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[[Image:Mr Shmallow makes good.png|thumb|right|220px|"Look Lively. '''''LOOK LIVELY!!!'''''"]]
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{{abouttoon}} {{forcharacter|Mr. Shmallow}}
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An [[Old-Timey]] marshmallow commercial for [[Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights]] gives The Homestar Runner nightmares.
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Mr. Shmallow]], {{Film|The Sad Kids}}, [[Mr. Bossman]], [[The Moon]], {{Film|The Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Sickly Sam}} (Easter egg), {{Film|The Sneak}} (Easter egg)
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'''Places:''' [[The Moon]], [[The Old Movie Reel Room]]
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'''Date:''' Friday, August 4, 2003
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'''Running Time:''' 1:03
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'''Page Title:''' Mr. Shmallow makes good!
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{{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 1}}
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== Transcript ==
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''{The screen displays the words "A filmed commercial advertisement". Then Mr. Shmallow appears on the screen.}''
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'''MR. SHMALLOW:''' Greetings, fallows. I'm Mr. Shmallow. ''{his name appears on the screen}''
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''{Mr. Shmallow jumps to the next scene-he peeps in from the left as a bunch of candies appear on a table. The candies are labeled Dandied Sugar, Sweet Brand Meats, Choco-Lumps, and Delicious "Bag".}''
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'''MR. SHMALLOW:''' Have you grown loath of ordinary confections?  
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''{cuts to a shack in the arctic labeled "Sugah Shak", with Mr. Shmallow peeping in from the top}''
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'''MR. SHMALLOW:''' Has the Sugah Shak left you out in the cold?
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''{The door of the shack closes, then the walls of the shack collapse outwards, revealing The Sad Kids. The shack roof falls on them. Cut to a man in a dress shirt, dress pants and tie, smoking a pipe and carrying a briefcase, next to a woman dressed in a '50s style party dress. Both are wearing jetpacks and hover before a curtain with a star-burst pattern evocative of the 1950s. The words "Look Lively!" appear in front of them.}''
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'''MR. SHMALLOW:''' Look lively at today's go-get-em lifestyle with ''{The Fluffy Puff box is displayed}'' Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights!
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''{The box moves slightly as a winking sound is heard. Cut to a pile of sugar being "puffed" by a bellows into a marshmallow shape, making a wheezing sound.}''
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'''MR. SHMALLOW:''' Each delight is hand puffed with a blend of only the finest airs.  
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''{A cartoon cloud wearing a medal labeled "O<sub>2</sub>" enters from the upper right while a turkey and a floret of broccoli are "puffed" by the bellows into marshmallow shapes. The words "Air-Puffing® Tech-No-Logy® appear at the top.}''
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'''MR. SHMALLOW:''' Air puffing is surely the future of eating delicious foodstuffs.
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''{Cut to a fat, rich-looking man at a desk smiling and snapping his suspenders. On his desk are two boxes, labeled "FIRED" and "TO BE FIRED".}''
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'''MR. SHMALLOW:''' Mr. Bossman wouldn't settle for much less!
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''{Cut to a marshmallow on a stick roasting over a fire. The moon can be seen in the upper left hand corner.}''
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'''MR. SHMALLOW:''' Add open flames to create a flavor taste ''{the words "Flavor Taste" appear}'' that will&mdash;
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''{Cut to Mr. Shmallow in a glass ship, in front of a background with stars hanging on strings.}''
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'''MR. SHMALLOW:''' &mdash;send you to the moon!
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''{Mr. Shmallow flies up to the moon, which eats him.}''
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'''THE MOON:''' Air-puffed sugar delights.
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'''MR. SHMALLOW:''' ''{sweating}'' That's right, the moon. ''{his forelock swings down and cleans off his glasses, which have fogged up}'' Enjoy Fluffy Puffs Air-Puffed Sugar Delights. Hand-puffed at the factory in Neuconsin.
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''{Music starts playing, and Mr. Shmallow bounces along.}''
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{singing}'' Fluffy Puff air-puffed sugar delights,&mdash;
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''{The Fluffy Puff box comes out of Mr. Shmallow's hat, and a speech bubble appears with the words "Hand-Puffed at the factory in Neuconsin!"}''
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{singing}'' &mdash;hand-puffed at the factory in Neuconsin! ''{stops singing} {quickly, sotto voce} '' Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights. Hand-puffed at the factory in Neuconsin.
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''{"Fluffy Puff Air-Puffed Sugar Delights*" and "*Hand Puffed at the factory in Neuconsin" appear at the bottom.}''
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''{The camera pulls back to reveal The Homestar Runner watching the commercial on a screen.}''
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'''MR. SHMALLOW:''' Look lively. ''{The words "Look Lively!" appear on the screen.}'' ''{suddenly louder, darting toward the camera}'' LOOK LIVELY!
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''{The Homestar Runner jumps and Mr. Shmallow tip-toes off the screen to the left with Homsar's walking noise. The camera cuts to a front view of The Homestar Runner.}''
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'''THE HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That monster's gonna give me nightmares.
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''{Cut back to a closeup of the Fluffy Puffs Air-Puffed Sugar Delights box with the words "The End" on the screen.}''
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== Easter Eggs ==
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*At the end, click on "Air-Puffed Sugar Delights" to see a short scene featuring Sickly Sam.
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:''{Cut to Sickly Sam standing next to a bag of Delicious "Bag".}''
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:'''SICKLY SAM:''' This empty bag of Delicious "Bag" would make a fine sock for the colder of my two feet.
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:''{Sickly Sam shakes his left foot, then begins reaching for the bag. The Sneak runs up and rips the bag to shreds, then runs away}''
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:'''SICKLY SAM:''' Well, folks, you know what that means. ''{disappears in a puff of smoke}''
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== Fun Facts ==
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===Explanations===
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* A "[[Wikipedia:Sugar house|sugar shack]]" is a structure where maple sap is converted into maple syrup. The term appears in popular songs to refer to a cheap residence of a couple in love.  
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* "O<sub>2</sub>" is the chemical formula for [[Wikipedia:Oxygen|molecular dioxygen]], which comprises about twenty-one percent (by volume) of the Earth's atmosphere.
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===Remarks===
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*The "go get 'em" lifestyle people are done in a more fifties style, complete with Space Age science fiction. The Space Age sci-fi fad did not occur until then, so such depictions would be nonexistent in 1936.
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===Inside References===
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*This cartoon is roughly equivalent to [[Meet Marshie]] where [[Marshie]] talks about how [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] are made and what you can do with them. It even includes a comment from The Homestar Runner at the end, echoing [[Homestar Runner|Homestar's]] appearance at the end of Meet Marshie.
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*Sickly Sam saying, "Well folks, you know what that means," echoes The Homestar Runner's saying, "Well folks, you know what that means. Now I'll do a dance."
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*The page title "Mr. Shmallow makes good!" and the summary in the Toons Menu reading "He's no [[apothecary]]" are both references to the Easter egg in the email [[2 emails]], in which [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] said variations of these two things.
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*The sound [[Mr. Shmallow]] makes when he leaves the screen is the same fluttery noise [[Homsar]] makes when he walks.
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===Fast Forward===
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*The [[Delicious "Bag"]] later appears in [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]].
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== External Links ==
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*[[HR:mrshmallow.html|watch "Mr. Shmallow"]]
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*[[HR:mrshmallow.swf|view the Flash file for "Mr. Shmallow"]]
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[[Category:Shorts]]
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[[Category:Old-Timey]]
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[[Category:Fluffy Puff Mascots]]
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Revision as of 06:28, 5 October 2011

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