Subtitles:sbemail150/pt-br

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  <line start="17" end="80"><sfx>Acompanhamento de Guitarra</sfx><strongbad>Estive andando nas nuvens e rodando em arco-íris...</strongbad></line>
  <line start="81" end="150"><sfx>Acompanhamento de Guitarra</sfx><strongbad>...nas aaaaaaaasas de um emaiiiiiiiil!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="172" end="182" speaker="strongbad">Valeu, cara.</line>
  <line start="183" end="198" speaker="strongsad">Sem problemas, Bob.</line>
  <line start="212" end="247" speaker="strongbad">"Caro Strong Bad, Tenho alguns pontos de interrogação pra você:"</line>
  <line start="248" end="288" speaker="strongbad">"Número um. O que você faria com cem milhões de dólares?"</line>
  <line start="289" end="355" speaker="strongbad">"Número dois. O que você faria se de repente você se encontrasse em um universo paralelo de algum modo?"</line>
  <line start="356" end="384" speaker="strongbad">"Jody (não sou garota), Texas"</line>
  <line start="387" end="419" speaker="strongbad">Sabe, você provavelmente poderia ter tirado esse (não sou garota),</line>
  <line start="420" end="463" speaker="strongbad">se você substituí-se com algum maneiro e 'manero' e  'fortaum'.</line>
  <line start="467" end="530" speaker="strongbad">Como (Trator). Jody (Trator). Ninguém ia achar que esse cara é uma garota.</line>
  <line start="534" end="596" speaker="strongbad">Bem, Srta. Trator, você acabou respondendo o ponto de interrogação 1 com o ponto de interrogação 2.</line>
  <line start="597" end="657" speaker="strongbad">P'quê cem milhões de dólares é exatamente quanto The Cheat gastou em nosso portal de universo paralelo.</line>
  <line start="658" end="671" speaker="strongbad">Não está certo, The Cheat?</line>
  <line start="672" end="691" speaker="thecheat">Sons do The Cheat</line>
  <line start="692" end="726" speaker="strongbad">O quê? Isso só custou catorze mangos?</line>
  <line start="727" end="732" speaker="thecheat">Som do The Cheat</line>
  <line start="733" end="786" speaker="strongbad">Bem, isso é que nem cem milhões de dólares em... anos de cachorro, certo?</line>
  <line start="787" end="794" speaker="thecheat">Som do The Cheat</line>
  <line start="795" end="824" speaker="strongbad">Tá certo! Manda ver no liquidificador!</line>
  <line start="834" end="860" speaker="sfx">sons de problemas elétricos</line>
  <line start="861" end="908" speaker="strongbad">Whoa-ho-ho! Rodamoinho mágico do Photoshop!</line>
  <line start="909" end="956" speaker="strongbad">Aposto que essa coisa poderia libertar uns sérios Cacodemônios.</line>
  <line start="957" end="986" speaker="strongbad">Então... como é? E— Eu só pulo aí dentro?</line>
  <line start="987" end="998" speaker="thecheat">">Sons do The Cheat</line>
  <line start="999" end="1024" speaker="strongbad">Ohbee Kaybee! Pulo!</line>
  <line start="1044" end="1064" speaker="announcer">Num pródio...</line>
  <line start="1078" end="1094" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Onde eu estou?</line>
  <line start="1100" end="1142" speaker="strongbadman">STINY! Temos um visitante de um universo paralelo!</line>
  <line start="1144" end="1189" speaker="strongbad">É o Strong Badman! E seus músculos bem desenhados!</line>
  <line start="1193" end="1249" speaker="strongbad">Mas... porque estamos em um apartamento ao invés de um laboratório secreto subterrâneo...</line>
  <line start="1250" end="1275" speaker="strongbad">...cheio de bugigangas secretas subterrâneas?</line>
  <line start="1277" end="1316" speaker="strongbadman">Porqu, mero mortal... esse apartmento... </line>
  <line start="1317" end="1362"><strongbadman>...Tem aluguel controlado!</strongbadman> <sfx>Trovão</sfx></line>
  <line start="1363" end="1389" speaker="strongbadman">E... agua está incluída.</line>
  <line start="1395" end="1418" speaker="strongbad">É por isso que suas torneiras estão abertas?</line>
