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 <line start="23" end="77" speaker="sfx">birds</line>
 <line start="78" end="85" speaker="strongbad">It's here!</line>
 <line start="89" end="97" speaker="strongbad">It's here!</line>
 <line start="99" end="113" speaker="strongbad">It's finally here!</line>
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<sfx>music</sfx> <strongsad>It's here! It's here! It's finally here!</strongsad></line>

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<sfx>music</sfx> <strongsad>There's no more time for expectat—</strongsad></line>

 <line start="182" end="193" speaker="strongbad">Shut up!</line>
 <line start="197" end="242" speaker="strongsad">That was the happiest I've ever been...</line>
 <line start="251" end="281" speaker="strongbad">I've been waiting all dang year for this!</line>
 <line start="282" end="333" speaker="strongbad">The 2009 Compy new products catalog!</line>
 <line start="336" end="453" speaker="strongbad">A new compy catalog is like Decemberween morning, my birthday, a candy store,
and Strong Sad's funeral all wrapped up in one piece of junk mail!</line>
 <line start="454" end="494" speaker="strongbad">Now I can finally find a suitable replacement for the Lappy!</line>
 <line start="500" end="636" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, look at this new line of brightly colored Lappies!
Neon Tan, Gray Passion, Rodeo Beige, Italian Same, Glittery Taupe.</line>
 <line start="637" end="719" speaker="strongbad">Seems like these are more for those stylish ladies and the rat-dogs that— Wait. did they just try to tell me same is a color?</line>
 <line start="728" end="762" speaker="strongbad"Our most family-friendly Compy ever,</line>
 <line start="769" end="878" speaker="strongbad">The Roomy-Vac is a computer for the entire household! Woah! Comes with
eight-inch monitor, three bedroom, two-and-a-half bath!</line>
 <line start="879" end="906" speaker="strongbad">And front door for easy access!</line>
 <line start="908" end="1087" speaker="strongbad"> (monotone) The Roomy-Vac is a real powerHOUSE...get it? Oh, you don't? Well, because it's the size of a...
Oh, you were kidding? You do get it? Pretty good, huh? No?</line>
 <line start="1088" end="1145" speaker="strongbad">Why would they print that whole exchange? Anyway, what else they got?</line>
 <line start="1153" end="1256" speaker="strongbad">Do you have problems opening up digital pictures of your grand kids
or taking four consecutive steps? Then have we got a Compy for you!</line>
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<sfx>music</sfx> <strongbad>The Grampy Aught-Six utilizes easy to read 400-point type!</strongbad></line>

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<sfx>music</sfx> <strongbad>Turning even the shortest email into an unforgettable all-day affair!
And you'll never lose track of our meat loaf-sized cursor, it's shaped like meat loaf too!</strongbad></line>

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<sfx>music</sfx> <strongbad>Optional mouse, that is an actual mouse that will pre-chew your food for you, sold separately. The Grampy Aught-Six.</strongbad></line>

 <line start="1544" end="1582" speaker="strongbad">Because Pickedel is not open, 24 hours.</line>
 <line start="1595" end="1603" speaker="sfx">record scratch</line>
 <line start="1605" end="1668" speaker="strongbad">Oh, my goodness, graphics. I like the looks of thiis!</line>
 <line start="1671" end="1740" speaker="strongbad">The Compé, because flat-panel sophistication demands made-up words.</line>
 <line start="1745" end="1740" speaker="strongbad">The Compy Compé delivers European-sounding flair, with southeast Asian-sounding prices.</line>
 <line start="1745" end="1818" speaker="strongbad">The Compy Compé delivers European-sounding flair, with southeast Asian-sounding prices.</line>
 <line start="1820" end="1838" speaker="strongbad">My two most favorites!</line>
 <line start="1839" end="1845" speaker="sfx">explosion</line>
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<sfx>explosion</sfx> <strongsad>Oooh!</strongsad></line>

 <line start="1858" end="1899" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna put my eighty-thousand pennies in the mail right now!</line>
 <line start="1906" end="1918" speaker="sfx">slam</line>
 <line start="1946" end="1996" speaker="strongbad">All right, Compé, that accent mark better not let me down!</line>
 <line start="1997" end="2018" speaker="sfx">sigh</line>
 <line start="2019" end="2070" speaker="strongbad">So sleek. So-phisticated. So, Compé.</line>
 <line start="2071" end="2075" speaker="sfx">harp</line>
 <line start="2076" end="2080" speaker="sfx">computer noise</line>
 <line start="2083" end="2090" speaker="strongbad">What the?</line>
 <line start="2083" end="2090" speaker="strongbad">(screams)</line>
 <line start="2132" end="2142" speaker="sfx">Ha-ha!</line>
 <line start="2143" end="2242" speaker="strongbad">Oh-ho-ho-ho. A wise guy, eh? I think you and me are gonna get along just fine, Compé.</line>
 <line start="2243" end="2287" speaker="singer">It's here! It's here! It's finally here!</line>
 <line start="2295" end="2311" speaker="sfx">phoot</line>

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