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| - | [[Image:8-Bit_Stinkoman20X6.png|thumb|I'm supposed to be up there where all the runny, jumpy, shooty action is!]]
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| - | [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Stinkoman 20X6]] in [[8-Bit Is Enough]].
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| - | {{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}
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| - | ==Stinkoman 20X6==
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| - | ===On arrival===
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| - | :''{First time only}''
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| - | :''{The Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 theme is playing in the background. Strong Bad does the sprite transformations and appears in a black area. He looks around, and realizes he is on the games status bar. He walks past two other Stinkomans.}''
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Step aside! Coming through! Move outta line!
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| - | :'''EXTRA LIVES:''' Hey, watch it!
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| - | :''{Zoom out to reveal the whole screen. Strong Bad, the portal, and the extra lives are at the bottom of the screen on the status bar. Stinkoman is standing on a platform to the left, a Browntant can be seen in the middle, and a Chorch is floating above. All the ladders and many platforms are broken. At the top right of the screen, the TrogSword rests on a floating platform.}''
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| - | :'''STINKOMAN:''' Whoa, I just got an extra life! ''{zoom in on Stinkoman}'' I must be even more bodatical than I thought!
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' What the..? ''{cut to Strong Bad}'' What am I doing down here? I'm supposed to be up there where all the runny, jumpy, shooty action is!
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| - | :''{cut to Stinkoman}''
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| - | :'''STINKOMAN:''' Hey, be quiet down there! I'm right in the middle of a CHALLENNNNNNNNNGGGGGGEEEEE!!! Hey bad guys, check out these moves! Hiyayayayayayaya! ''{Stinkoman punches the air several times}''
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| - | ===Box===
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| - | '''If on the platform'''
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I wonder where those boxes come from, anyway. I hope it's not one of those creepy workshops run by elves, gnomes, dwarves, fairies, or midgets.
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{front flips onto the box and somersaults off}'' It's Stinkoman's spiky Japanese cartoon hair! So blue and luxurious, without using any product!
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| - | ===Broken Platform===
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' This place is a dump! How am I supposed to get across to the TrogSword when everything around here is broken?!
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| - | ====Mista Fixit → Broken Platform====
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Here ya go, Mista Fixit! Work your magic!
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| - | :''{The Poopsmith appears and repairs the platform.}''
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Nice work! Hey, how much would you charge to build a 200 foot wall around Marzipan's house?
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| - | :''{The Poopsmith holds up a sign with 3 dollar signs on it.}'''
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{astonished}'' Three dollars?! That's gre- ''{The Poopsmith shakes his head.}'' Oh. Never mind.
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| - | :''{The Poopsmith disappears.}''
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| - | ===Broken Ladder===
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| - | ====From the bottom of the screen====
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' That shockwave must've hit the videogames harder than I thought. Everything's broken!
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :''{Hidden ladder only}''
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Still broken.
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| - | ====From the starting platform (Short)====
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Broken.
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| - | :'''HOMESTAR:''''' {pops up}'' Hey, Strong Bad!! Why don't you just jump down?
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''''' {annoyed}'' Because I perfer to use the ladder.
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| - | :'''HOMESTAR:''' Is it because of your tiny legs? ''{he starts hopping up and down on one leg}''
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD: No!''' I mean, I could do a quadtriple fudge backflip and land on my feet, but I don't want to! Someone's put that ladder here for a reason and I'm gonna use it!!
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| - | :'''HOMESTAR:''' But it's broken!
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Then I'll fix it!! Now go away!
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| - | :'''HOMESTAR:''' Okay, tiny legs! ''{vanishes}''
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| - | ====Mista Fixit → Broken Ladder (Short)====
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, Mista... Fix it!
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| - | :''{The Poopsmith appears in front of Stinkoman, causing him to jump out of the way. The ladder gers repaired, and he disappears. Strong Bad rubs his hands together with satisfaction.}''
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| - | ====Mista Fixit → Broken Ladder (Long)====
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' One more time!
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| - | :''{The Poopsmith appears, repairs the ladder and disappears.}''
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| - | ====Mista Fixit → Broken Ladder (Hidden)====
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep buildin' till you hit the cloud kingdom! ''{The Poopsmith appears.}'' They keep all the cool stuff hidden away above the high score!
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| - | :''{The Poopsmith builds a high ladder that extends out of the screen before disappearing. A box falls down during the process.}''
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| - | ===Browntant===
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, up there! ''{waves}''
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| - | :'''BROWNTANT:''' ''{speaking with a faux-African American accent}'' What? Who said that?
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Me! Down here! Hey, I gotta tell you somethin'!
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Yo, Browntant!