  <line start="1421" end="1483" speaker="strongbadman">Mu-hu-ha-ha-hah! Aqueles manés lá nos trabalhos públicos não saberão o que os atingiu!</line>
  <line start="1486" end="1528" speaker="strongbad">Então, este é seu plano maligno? Gastar água?</line>
  <line start="1530" end="1554" speaker="strongbadman">E não pagar por ela!!</line>
  <line start="1558" end="1607" speaker="strongbad">Eu tenho que dizer, Strong Badman... Essa parte dos seus quadrinhos é bem chata.</line>
  <line start="1608" end="1644" speaker="strongbad">Eu vou ver o que tá acontecendo mais abaixo na página. Pulo!</line>
  <line start="1660" end="1684" speaker="strongbad">Oh! Agora sim'!</line>
  <line start="1686" end="1702" speaker="strongbadman">Você não está brincando!</line>
  <line start="1704" end="1713" speaker="strongbad">Que!?</line>
  <line start="1714" end="1768" speaker="strongbadman">Agora temos TV à cabo básica expandida... Através do gato com meu vizinho!</line>
  <line start="1773" end="1839" speaker="strongbad">Quem tá escrevendo essa edição? Os gênios por trás de Mulher-Hulk? The Cheat!</line>
  <line start="1841" end="1871" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Um pouco de ação frappé, por favor.</line>
  <line start="1872" end="1881" speaker="thecheat">Barulho do The Cheat</line>
  <line start="1902" end="1931" speaker="strongbadman">STINY! Continue dando essas descargas!</line>
  <line start="1935" end="2003" speaker="oldstrongbad">Sim, e meu próximo truque será: não fazer nada aparecer!</line>
  <line start="2009" end="2030"><strongbad>Oh. O-Oi.</strongbad> <sfx>Gente vaiando</sfx></line>
  <line start="2031" end="2086"><oldstrongbad>Seu babuíno multi-colotido! Você arruinou meu vaudeville!</oldstrongbad> <sfx>Gente vaiando</sfx></line>
  <line start="2090" end="2122" speaker="strongbad">Ah! Tons de tomates cinzas!</line>
  <line start="2146" end="2176" speaker="strongbad">Qual que é, meu enorme irmão de vetor?</line>
  <line start="2177" end="2193" speaker="vectorsb">Oláte.</line>
  <line start="2194" end="2230" speaker="strongbad">Então, uh... O que você faz pra se divertir por aqui?</line>
  <line start="2231" end="2251" speaker="vectorsb">Eu a-splodo coisas.</line>
  <line start="2252" end="2267" speaker="strongbad">Whoa, isso é bem legal.</line>
  <line start="2268" end="2298" speaker="stinkoman">Ei, caras! Como vão os desafios?</line>
  <line start="2299" end="2318" speaker="vectorsb">Qual que é, meu manu?</line>
  <line start="2319" end="2338" speaker="strongbad">Woah, vocês dois se conhecem?</line>
  <line start="2339" end="2385" speaker="stinkoman">Oh, totalmente claro! Ele é meu simulador de treino!</line>
  <line start="2388" end="2399" speaker="stinkoman">Olha só!</line>
  <line start="2400" end="2454" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">Os dois gritando</line>
  <line start="2458" end="2479" speaker="stinkoman">Bom trabalho, narigão!</line>
  <line start="2480" end="2491" speaker="strongbad">Narigão?</line>
  <line start="2492" end="2502" speaker="stinkoman">Seu Nariz!</line>
  <line start="2504" end="2519" speaker="vectorsb">Nível 2.</line>
  <line start="2522" end="2534"><strongbad>Uh-oh!</strongbad> <stinkoman>Uh-oh!</stinkoman></line>
  <line start="2563" end="2615" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Então, os dois Strong Bads entraram na "Competição do cave até a China com sua orelha." </line>
  <line start="2619" end="2686" speaker="strongbad">Isso é mais ou menos... a segunda ou terceria pior comepetição de qu já ouvi falar.</line>
  <line start="2693" end="2707" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">A competição começou!!</line>
  <line start="2708" end="2740" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">E Strong Bad de-mãos-pequenas roçou sua cabeça no chão</line>
  <line start="2741" end="2775" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Enquanto nosso Herói dos dias Modernos descansou e realaxou.</line>
