'm gonna look for a band for a while, but if nothing turns up, I'll just stick solo. My guitar teacher is putting a recording studio in the building they use, so that will be my main recording impliment. Heck, I'm gonna offer my services to run a record label out of it.

TS: Well Eric, we'd like to thank you for your time. Any final words?

E: Yeah. I'm gonna quote two people. First, Peter of Family Guy: "You know what really grinds my gears America? You. **** you." Second, Homsar. "And also with you."

[edit] Links to Things

Standard Myspace
Facebook
Guitar Site Of the Gods
An Indexed List Of Phobias

[edit] Final

I have nothing more to say from this point on.