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| - | == About me ==
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| - | Hello, I am Kanjiro, I first found out about [[homestarrunner.com]] because of my friends. There were watching [[Dragon]] and said it was the coolest thing ever. So i watched it. I was impressed. At first i thought it was some sort of funny one time video that would blow over in a couple of weeks, but then i discovered the entire site! To think all of these toons, games, emails, and even a store! was running through my head at the moment. After watching a couple more emails, then some toons, and then looking at the characters page, then finally playing a game, computer lab time time was over, and had been for fifteen minutes, then we all got detention. Oh, the memories. About two weeks later, i got a new mac. The first thing i had to do was bookmark homestarrunner.com (actually i had to write a report, but, yaa.) So I typed into google "homestar" then popped up the following:
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| - | *win a free ringtone game thing
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| - | *homestarrunner.com
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| - | *homestar runner wikipedia
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| - | Guess which one i chose, thats right, the... win a free ringtone game thing! I tazered that gnome like 12 times! Then i won a free ring tone. Then i went to homestar runner wikipedia! Then things happened that i don't want to type, and here i am today! I have seen every toon, played every game, and watched every email!
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| - | == Things I like ==
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| - | Here are some things i like that are related to homestarrunner.com
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| - | :*Favorite emails: [[Virus]], [[Retirement]], [[caffeine]], and the rest of the lappy emails.
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| - | :*Favorite toons: [[DNA evidence]], all of the [[cheat commandos]], and [[strong bad is in jail cartoon]].
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| - | :*Favorite shorts: [[senor mortgage]], [[experimental film]], [[drive-thru]], [[one two, one two]]
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| - | :*[[Powered by the cheat]]: all of them
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| - | :*[[Puppet stuff]]: don't like them
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| - | :*Favorite Holiday toons:[[Homestarloween Party]], [[Decemberween In July]], [[Senorial Day]], [[Fall Float Parade]]
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| - | :*Favorite Games:[[stinkoman 20x6]], [[peasant's quest]] (beat it!), [[thy dungeonman 3]]
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| - | :*Favorite Quotes:
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| - | {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}} '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "Garbage disposal: what a way to go! Garbage disposal, meet So and So."
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| - | {{head|Homsar|qod 9 - homsar.PNG}}
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| - | '''Two [[Homsar]]s:''' "Let's sing a song of [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]]!"
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| - | [[Mirror:homsar_pennzoil.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| - | {{head|Senor Cardgage|qod 11 - senor cardgage.PNG}}
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| - | '''[[Senor Cardgage]]:''' "My left name is tremendous savings, Ms. America!"
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| - | [[Mirror:cardgage_msamerica.mp3|download]] (mirror)
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| - | '''[[Bubs]]''': "Shinin' up a chicken in the mo'nin', mo'nin'."
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| - | [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.zip|PC]] [[Mirror:bubs_chickenshine.sit|Mac]] (mirror)
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| - | Here are some things i like that are not related homesatrrunner.com or the wiki.
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| - | [[Image:Wikistress3D_4_v3.jpg|thumb|left|Shoot! I didn't know it was that high, I want my money back!]]
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| - | '''Music'''
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| - | ::*[[They might be giants]]
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| - | ::*Beatles
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| - | ::*Jetro Tull
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| - | ::*Weird Al
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| - | ::*U2
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| - | ::*led zeppelin
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| - | '''TV'''
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| - | ::*Anime such as Bleach and Naruto (from the internet)
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| - | ::*2 shows on fox (I like all of the fox shows on Sunday night)
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| - | ::*4 discovery channel shows
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| - | ::*4 Disney channel shows
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| - | ::*Jeopardy, late night talk shows, and My name is Earl.
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| - | ::*3 adult swim shows
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| - | ::*2 comedy central shows
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| - | '''Websites'''
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| - | ::*I pretty much spend all my time on the internet here. Which is all of my free time. I wish i had a life.
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| - | == Weekly ==
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| - | Every day (or whenever i get around to it) I'll bring you something new, like a new Question of the week on saturdays. The schedule is the followin': Character-updated Wednesdays, picture-Thursdays, article-Fridays, Question-Saturdays, Facts-Sunday, person-Mondays, Quote-tuesdays. Feel free to give me suggestions for future thing of the week on my talk page. Also on my talk page you can answer the Question of the week, if you get it right, I'll post you as a winner and consider putting you as a future person of the week.