  <line start="2777" end="2813"><bookstrongbad>Eu agora tô rico!</bookstrongbad> <strongbad voiceover="voiceover">disse S.B.D.M.P.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="2814" end="2848" speaker="bookstrongbad">Uma caneca gigante de cerveja de raíz!</line>
  <line start="2849" end="2915" speaker="oldstrongbad">Zounds! A sarsparilla swimming hole! Last one in's a freemason!</line>
  <line start="2919" end="2925" speaker="oldstrongbad">Jump!</line>
  <line start="2950" end="2970" speaker="keyboard">upbeat music</line>
  <line start="3112" end="3130" speaker="teenagestrongbad">Stripèd pants.</line>
  <line start="3145" end="3192" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat! Cool out on the liquefy button, man!</line>
  <line start="3196" end="3242" speaker="homestar">I'm trying to make me a real fruit smoothie here!</line>
  <line start="3244" end="3272" speaker="homestar">Any of you guys got any bee pollen?</line>
  <line start="3285" end="3333" speaker="strongbad">Homestar! Quit messing with my alternate universe portal!</line>
  <line start="3334" end="3397" speaker="homestar">I'm trying to replenish some electrolytes, if you don't mind!</line>
  <line start="3416" end="3487" speaker="strongbad">Wow. Just look at all these Strong Bad-related faces. What an all-star cast!</line>
  <line start="3491" end="3539" speaker="strongbad">What say we all form a supergroup and record a number one jam!</line>
  <line start="3540" end="3571"><all sfx="sfx">groan</all> <stinkoman>I guess...</stinkoman><oldstrongbad>If we must...</oldstrongbad></line>
  <line start="3573" end="3659" speaker="strongbad">There's a crazy world of emails in this crazy world.</line>
  <line start="3662" end="3700" speaker="strongbad">Checkin' 'em down, checkin' 'em down...</line>
  <line start="3701" end="3744" speaker="stinkoman">I hope it's from a girrrrrrrl!</line>
  <line start="3745" end="3825" speaker="all">Save the last email for Strong Bad!</line>
  <line start="3826" end="3868" speaker="cardgage">Let the little children go.</line>
  <line start="3869" end="3905" speaker="vectorsb">I hope they don't a splode.</line>
  <line start="3913" end="3957" speaker="all">Save the last email for Strong Bad...</line>
  <line start="3958" end="4000" speaker="oldstrongbad">Save the last email for Strong Bad!</line>
  <line start="4001" end="4043" speaker="hudge">Save the last email for meeee...</line>
  <line start="4044" end="4083"><strongbadman>Save the last email!</strongbadman><hudge>...eeeeeeee!</hudge></line>
  <line start="4084" end="4181" speaker="strongbad">All my Strong Bad doppelgängers represent. Sesquicentenn-email, two thousand five.</line>
  <line start="4181" end="4203" speaker="strongbad">I-I mean six.</line>
  <line start="4335" end="4351" speaker="homestar"><em>(distorted voice)</em> Coach Z,</line>
  <line start="4360" end="4441" speaker="homestar">If you're not going to eat that eyeball pear...</line>
  <line start="4450" end="4480"><homestar sfx="sfx">ahem</homestar><homestar><em>(normal voice)</em> I suggest you give it to someone who will.</homestar></line>
  <line start="4485" end="4565" speaker="coachz">I don't know what's going on, Homestar, but I'm not at liberty to discuss what I just did in my pants!</line>
  <line start="4588" end="4650" speaker="strongbad">Wow, a fishing trip with Senor Cardgage! My life is complete.</line>
  <line start="4655" end="4722" speaker="cardgage">Alonzo Mourning to you, Myrtlebeth. Say hello to my tackle box.</line>
  <line start="4725" end="4767" speaker="strongbad">Hello there, tacklebox. I'm such a big fan.</line>
  <line start="4770" end="4847" speaker="cardgage">Well, if you could just sign right here on the dotty line, the adaption will be complete.</line>
  <line start="4853" end="4867" speaker="strongbad">You're gonna adopt me?</line>
  <line start="4878" end="4900" speaker="strongbad">Aw, man!</line>
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