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| + | Hey, what's up. My name is Joey. I'm 17, and I'm a four-year long Homestar Runner nut. Happily in a relationship with an awesome girl. :D I also do vocals for a death metal band called Conquer the Grave. I'm a Christian, and really outspoken about it, not to draw attention to myself but to show people how amazing my God is. :) I work at Hot Topic. I've done vocals for some other metal bands, most of which are currently on hiatus, or have broken up. Needless to say, Conquer the Grave is my main project at this point in time. If anyone needs some authentic metal vocals for a cover of Strong Bad's "Trogdor" song, shoot me an email: metalextremegoth@gmail.com. I'd get a kick out of that, haha. |
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| - | [[Image:Stronglib hartman ss.jpg|thumb|300px|Butch Hartman is evil, deal with it.]] Hello, this is obviously '''Darth Katana X''' speaking, and before I say anything I would like you to know that the only reason I have this account is because of the excellent sysop and my first friend from Homestar Runner Wiki, [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]. Give it up for him!
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| - | I am, much like [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Brothers Chaps]], a nerd as well as a head. I consider myself to be a video game aficionado, and I am also notably interested in literature, computers, the Internet, Japanese culture and art and various types of fantasy and fiction. On the other hand, I listen to hip-hop and rock music more than anything, I wear beanies and necklaces most every day, I use urban slang quite often and I hold every head's secret weapon, the Xbox controller.
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| - | In the past I have written reviews of somewhat poor quality for [[Wikipedia:Amazon.com|Amazon.com]], which I have recently [[deleted]]. However, I plan to re-write the past reviews in a more professional manner sometime soon. I have also started much controversy among web sites such as [[Wikipedia:TV.com|TV.com]] and [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia|Wikipedia]].
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| - | == But Why Darth Katana X? ==
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| - | [[Image:Wikistress3D 5 v3.jpg|thumb|200px|[http://hurl.content.loudeye.com/scripts/hurl.exe?clipid=090017302030006900&cid=600005 Run for cover!]]]
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| - | '''Darth Katana X''' is a character of mine, of whom I plan to use for various fan fiction as well as role playing fics in the near future. He is a character based on those from the ''[[Wikipedia:Star Wars|Star Wars]]'' movies, who is (as of now) fond of sword fighting and does so with a crossbreed of a Lightsaber and a Japanese Katana Sword. Currently, his only appearance, besides as my username, has been via TV.com, where he is the star of various blog entries, and answers the questions of readers. This concept was inspired by the [[Strong Bad Email]] series.
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| - | == My Trivial Goals ==
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| - | Today (the day that I wrote this) is the first day of 2006. I have been anticipating the new year for quite some time, and it's finally here. As everyone knows, this is the perfect time for resolutions. My important goals for this year are to be a nicer person (which is easier said than done), to spend less time with Homestar and Strong Bad and more time with my family, and to take more time to pray.
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| - | Those are my important goals for [[20X6]] - I mean 2006 - and here I've lined out my trivial goals, which most will probably be more interested in.
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| - | * Write at least one article.
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| - | * Find more family friendly cartoons on the Internet. As of now, Homestar Runner is the only one I can watch whenever I want, whether my younger siblings are in the room or not - [http://www.fat-pie.com/ Fat Pie], [http://www.adultswim.com/ Insult Master] and [http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/ Weebl & Bob] don't fit the bill.
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| - | * Check out [[Wikipedia:Red vs. Blue|Red vs. Blue]].
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| - | * Write note regarding Strong Bad's nickname for Strong Sad, "DJ Dumpy Dump" from [[rampage]] and another on [[Peasant's Quest]] - you'll see!
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| - | * Create a fake wiki for all the images I can't put on the wiki (not because they're inappropriate but because I don't have enough room) via [[Wikipedia:Yahoo! GeoCities|Yahoo! GeoCities]].
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| - | And more to come.
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| - | === Trivial Accomplishments ===
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| - | * Finally wrote a remark regarding the two stars from [[Everybody to the Limit]].
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| - | * Joined the [[HRWiki:Recent changes patrol|recent changes patrol]].
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| - | If there's anything else regarding the wiki that you think I could improve on, [mailto:masterthedisaster88@yahoo.com send me your e-mail] and I'll more than likely flip you off.
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| - | == Cool Sites ==
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| - | Face it, you're obsessed with the Internet, it's the truth. Well, so am I.* And since we're both obsessed with the Internet, I might as well share some links with y'all. Anything I find on the World Wide Web that I think you guys would like I'll post here, unless it's too awesome - then I'll just keep it to myself. Also, sometimes, on occasion, if you're lucky, I'll post a link to a page of my own, exclusive to the wiki. If you're lucky, that is.
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| - | === John Reuben - 01/02/06 ===
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| - | :Dear Darth Katana X,
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| - | :How you doin'? I have three quick questions...
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| - | :1. What's the best thing you've ever seen?
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| - | :2. What's the best thing you've ever done?