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| - | :'''BROWNTANT:''' Hey!
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| - | ====Browntant → TrogSword====
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' So, hey bra! Some sweet energyball-shootin' you got going on there. So listen, let's be buds! I just need you to get me that totally gnarly sword over there and...
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| - | :'''BROWNTANT:''' ''{sighs}'' Oh great. Another one. Look, why can't you guys just speak normally?
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{hesitantly}'' Oh, I...
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| - | :'''BROWNTANT:''' I'd have a lot more respect for you if you just stop trying so hard to be "cool" and talk to me like a human being.
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{puzzled}'' But... you're a robot.
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| - | :'''BROWNTANT:''' ''{annoyed}'' Oh, now you're gonna judge me. I don't have time for this.
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' OK, let me put it to you this way. I need you to kill Stinkoman so I can get that sword.
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| - | :'''BROWNTANT:''' OK, see, now THAT I understand. Unfortunately it's not that easy. I mean, I AM trying to kill Stinkoman. That's what I do, ya know. That's ALL I do, but I guess he's just too good.
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| - | ====Browntant → Stinkoman====
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Did you know that Stinkoman makes fun of you behind your back?
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| - | :'''BROWNTANT:''' Of course I know! I mean, have you listened to the guy for more than ten seconds? He's got the brainpower of a first-grader at naptime! But despite my college education and middle-class upbringin', ''{cut to Strong Bad, shaking his head in disbelief, then cut back to Browntant}'' daytime TV has somehow gotten its hooks into me, and made me a sucker for gossip! So, what's he sayin' about me?
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, man! Stinkoman is STILL talking trash about you!
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| - | :'''BROWNTANT:''' OK, gimme the scoop!
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| - | =====Browntant → Stinkoman → Turtle=====
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' He said you were too slow!
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| - | :'''BROWNTANT:''' What, you mean like movin' too slow, or shootin' too slow? 'Cause if it's movin' too slow, well, then yeah I-I agree with him. ''{cut to Strong Bad, nodding his head, then cut back to Browntant}'' I basically just sit here and shoot! I guess I ''could'' shoot faster, though. I'll give that a shot, no pun intended.
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| - | :''{Browntant now has less reload time between shots on the screen.}''
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' He said you were too slow!
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| - | :'''BROWNTANT:''' I'll shoot faster then.
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| - | =====Browntant → Stinkoman → Arrows=====
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' He says you're too predictable.
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| - | :'''BROWNTANT:''' Really? This from mister "Run to the right and shoot". Whatever.
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| - | =====Browntant → Stinkoman → Life Bar=====
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| - | :''{First time only}''
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' He said you weren't powerful enough!
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| - | :'''BROWNTANT:''' Are... ''{in disbelief}'' Are you serious? Last week I hit that guy with one shot, knocked him off a ladder and left him crying for Stinkomommy! Ain't that right Chorch?
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| - | :'''CHORCH:''' ''{excited}'' One shot! I saw it.
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' He said you weren't powerful enough!
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| - | :'''BROWNTANT:''' I think we all know that's not true.
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| - | ====Browntant → Cancel====
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Keep on keepin' on, Browntant.
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| - | ===Chorch===
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Pinchy!
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| - | :'''CHORCH:''' ''{speaking with a Gilbert Gottfried-esque accent}'' Hey, you aren't supposed to talk down there! And don't call me Pinchy! I do have a name, y'know! Chorch!
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Forget that. I got somethin' important to say!
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| - | ====Chorch → TrogSword====
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' You see that sword over there? Why don't ya just clamp onto it and bring it over here for me?
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| - | :'''CHORCH:''' No, sorry, I can't. I'm only supposed to hurt you guys, not help.
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, you are certainly doing a bang-up job of not helping.
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| - | :'''CHORCH:''' ''{irritated}'' Hey, come on man. That's not fair. I got a job to do here, ya know?
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| - | ====Chorch → Stinkoman====
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' So, I was just talking, to that Stinkoman guy, and he told me, he thinks you guys are wussies!
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| - | :'''CHORCH:''' ''{angrily}'' What?! Ooh, when I get a hold a' him, he'll wish he was never born! What did he say, exactly?
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| - | =====Chorch → Stinkoman → Turtle=====
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| - | :''{First time only}''
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' He said you were too slow!
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| - | :'''CHORCH:''' Too slow?! I'll have you know I took second place for regional sprinting in junior high!
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' His words. Not mine.
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| - | :'''CHORCH:''' I'm plenty fast. Forget him, man.
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' He said you were too slow!
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| - | :'''CHORCH:''' Pssht, whatever.
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| - | =====Chorch → Stinkoman → Arrows=====
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' He says you're too predictable.
