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| - | This is the intro for [[Homestar Ruiner]], Episode 1 of [[SBCG4AP]]
| + | #REDIRECT [[Handle My Style]] |
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| - | == '''Transcript''' ==
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| - | '''Strongbad''': (strongbad is Sleeping on the couch and a bag of potato chips is on his left boxing glove.) Rhino [[Rhino feeder]].. (gets up)
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| - | Huh? {shakes head}
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| - | I was dreaming about… muffins. (stands on the arm of the couch)
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| - | I wake up every morning
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| - | feeling awesome, (looks at the couch)
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| - | even though I slept on the remote again last night. (kicks [[The Cheat]] in the dryer)
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| - | Ow!
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| - | Time to tear up another day.
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| - | The Strong Bad freaking way!
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| - | Like an imploding star,
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| - | like a burning car, (jumps and gives [[Strongmad]] a high-5)
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| - | my style shines so bright!
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| - | Please, stop trying,
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| - | To handle my style. (puts a box of cereal where the bag if potati chips are)
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| - | 'Cause you can’t,
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| - | No you can't
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| - | ugh
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| - | (walks up the stairs [[Strongsad]] is seen in front of his door)
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| - | Seriously,
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| - | quit trying,
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| - | to handle my style.
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| - | Unless you’re a lady. (throws the box of cereal at [[Strongsad]]'s head) '''Strongsad''':OH!
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| - | Strongbad: then you’re cordially invited (jumps on the stool then sits down)
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| - | To have a giant slice of my style!!! (stops singing)
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| - | (sitting in front of the lappy)
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| - | I'm gonna check m' e-mail, m' e-mail I'm gonna check m' what?
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| - | <blockquote class="lappy email">
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| - | <div>subject: Beating Homestar?</div>
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| - | Dear Strongbad, I've got a quetstion. If you hate Homestar<br />
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| - | so much, why dont you just beat the snot out of him? Are<br />
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| - | you chicken or something?<br/>
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| - | Confused,<br />
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| - | Eddie M. Frenchtown, CA.
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | (Pronounces don't as dont seeing that don't is spelled without an appostrophie and pronounces confused as con-fussed) (Typing)
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| - | First of all, I Don't think a Frenchy Like Yourself isn't any position to be calling any one "chicken". Comprende Vu Cordon Bleu? Secondly I'm pretty I don't want to beat the Snot out of homestar I mean have you ever listened to the guy? He's Obviously got a LOT of gunk up there. I could probobly handle beating,the tar, the stuffing or the Into next week out of him, though.
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| - | (get's up) I could probobly find Homestar at Coach Z's Track running in place or something.
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| - | == '''Goofs''' ==
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| - | *When Strongbad says "I'm pretty sure I don't wanna beat the snot out of homestar", He says "wanna" but types want to.
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