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| - | :3. What's the best thing you've ever eaten?
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| - | :Later,
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| - | :Albin J. (from Maryland)
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| - | I'm doing real, real well, Albi. Believe it or not, I've got one answer for all three questions - [http://www.johnreuben.com/DoNot_112k.mov this]! Pumping beats, hilarity and inspiration all in one. When you're finished with that, I'm assuming you'll want more. Well, [http://www.johnreuben.com/ here's where to get it].
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| - | === The Onion - 01/08/06 ===
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| - | I haven't been there since last summer, but I thought you guys might want to check it out. It's just a bunch of fake stuff, but I can say that "people who like The Onion like Homestar" because all of my friends like 'em both and so do I. Just a warning, there's some pretty nasty stuff there. Well, [http://www.theonion.com/ here's where to get that].
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| - | <font size="1">* As much as I'm obsessed with the Internet, I also despise it - because it ruins my life.</font>
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| - | == The Guestbook ==
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| - | It's like, what part of "meet me at the guestbook" didn't you understand? At least my girlfriends are here to sign it - uh, they're climbing all over me. Say hello, ladies.
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| - | # Hi! g2g!! ;)
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| - | # What's up?? Darth Katana X roxors!! lmao! _^.^_
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| - | # I'm way prettier than you. :P
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| - | # ThuggaChik48031 in tha hizzy. DKX is the shizzle. p's
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| - | # — [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 05:50, 30 December 2005 (UTC) I'll start the line for high fives over here.
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| - | #{{User:Heimstern Läufer/sig}} 05:52, 30 December 2005 (UTC) He da!
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| - | #[[User:DorianGray|DorianGray]] 05:59, 30 December 2005 (UTC) You're not getting any fish cookies (or witty signing remarks) out of me.
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| - | #{{User:Salty/sig}} 06:07, 30 December 2005 (UTC) A guestbook, perhaps...
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| - | #{{User:Super_Sam/sig}} 07:23, 30 December 2005 (UTC) - Eat me, Bubsty!
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| - | #— {{User:Lapper/sig}} 07:34, 30 December 2005 (UTC)
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| - | #{{User:Homsarroks/sig}} Haldo'd!!!
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| - | #--{{User:The 386/sig}} 17:58, 30 December 2005 (UTC) "I BAKED YOU A CAKE!!!"
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| - | #{{User:The Chort/sig}} 18:00, 30 December 2005 (UTC) My autograph? Sure!
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| - | #{{User:Teh_Frossty_One/sig}} 22:39, 30 December 2005 (UTC) CHEESYCHEESETHATISCHEESY
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| - | #{{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}} 10:19, 1 January 2006 (UTC) I signed before Bubsty!
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| - | #{{User:LePorello/sig}} 13:28, 1 January 2006 (UTC) Yeah! So did I!
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| - | #{{User:The thing/sig}} 13:13, 2 January 2006 (UTC) Me too!
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| - | #{{User:Bubsty/sig}} 23:51, 2 January 2006 (UTC) Thats because I was gone for a week and one day...
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| - | #{{User:Has Matt?/sig}} 02:44, 3 January 2006 (UTC) Whoa. This user's really taking it to the house. (Set it and forget it!)
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| - | #[[User:SparkPlug|SparkPlug]] 05:25, 4 January 2006 (UTC) Meh.
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| - | #{{User:Tampo/sig}} 14:11,4 January (UTC)
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| - | #{{User:Kilroy/sig}} 02:56, 5 January 2006 (UTC)
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| - | #{{User:Total Spaceship Guy3/sig}} 11:48, 5 January 2006 (UTC) Doo doo doo.
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| - | #[[User:Yeltensic|Yeltensic]] 05:03, 12 January 2006 (UTC) Lol I see you mentioned the "controversy on Wikipedia".
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| - | #[[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]] 00:04, 15 January 2006 (UTC) If you'll believe me, you owe me $3 and two paperclips.
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| - | #[[User:Darthvader66|Darthvader66]] 06:43, 15 January 2006 (UTC) Nice name, yous.
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| - | [[Image:HRWikiPuzzle.png|STUB'D!]] ''This guestbook is [[:Category:Stubs|freaking deserted]]. You can help keep Sir Katana sane by [{{SERVER}}{{localurl:{{NAMESPACE}}:{{PAGENAME}}|action=edit}} signing it''].
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Hey, what's up. My name is Joey. I'm 17, and I'm a four-year long Homestar Runner nut. Happily in a relationship with an awesome girl. :D I also do vocals for a death metal band called Conquer the Grave. I'm a Christian, and really outspoken about it, not to draw attention to myself but to show people how amazing my God is. :) I work at Hot Topic. I've done vocals for some other metal bands, most of which are currently on hiatus, or have broken up. Needless to say, Conquer the Grave is my main project at this point in time. If anyone needs some authentic metal vocals for a cover of Strong Bad's "Trogdor" song, shoot me an email: metalextremegoth@gmail.com. I'd get a kick out of that, haha.