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| - | :'''CHORCH:''' Seriously? ''{frustrated}'' Awwww, man, now I won't be able to stop thinkin' about it! Just goin' back and forth all the time... Well, maybe if I change up my moves a bit... Like this? ''{Chorch moves up and down, and from side to side}'' Take that, pattern recognition!
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| - | :''{Chorch now moves faster on the screen, hovers up and down, and changes direction abruptly.}''
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' He says you're too predictable.
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| - | :'''CHORCH:''' ''{moves around}'' Let's get random!
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| - | =====Chorch → Stinkoman → Life Bar=====
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' He said you weren't powerful enough!
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| - | :'''CHORCH:''' Oh yeah? Well, hang on, let me see if I can increase the power in my pinchers... ''{squeezes his pinchers}''
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Well?
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| - | :'''CHORCH:''' Hang on... almost... OK, I think that's got it.
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unamused}'' Yeah? I can't see any difference.
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| - | :'''CHORCH:''' Okay, yeah. They're the same... but HE doesn't have to know that!
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' He said you weren't powerful enough!
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| - | :'''CHORCH:''' Oh yeah? One pinch from ''these'' powered up babies and he'll wish he was never born!
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Really?
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| - | :'''CHORCH:''' ''{whisperingly}'' No, just go with it.
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| - | ====Chorch → Cancel====
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Aaaand... I'm done talking to you.
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| - | ===Once both enemies change tactics===
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| - | :''{Stinkoman is struggling to jump over Browntant's shots, and attempting to avoid Chorch.}''
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| - | :'''STINKOMAN:''' Hey, whaaaat is going on here? You guys are ganging ''{pronounced "gan-jing"}'' up on me!
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| - | :'''CHORCH:''' Too predictable, huh?
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| - | :'''BROWNTANT:''' And too slow?
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| - | :'''CHORCH:''' Well, how do ya like us now?
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| - | :'''STINKOMAN:''' Hey, you guys are cheating! No fair! ''{quickly}'' Cheaters! ''{Stinkoman comes into contact with Chorch. The screen turns black, and Stinkoman falls off the screen. The Stinkoman 20X6 Game Over theme plays.}'' ''{painfully}'' You made my stummy huuurrrt!
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| - | :''{screen returns to normal}''
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| - | :'''BROWNTANT:''' Hey, that was pretty good! Did you alter your pattern? I didn't know you could do that!
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| - | :'''CHORCH:''' Yeah, well how about you, huh? I saw that rapid-fire action! Pretty sweet!
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| - | :'''BROWNTANT:''' Thanks! Hey, you wanna take off early? Get some Cold Ones?
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| - | :'''CHORCH:''' Abso-freaking-lutely!
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| - | :''{Chorch picks up Browntant, and the two fly off-screen. Strong Bad vanishes from the status bar, and appears on Stinkoman's platform. The portal appears behind him.}
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Yes!!! ''{Strong Bad does a quick dance. Level 1 music resumes.}''
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| - | ===Current Level===
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{frustrated}'' He's still only in level 1.1? Man, if I were in charge, I'd be all the way to level 10.5 fighting the secret hidden boss: Sticklyman.
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| - | ===Energy Meter===
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Stinkoman's still at full energy.
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| - | :'''STINKOMAN:''' That's right! I ate an energy bar for breakfast that gave me the energy bars I need for the rest of the day!
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| - | ===Extra Lives===
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I hope you guys don't mind a long wait. When I get up there, I'm takin' it all the way to level 50!
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| - | :'''EXTRA LIFE 1:''' Level 50 with ''your'' giant head and tiny mouth? ''{stomps from one foot to the other}'' Ha ha ha ha ha! No way! We won't be waiting long!
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' So, uh... what do you guys do while you're down here waiting to get in the game?
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| - | :'''EXTRA LIFE 2:''' I am studying the moves of Stinkoman-sensei to achieve great victory! ''{punches three times}'' Hya! Hya! Hya!
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| - | ===Ladder (Hidden)===
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' A ladder ''that'' big HAS to go somewhere cool! ''{climbs the ladder, but bangs his head at the top of the screen}'' What the-? ''{keeps attempting to get higher, but finally slides back down}'' The ladder is a lie.
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| - | ===Ladder (Long)===
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| - | :''{While Stinkoman is still playing}''
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' That ladder would take me right up to the TrogSword, if I could just get up there.
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| - | ===Ladder (Short)===
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| - | :''{While Stinkoman is still playing}''
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, the ladder's fixed, but I still can't get out of the spare "MANS" list.
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| - | ===Stinkoman===
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Stinkoman!
