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| - | '''Toon Category: Uncategorized'''
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| - | [[Image:Grape Soda Banked.png|thumb|"Grape...soda...banked?"]]
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| - | Senor Cardgage loses the non-sequitur championship to [[Homsar]] and must form a coherent thought as punishment.
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| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Senor Cardgage}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}
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| - | '''Places:''' [[The Show]]
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| - | '''Date:''' Friday, February 29, 2008
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| - | '''Running Time:''' 1:10
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| - | == Transcript ==
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Up next, we got a real whip cream special treat for ya. ''{medium shot of Homestar}'' Here to complete a coherent thought is the loser of the Non Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!
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| - | ''{Zoom out. Senor Cardgage walks on stage from the left.}''
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| - | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Thank yo, Presbyterian.
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| - | ''{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage, facing the camera}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' All right, let 'er rip!
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| - | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Panctice... Squad... Cutterback.
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| - | ''{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears}''
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| - | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Oh... Lifty Fernandez.
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| - | ''{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears. Zoom out to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One more tryyyy.
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| - | ''{Cut back to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}''
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| - | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Grape... Soda... Banked?
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| - | ''{Cut to Homestar Runner}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Judges?
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| - | ''{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk drawing on a piece of paper. A plaque reads "<strike>Celebrity</strike> Judge(s)"}''
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| - | '''STRONG SAD:''' I think we have a winner!
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| - | ''{Strong Sad shows a drawing of a grape soda bottle with eyes and a mouth with an ATM. Below the drawing is the text "GRAPE SODA BANKED!"}''
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| - | '''STRONG SAD:''' Grape soda banked!
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| - | ''{Cut to Homestar Runner}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray!
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| - | '''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{ashamed}'' Oh.
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There you have it, folks! A coherent thought from Senor Cardgage! Until next time, as always...
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| - | ''{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Chant words together!
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| - | ''{Credits scroll up as Senor Cardgage and Homestar mumble at each other in the background:''
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| - | A Sportsinterviews/Chimendez Production
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| - | Produced by Cherry Greg
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| - | Lighting<br>
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| - | Lifty Fernandez
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| - | Quizmaster<br>
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| - | Juan Aikman
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| - | Mr. Runner's Wardrobe provided by<br>
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| - | Styles Upon Styles
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| - | ''Finally, a card with "again?" appears.}''
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| - | == Fun Facts ==
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| - | === Explanations ===
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| - | *This toon ended a [[Store Front Page News 2008#January 29, 2008|month-long sale of Senor Cardgage and Homsar merchandise]], which followed the mention of "Non-Sequitur Champion: Cardgage or Homsar?" in [[fan club]]; shoppers were invited to "vote" for their favorite incoherent character by purchasing a T-shirt of either character. Homsar won the title with 63% of the vote.
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:Presbyterianism|Presbyterianism]] is a family of Christian denominations and a form of [[Wikipedia:Calvinism|Calvinism]].
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| - | === Remarks ===
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| - | *Even when this toon was found in the [[Store]], it was not included in the [[TV Time Toons menu]].
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| - | *The Flash file for this toon is hosted on [[Videlectrix|videlectrix.com]].
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| - | *Strong Sad didn't write "Grape Soda Banked" in his usual, elegant handwriting.
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| - | *When Strong Sad first draws the picture, it lacks color, but when he shows the camera, the grapes on the label and the bills emerging from the ATM are colored.
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| - | *Senor Cardgage has actually had coherent thoughts before. Some of his dialogue in [[Senor Mortgage]] would qualify as coherent.
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| - | *The toon was removed from the Store on May 22, 2008, making it a [[secret page]].
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| - | === Inside References ===
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| - | *This is another mention of [[grapes]].
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| - | *[[Cherry Greg]] is listed as the producer of this toon.
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| - | *[[Lem Sportsinterviews|Sportsinterviews]]/[[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]] is listed as the production company.
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| - | * [[Styles Upon Styles]] is listed as the provider of Homestar's wardrobe.
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| - | * The ATM that Strong Sad drew strongly resembles the ATM in [[Experimental Film]].
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| - | == External Links ==
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| - | *[[Videlectrix:storeflash/nonsequitur.swf|View the Flash file for "Non-Sequitur Champion"]]
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| - | *[[forum:13670|forum thread re: "Non-Sequitur Champion"]]
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| - | [[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]
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| - | [[Category:Secret Pages]]
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