4 Gregs

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The four Gregs have an incredibly nerdy meeting.
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The four Gregs go to a football game.
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg#D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]], [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg#Science Fiction Greg|D N'D Greg]], Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg
'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg#D N'D Greg|Science Fiction Greg]], [[Science Fiction Greg and D N'D Greg#Science Fiction Greg|D N'D Greg]], Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg
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''{"4 Gregs" appears again. Cut to the four Gregs standing together.}''
''{"4 Gregs" appears again. Cut to the four Gregs standing together.}''
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'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Shields up, everyone. I figured out what we're doing tonight, and it's not any of the stuff you're about to suggest.
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'''D N'D GREG:''' Play some serious tabletop—
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'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' Staring at vinyl figurines?
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'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Downloading several hours of—
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'''ALL GREGS EXCEPT SCI-FI GREG:''' ''{disappointed}'' Oh.
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'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG: Tonight, new Earthlings... tonight, we go... TO A VARSITY FOOTBALL GAME!
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'''OTHER THREE GREGS:''' ''{gasp, with the word "Gasp!" drawn above them}''
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'''D N'D GREG:''' Into the dragon's lair?
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''{The text bubble remains the same but points to Japanese Culture Greg, with the word "Robotic" inserted into the sentence as he says it.}''
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'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' Into the robotic dragon's lair?
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'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Into the Apple store? ''{As he says "Apple", the text bubble has a "bite" taken out of it, and a leaf appears on it.}''
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'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' That's right. It's the one time we can co-exist at the same social function with football players, but they will be powerless to ridicule and/or wedgie us!
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'''D N'D GREG:''' Revenge is at hand!
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'''OPEN SOURCE GREG:''' Huzzah!
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'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' ''{his head suddenly looks extremely animeish}'' Otaku!
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''{Cut to the back of a football player wearing a jersey that reads "AT THE GAME", with "888" written below it. Then cut to a set of stands. All of the Gregs except Open Source Greg are visible.}''
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'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Here we are. In the middle of it all!
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''{Cut back to show that the three Gregs are sitting in the corner of the stands, and there is a huge radius around them where no one else is sitting; the stands are otherwise packed. There are 14:54 left on the clock, the Growlbacks have "000000" points, and the "Visitor" has 24 points.}''
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'''CROWD:''' YAY!!!
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'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' How does football work again?
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''{Cut to a closeup of the Gregs.}''
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'''JAPANESE CULTURE GREG:''' Is it anything like drift racing?

Revision as of 08:00, 16 February 2009

The four Gregs go to a football game.

Cast (in order of appearance): Science Fiction Greg, D N'D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg

Places:

Date: Monday, February 16, 2009

Running Time:

Page Title: I knew they'd come back to me...

Transcript

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{"4 Gregs" appears in the center of the screen.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Four Gregs!

{The numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5 appear, and each number is crossed out over the next line.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Not one, not two, not three, not five...

{"4 Gregs" appears again.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Four Gregs!

{Science Fiction Greg appears, holding a bubbly-looking toy gun.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Sci Fi Greg! One Greg!

{Science Fiction Greg holds up one finger. Cut to D N'D Greg holding a twenty-sided die.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: D N'D Greg! Two Gregs!

{D N'D Greg holds up two fingers. Cut to Open Source Greg holding a laptop.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Open Source Greg! Three Gregs!

{Open Source Greg holds up three fingers. Cut to Japanese Culture Greg, holding an anime-like action figure.}

TEEN GIRL SQUAD VOICE: Japanese Culture Greg, four Gregs! {Japanese Culture Greg holds up four fingers.} Four Gregs!

{"4 Gregs" appears again. Cut to the four Gregs standing together.}

SCIENCE FICTION GREG: Shields up, everyone. I figured out what we're doing tonight, and it's not any of the stuff you're about to suggest.

D N'D GREG: Play some serious tabletop—

JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: Staring at vinyl figurines?

OPEN SOURCE GREG: Downloading several hours of—

ALL GREGS EXCEPT SCI-FI GREG: {disappointed} Oh.

SCIENCE FICTION GREG: Tonight, new Earthlings... tonight, we go... TO A VARSITY FOOTBALL GAME!

OTHER THREE GREGS: {gasp, with the word "Gasp!" drawn above them}

D N'D GREG: Into the dragon's lair?

{The text bubble remains the same but points to Japanese Culture Greg, with the word "Robotic" inserted into the sentence as he says it.}

JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: Into the robotic dragon's lair?

OPEN SOURCE GREG: Into the Apple store? {As he says "Apple", the text bubble has a "bite" taken out of it, and a leaf appears on it.}

SCIENCE FICTION GREG: That's right. It's the one time we can co-exist at the same social function with football players, but they will be powerless to ridicule and/or wedgie us!

D N'D GREG: Revenge is at hand!

OPEN SOURCE GREG: Huzzah!

JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: {his head suddenly looks extremely animeish} Otaku!

{Cut to the back of a football player wearing a jersey that reads "AT THE GAME", with "888" written below it. Then cut to a set of stands. All of the Gregs except Open Source Greg are visible.}

SCIENCE FICTION GREG: Here we are. In the middle of it all!

{Cut back to show that the three Gregs are sitting in the corner of the stands, and there is a huge radius around them where no one else is sitting; the stands are otherwise packed. There are 14:54 left on the clock, the Growlbacks have "000000" points, and the "Visitor" has 24 points.}

CROWD: YAY!!!

JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: How does football work again?

{Cut to a closeup of the Gregs.}

JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: Is it anything like drift racing?

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