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| - | :'''STINKOMAN:''' Whaddaya want?
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| - | ====Stinkoman → Stinkoman====
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| - | =====Stinkoman → Stinkoman → Angel=====
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Cool, cool robot boots!
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| - | :'''STINKOMAN:''' I know I know I know! They make me jump at real high! Plus all the girls think I'm a boy! But I think they all need to grow up! And I can kick!
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Okay! Man, shut up!
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| - | :'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{points at Strong Bad}'' ''You'' shut up! You're dumb! And your head is wide like the river! You have the river head! ''{stomps from one leg to the other}'' Ha ha ha ha!
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| - | =====Stinkoman → Stinkoman → Devil=====
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Why do they call you "Stinkoman"? Seems a little harsh.
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| - | :'''STINKOMAN:''' Why do they call ''you'' Dumb Face?
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unamused}'' Um, they don't.
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| - | :'''STINKOMAN:''' Is it because your face is dumb and at the same time you have a dumb face?
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{irritated}'' No one calls me that.
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| - | :'''STINKOMAN:''' Maybe they should call you Dumb Butt Face, because your face and your butt are both dumb! ''{stomps from one foot to the other}'' Ah ha ha ha! Robots, ah ha!
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Stinkoman it is.
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| - | ====Stinkoman → TrogSword====
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| - | :''{First time only}''
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, how do I get up there? I need that sword!
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| - | :'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{stomps on the floor}'' Ha ha ha! ''{stands still}'' No way. ''{stomps on the floor again}'' Ha ha ha! ''{points towards Strong Bad}'' You couldn't handle that sword! I'm gonna get that sword for myself, just as soon as I'm finished toying with ''these'' guys!
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on man, that's so not cool.
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| - | :'''STINKOMAN:''' ''{stomps on the floor again}'' Ha ha ha! ''{points towards Strong Bad}'' One day you'll get your baby turn. For babies! Who have a turn!
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :''{Second time only}''
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I really need that sword!
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| - | :'''STINKOMAN:''' Too bad! Ha ha ha! Did you hear that, Church and Browntant? He wants the sword! ''{stomps on the floor}'' Ha ha ha! ''{speaks quickly}'' Shut up, you guys are dumb!
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't care how luxurious your blue hair is, I'm coming up there and getting that sword!
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| - | :'''STINKOMAN:''' No way! You're stuck down there until I get killed! And these guys are too slow and predictable to be any real challenge! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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| - | ====Stinkoman → Chorch====
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Check out that pinchy guy! That guy looks awesome! I'd hate to get caught in his grip!
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| - | :'''STINKOMAN:''' Who, Chorch? Ha-ha-ha! That guy is so dumb! ''{Stinkoman does his laughing pose}'' Ha-ha-dumb-ha! He is a dumb!
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, what about that guy shootin' at ya? He looks like he could really mess you up, man!
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| - | :'''STINKOMAN:''' Yeah, he wishes on his birthday! Chorch and Browntant are Level 1 enemies. They don't offer a significant challenge. Those guys are too slow, too predictable, and too not powerful enough to stop me!
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I really think those guys could take you! You better let me take over!
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| - | :'''STINKOMAN:''' No way! I'm just messin' with 'em! Like I said, those guys are too slow, too predictable, and too not powerful enough... and dumb!
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| - | ====Stinkoman → Cancel====
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd better stop talking to you while I still think you're somewhat cool.
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| - | ===TrogSword===
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| - | :''{While Stinkoman is still playing}''
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' The TrogSword is here! But I'll never be able to reach it stuck down here in the UI.
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| - | :''{While Strong Bad is playing but hasn't climbed the long ladder}''
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Hold on, mighty Trog-shiv! Strong Bad'll be there soon!
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :''{After Strong Bad has climbed the ladder leading to the sword}''
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' AH HA! ''{takes the sword and starts slashing with it}'' By the power of EGA! ''{holds the sword directly in front of his face}'' Extended memory management! Raster interrupt 6! Hold and Modify! And the mighty Mode 8! The power of the TrogSword is MINE!! ''{joyfully puts the sword away}''
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| - | :'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up, equally as happy}'' Yay! You got the sword! Now you can slay the dragon!
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' More importantly, I'll be able to keep ''you'' from popping up and interrupting all my future scheduled make-out sessions!
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| - | :'''HOMESTAR:''' Uh... I've got access to your online calendar in here and I don't see any scheduled make-out sessions... just pedicures and bubble baths.
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| - | :'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{embarassed}'' Yaaahhhh... that's code for "make-out session"! Just get outta here! And quit touching my stuff! ''{victoriously}'' The fabled TrogSword is MINE!
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