User:The Paper

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{{userbox|border=#008000|mainbkgd=#7CFC00|codebkgd=#32CD32|codecolor=#FFFFFF|code=SYS|msg=This user is a wiki '''[[Special:Listusers/sysop|sysop]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#006400|mainbkgd=#ADFF2F|codebkgd=#2E8B57|codecolor=#000000|code=[[Image:HomsarPotion-ma-jig.png|30px]]|msg=This user enjoys doing '''[[HRWiki:WikiGnome|Gnome work]]'''.}}
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{{userbox|border=#000000|mainbkgd=#FFF|msg=<table width="100%"><tr style="background:#E0F5E1"><td align="center">&nbsp;</td></tr><tr><td align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New, monospace">'''> [[Special:Emailuser/{{PAGENAME}}|Click here]] to'''</span></td></tr><tr style="background:#E0F5E1"><td align="center"><span style="font-family:Courier New, monospace">'''email this user'''</span></td></tr></table>}}
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<CENTER>[[Image:ThePaper_Logo173.PNG]]</CENTER>
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Hello, I have taken up the glorious task of representing [[The Paper]]. You know, that personified sheet of paper that comes down at the end of nearly every [[Strong Bad Email]]. Lately I have been inactive, but I check back here every week for updates and occasionally make an edit. I actively contributed on <font face="Old English Text MT, Verdana" font size=4>[http://old.hrwiki.org Ye Olde Wiki]</font> a few months after I discovered the world of Homestar Runner when [[the process]] was the newest Strong Bad Email, circa July [http://web.archive.org/web/20031203005304/http://hrwiki.joeyday.com/ 2003].
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[[Image:email_processing_room.png|thumb|right|220px|The Paper at work! Preeeeow.]]
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==I enjoy contributing to the wiki in the following ways==
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*Audio-to-text transcription
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*Article descriptions with content
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*Uploading screenshots, replacing images of poor quality
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*Optimizing '''P'''ortable '''N'''etwork '''G'''raphics for the web ([http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Image:Shades.png Example])
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*Articles such as:
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**[[Strong Bad Email Statistics]]
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**[[Floppy Disk Container]]
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**[[Bottomless Pits]]
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**[[The VCR]]
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==Favorite The Paper-Related Quotes==
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[[Image:The Paper Hushpuppies.PNG]]<br>
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*"The Paper! You're just in time! Find out what they want!" &mdash; [[retirement A]]<br>
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===Strong Bad acquaints The Paper with [[Lappy 486]] in [[animal]]:===
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*"Psssh! The Paper, come on down and meet your new brother!"
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*"Lappy's not going to bite you or tear at your perforated edges!"
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*"Lappy, this is The Paper. He lets me know when I've stopped being funny!"
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[[Image:Soapoperapaper.png]]
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http://www.strongfans.com/upload/thepaper/thepaperenoughalready.PNG
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http://www.strongfans.com/upload/thepaper/thepapersick.PNG
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=== Strong Bad and his demands: ===
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*"This Strong Bad Email has been rated P for The Poopsmith and a graphic scene of The Paper." [[narrator|SB email #144 "narrator"]]
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*"Can I blow my nose on you?" &mdash; [[Sick Day]]
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*"THE PAPER, PLEASE TAKE US HOME." &mdash; [[for kids|SB email #110 "for kids"]]
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*"Talk to my man with the green and white stripes!" &mdash; [[car|SB email #101 "car"]]
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*"The Paper, would you bring this fine email to a close?" &mdash; [[date|SB email #81 "date"]]
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*"Okay. Take it away, The Paper! Preeeeeeeeowwwww..." &mdash; [[autobiography|SB email #67 "autobiography"]]
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*"What? ''The Paper?'' This isn't over yet! Go back up, go back up!" &mdash; [[50 emails|SB email #50 "50 emails"]] <!-- Oh, musta been a paper jam. -->
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*"The Paper, come down, have breakfast with the family!" &mdash; [[strongbad_email.exe Disc Four|Disc 4 of strongbad_email.exe DVD]]
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<br>http://www.strongfans.com/upload/thepaper/thepaperparchment.PNG
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http://www.strongfans.com/upload/ThePaper/4A1C5_mash_go.JPG<br>
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(The Paper has ''quite the attitude'' on the DVD: [[strongbad_email.exe]])
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[[Image:Supra Modern Telegram.png|Old-Timey The Paper, from the DVD Version of little animal]]
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==What The Paper means to others==
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<div style="background:black; color:white; padding:8px; width: 550px; text-align:left">[[animal#Commentary_Transcript|DVD Commentary for animal:]]<br />'''MATT:''' ...Over the years, The Paper definitely has become more and more of a—<br />'''MIKE:''' A character.<br /> '''MATT:''' It should have been on that big characters poster we made, I think. <br /> '''MIKE:''' Yeah. It definitely has a personality.</div><br>
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*[[User:InterruptorJones|Interruptor Jones]] &mdash; "The Paper is [[Wikipedia:deus ex machina|deus ex machina]], simple as that. Just a really boring version of deus ex machina."
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*[[User:Ju Ju Master|Ju Ju Master]] &mdash; "The Paper is a character in itself, who is stuck to the top of the screen at all times, waiting for its time to shine. That's the only explanation."
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*[[User:Da Chort|Da Chort]] &mdash; "I think The Paper is some sort of printer stuck to the ceiling. What if The Paper is Strong Bad's magic minion? That's why he has control over it."
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===Where is the printer in the [[Computer Room]]?===
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*[[User:Phlip|Phlip]] &mdash; "Obviously, the printer is just stuck on top of the camera with duct tape or something..."
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*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=583 Ramrod] &mdash; "The printer is just the printer. There's nothing you can really describe it by. It's its own little thing."
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*[http://forum.hrwiki.org/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=820 Speckeldorf] &mdash; "It probably hangs upside down somehow in the compy room."
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http://www.strongfans.com/upload/thepaper/thepaperlocation.png
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==Future after Strong Bad Email #173?==
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[[Image:montage thepaper.PNG]]
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===Is obsolescence in the distant future?===
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In [[montage]], we learned  that Strong Bad may be replacing The Paper with an inkjet version come Strong Bad Email #173. Possibly as early as 4 June 2007, we will find out whether or not an inkjet printer will become standard equipment. Here's hoping it was simply a joke...
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==Helpful Wiki Format Codes==
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===Image Format ===
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===Table of Contents and Editing===
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*<nowiki>__NOEDITSECTION__</nowiki> (Edit links do not appear at each Level 2 headline)
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*<nowiki>__NOTOC__</nowiki> ('''Table of Contents''' will be completely hidden)
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==The Paper's Open Source Mozilla Project Center==
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<center>[http://www.spreadfirefox.com/ http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v106/ender_kg/takeback_tp.png][http://www.mozilla.org/products/thunderbird/ http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v106/ender_kg/reclaim_tp.png]</center>
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::::::::^ You can also "rediscover" and "ignite" the web, too.
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=="[[Preeeeow|Preeeeoowwww...]]"==
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''{The Paper makes a noise as it comes down}''
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Current revision as of 03:05, 18 July 2007

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