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| - | == The Simpsons related Question of the week ==
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| - | <center>[[Image:Homer_thinking.png|thumb|left|230px|"Wow, he's actually thinking. <small>Or eating his fingers.</small>"]]</center>
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| - | Q1: What was the name of Marge's childhood pet hamster?
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| - | '''Hint:''' The name starts with a '''C'''.
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| - | Answer on my [[User talk:Kanjiro|talk page]]. If you win you get this userbox:
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| - | {{userbox|border=yellow|mainbkgd=yellow|codebkgd=black|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:The_Simpsons.png|45px]]|msg= <small>This user isn't very close to knowing as much [[User:Kanjiro#The Simpsons related Question of the week|Simpson's trivia]] as [[User:Kanjiro|Kanjiro]], not even close. But I guess he/she did win Kanjiro's Simpson's trivia question...</small>}}
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| - | == Character of the week ==
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| - | [[Image:haircut_primetime_drawing.PNG|thumb|left|150px|"SWEETIE CAKES! SWEETIE CAKES!"]]
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| - | '''Ready For Primetime''' (also called "Not Ready For Primetime" in the DVD commentary for [[Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]]) is the newest member of the [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes]] cast. In [[Decemberween In July]], he looked as though he had been ripped right off [[Strong Mad]]'s face. He debuted in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[haircut]].
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| - | The name "Ready For Primetime" is derived from "haircut" when [[Strong Bad]] says "And don't forget: the 'Ready for Primetime.'" before drawing Ready For Primetime onto a photo of Strong Mad's face. When Strong Mad suggested a resemblance to one of the "SWEETY CAKES" characters, Strong Bad drew a rough [[Eh! Steve!]] in the corner of the photo and murmured "Eh! [[Greg]]", but the [[haircut#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary for the email]] confirms that the character's name is in fact "Ready For Primetime."
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| - | The name may also be a reference to the early days of the NBC television show ''[[Wikipedia:Saturday Night Live|Saturday Night Live]]'', the cast of which was once known as the "Not Ready For Primetime Players".
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| - | == Facts of the week ==
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| - | * The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters
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| - | * A ball of glass will bounce higher then a ball of rubber
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| - | * Chewing gum while peeling onions will prevent you from crying
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| - | * A snail breathes through its foot
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| - | * Fish cough.
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| - | == Picture of the week ==
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| - | [[Image:Marzipanarmlength.png|thumb|left|400px|The proposed minimum length of [[Marzipan]]'s arms.]]
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| - | '''Bubs''': "Havin' freakishly long arms? That ain't very [[1 step ahead|ladylike]]!
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| - | ([[Quality Time]])
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| - | == Article of the week ==
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| - | [[Image:heavyhomsar.PNG|thumb|left|The Heavy Lourde doing what it does best.]]
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| - | The '''Heavy Lourde''' is an extremely large weight that drops on various characters. The most frequent victim of this weight is [[Homsar]]. In [[French]], "lourde" means "heavy", making the name redundant.
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| - | This gag is perhaps spoofing [[Wikipedia:Monty Python's Flying Circus|Monty Python's Flying Circus]], which had a similar running gag with a weight that said "16 TONS" on it.
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| - | The bilingual labeling on the weight may refer to the multi-lingual labeling of items [[Wikipedia:Bilingualism in Canada|required]] in Canada and becoming more prevalent in the United States since the advent of [[Wikipedia:NAFTA|NAFTA]]. Labeling like this also occurs on [[Wikipedia:Air_France|Air France]] flights between the [[Wikipedia:United States|U.S.]] and [[Wikipedia:France|France]]. When a bag is over a certain weight, a label is added to the bag saying "Heavy Lourde" on two lines in the same way it appears on the large weight.
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| - | In the [[FAQ]], a similar weight (labeled "1 TON") appears in the activity on the last page. Also, in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]], [[What's Her Face]] is squashed by a similar weight reading "NO Pounds".
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| - | == Quote of the week ==
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| - | {{head|Strong Bad|qod 2 - strong bad.PNG}}
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| - | '''[[Strong Bad]]''': "I'm gonna be so far under par, I'm gonna be over par!" ''{'''[[The Cheat]]:''' {The Cheat noises} '''Strong Bad:''' "Oh, well then, I'll just be really far under par, then."}''
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| - | [[HR:weeklies/sbcheat_par.mp3|Download?]]
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| - | == Person of the week ==
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| - | If you happen to be the person of the week, please copy the user box below to the top of your [[HRWiki:userbox|userbox]] to show you have been Kanjiro's person of the week. ( To get to be person of the week, I must think you are cool, or you have had to of help me out somehow.)
