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Revision as of 00:27, 28 November 2009

Greetings from CrabAttack1999

Crabs and Lobsters aren't all you have to worry about. There are Lurker Sharks out there too. Sucks to be you, Jak...sucks to be you.

Some Info About Me

I'm Crab Attack1999. I live in Maine, so I see a lot of lobsters. Lobsters are my second favorite animal, after crabs. My friend made this for me, it's an ASCII drawing of a lobster he made on MS Paint.

Pretty awesome, huh? I wish I could do that.

How I Joined the H*R Wiki

My friend C-Son-L Sweaters got me to join.

How I Discovered H*R.com

My friend C-Son-L Sweaters told me about it and I went there myself.

Important Contributions

• Nobody beat me to adding "Gentlemadies" to the Portmanteaus section. November 10,2009 @ 6:10 PM.
• TBA

Quotes of the Week

• Week 1 (Nov.10-16): "I'm Gonna Go...Place." -different town.
• Week 2 (Nov.17-23): "I know how to use toilet paper.
  Let me try." -'Ween 03.
• Week 3 (Nov.24-30): "And I can definitely arrange for some of that stuff to happen at your wedding, if you enlist my services as an 'event coordinator.'
  A-heh heh heh, heh heh heh-HEM." -videography.
• Week 4 (Dec.1-7): "Well...sounds like you better protect yourself, bag of doorknobs. Bag of doors, if you can manage it."
  -The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar.
• Week 5 (Dec.8-14): "That guy has serious problems." -'Ween 07
• Week 6 (Dec.15-21): "One o' them said they'd buy me lunch, but I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-Fil-A." -Senor Mortgage.
• Next update won't be 'til January 5,2010, so I thought i'd get ahead of schedule and do it a little earlier. So, 'til next update enjoy these memorable quotes. And enjoy them while they last, because next update they get DELETED so I can make room for the 2010 quotes. Okay, just making sure everypeoples get to know about that. CrabAttack1999 22:26, 17 November 2009 (UTC)