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| - | Frequently, when the characters of the [[Homestar Runner Universe]] make bold claims or suggestions, these will be followed by a '''silly disclaimer'''. | + | [[Image:themepark.png|thumb|"* please do not bring your grandmother"]] |
| + | Frequently, when the characters of the [[Homestar Runner Universe]] make bold claims or suggestions, these will be followed by a '''silly disclaimer'''. | ||
==Appearances== | ==Appearances== | ||
| - | * [[Meet Marshie]] | + | * [[Meet Marshie]] {{--}} "[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] and Marshmallow Mayonnaise. Each sold separately. Comes with everything you see here. Batteries not included. Kids, don't eat nails." |
| - | * email [[the bet]] | + | * email [[the bet]] {{--}} "[[Butter-da|BUTTER-DA]] IS NOH HUSH A BUSH PUSH LEOPOLD" |
| - | * email [[theme park]] | + | * email [[theme park]] {{--}} "please do not bring your grandmother" |
| - | * email [[secret recipes]] | + | * email [[secret recipes]] {{--}} |
** "[[Strong Bad]] may or may not have an actual Great Uncle Pawdabber." | ** "[[Strong Bad]] may or may not have an actual Great Uncle Pawdabber." | ||
** "[[Homestar Runner]] definitely does not have a Stupid Uncle Egg." | ** "[[Homestar Runner]] definitely does not have a Stupid Uncle Egg." | ||
** " I, uh, I don't even know what a poopaw is." | ** " I, uh, I don't even know what a poopaw is." | ||
| - | * email [[long pants]] | + | * email [[long pants]] {{--}} "Rodeo and [[Tragic Clown Dog|Tragic Clown Hot Dogs]] NOT ACCEPTED" |
| - | * email [[narrator]] | + | * email [[narrator]] {{--}} "This Strong Bad Email has been rated P for The Poopsmith and a graphic scene of The Paper." |
| - | * [[Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site]] | + | * [[Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site]] {{--}} "Caution: Contents under pressure. Void where prohibited. Probably not recyclable in CA, WA, ME, NY or FL. This gum is delicious. For external use only. If accidental contact with eyes occurs, flush with water and contact poison control. Looks like you're going to have to jump." |
| - | * [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] | + | * [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] {{--}} "Game will not literally leave your Wii console a smoldering crater." Written in [[Powered by The Cheat]] style as "GAMe [[Lowercase i's|WiLL]] NOT LiTeRALLY LeAVe YOUR Wii ''{unreadable}'' ter." |
| - | * [[Costume Commercial]] | + | * [[Costume Commercial]] {{--}} "Side effects may include getting ''intentionally'' run down by Mancuso's older brother." |
| - | * [[Donut Unto Others]] | + | * [[Donut Unto Others]] {{--}} '''[[Bubs|BUBS]]:''' "The American Dental Association does not approve the preceding statements." |
| - | * email [[too cool]] | + | * email [[too cool]] {{--}} "Rated F for Folds. May contain graphic images of vague skin folds, references to Family Might/Could's, and scenes of strong foldulence." |
| - | * [[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial]] | + | * [[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial]] {{--}} |
** "cool, cool glasses not included" | ** "cool, cool glasses not included" | ||
** "Talking Strong Bad Plush Doll mumble mumble fine print legal disclaimer." | ** "Talking Strong Bad Plush Doll mumble mumble fine print legal disclaimer." | ||
Revision as of 22:35, 10 October 2021
Frequently, when the characters of the Homestar Runner Universe make bold claims or suggestions, these will be followed by a silly disclaimer.
Appearances
- Meet Marshie — "Fluffy Puff Marshmallows and Marshmallow Mayonnaise. Each sold separately. Comes with everything you see here. Batteries not included. Kids, don't eat nails."
- email the bet — "BUTTER-DA IS NOH HUSH A BUSH PUSH LEOPOLD"
- email theme park — "please do not bring your grandmother"
- email secret recipes —
- "Strong Bad may or may not have an actual Great Uncle Pawdabber."
- "Homestar Runner definitely does not have a Stupid Uncle Egg."
- " I, uh, I don't even know what a poopaw is."
- email long pants — "Rodeo and Tragic Clown Hot Dogs NOT ACCEPTED"
- email narrator — "This Strong Bad Email has been rated P for The Poopsmith and a graphic scene of The Paper."
- Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site — "Caution: Contents under pressure. Void where prohibited. Probably not recyclable in CA, WA, ME, NY or FL. This gum is delicious. For external use only. If accidental contact with eyes occurs, flush with water and contact poison control. Looks like you're going to have to jump."
- SBCG4AP Advertisement — "Game will not literally leave your Wii console a smoldering crater." Written in Powered by The Cheat style as "GAMe WiLL NOT LiTeRALLY LeAVe YOUR Wii {unreadable} ter."
- Costume Commercial — "Side effects may include getting intentionally run down by Mancuso's older brother."
- Donut Unto Others — BUBS: "The American Dental Association does not approve the preceding statements."
- email too cool — "Rated F for Folds. May contain graphic images of vague skin folds, references to Family Might/Could's, and scenes of strong foldulence."
- Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial —
- "cool, cool glasses not included"
- "Talking Strong Bad Plush Doll mumble mumble fine print legal disclaimer."
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