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| - | {{userbox|border=blue|mainbkgd=orange|codebkgd=blue|codecolor=black|code=<sub><small>Kanjiro's</small> </sub> POTW|msg=This user is or has been [[User:kanjiro|Kanjiro's person of the week]]. Hooray!!!}}
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| - | This week's person of the week:
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| - | <s>{{User:Sam the Man/sig}}</s>
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| - | <s>{{User:Homestar-winner/sig}}</s>
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| - | <s>{{User:DeFender1031/sig}}</s>
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| - | <s>[[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]]</s>
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| - | {{User:Kupo/sig}}
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| - | There you have it. Someteen Days of Glory! And after the closimonies, most winners immediately begin filming product endorsements while their names are still fresh in our minds[[strong badathlon|...]]
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| - | == I am [[Pom Pom]], hear me roar... err... bubble. Bubbly bubble. ==
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| - | <center>http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/pompom.jpg
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| - | <br>[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Take your quiz today!]</center>
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| - | == Homsarmy ==
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| - | [[Image:homsar evolution current.png|thumb|The all mighty ruler!]]
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| - | Hello and welcome to the Homsarmy! The Homsarmy is a group i made up because I got bored... If you like Homsar and his antics, please join. All you have to do to join is tell me on my talk page and gett me some cool picture or thing shown below, it's that easy! If you do happen to join please copy the userbox below to your own userbox:
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| - | {{userbox|border=#33ff00|mainbkgd=#ffff00|codebkgd=#3300ff|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:homsararmy.PNG|30px]]|msg=<sub>This user loves [[Homsar]] so much he/she joined [[User:Kanjiro#Homsarmy|some stupid club]] that [[User:Kanjiro|some stupid guy]] made up, because he was bored! Boy, is this user stupid!</sub>}}
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| - | Recruits: {{User:Kanjiro/sig}} (General), {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} (Brigadier), {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} (colonel),
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| - | {{User:Slipknot6477/sig}} (Lieutenant Colonel), {{User:Super Martyo Brother/sig}} (Major),
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| - | {{User:Geoblu2/sig}} (Captain), {{User:SantanaHomerunner/sig}} (Lieutenant),
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| - | Our first order of business: <br>{{#switch:{{#rand:1|5}}
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| - | | 1=Destroy the [[Heavy Lourde]] and protect the all mighty ruler!
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| - | | 2=Buy more [[Bowler hats]] for the all mighty ruler.
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| - | | 3=Tell Tubbs we just lost our jengajam.
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| - | | 4=Be raised by a cup of coffee.
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| - | == Things ==
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| - | Here's some things people have given me because I let them be part of the homsarmy.
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| - | [[Image:Cannedmelonade.PNG]] [[Image:Segatapes.png|Here's the Melonade you wanted, Boss|120px]]
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| - | [[Image:Bubs Last Stand.PNG|230px]] [[Image:The Cheat Character Video.PNG|200px]]
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| - | [[Image:bowler derby.PNG|250px]] [[Image:Sb in jail.png|Strong Bad in jail]] [[Image:The Cheat-Bot.PNG|cheat bot]] [[Image:smbpi.PNG|300px]] [[Image:Nohito.PNG|250px]]
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| - | Man! I'm getting a lot of cool stuff, starting this club was a great idea!
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| - | Things i got:
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| - | *Two things of melonade
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| - | *Bubs concession stand
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| - | *The cheat
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| - | *Homsar's bowler hat
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| - | *The warm feeling i get when strong bad gets put in jail
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| - | **(That's for dropping the heavy lourde on the master!)
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| - | *The cheat ''bot''
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| - | *Control Super Martyo's RPG character.
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| - | *A King Bubsgonzola Poster! 譲歩の人!
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| - | == Something Cool ==
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| - | <center>[[Image:Pinwheel.gif|thumb|left|450px|Ok, look at the center of this spinning thing for about 30 seconds, then quickly look away to the top of your screen and watch the wavy goodness!]]</center>
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| - | Cool, isn't it!
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| - | == Contributions ==
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| - | I don't do a lot of stuff on this wiki, but on about 15 emails, I put "at the end" at least twice in there [[easter eggs]]. I'm pretty much the "at the end™∞" master. That's right, I even trade marketed it. And put the infinity sign after it... I don't know why i did that... or how i did it? (If your wondering why it's not in my contributes, i did a lot of them as an ip.)
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| - | == Thank you ==
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| - | Thank you for visiting my page!
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