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  <line start="16" end="65" speaker="strongbad">I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.</line>
  <line start="70" end="88" speaker="strongbad">Again with the "Dear Strong Bad"...</line>
  <line start="90" end="117" speaker="strongbad">"What do you do on all the other days of the week?"</line>
  <line start="119" end="184" speaker="strongbad">"Sincerely, B. Ryan Holmes, certified arborist."</line>

  <line start="193" end="274" speaker="strongbad"><em>(monotonous)</em> Good question, Brian. I am going to answer this email like a robot.</line>
  <line start="279" end="315" speaker="strongbad">Don't you think this is a great idea?</line>
  <line start="323" end="362" speaker="strongbad"><em>(speaks normally)</em>Yeah, sorry, me neither. Okay, other days o' the week, lessee...</line>

  <line start="367" end="395" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">On Tuesdays, I check my snail mail.</line>
  <line start="397" end="446" speaker="strongbad">I got a snail mail in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.</line>
  <line start="462" end="507" speaker="strongbad">Dear Mr Bad. This constitutes your final warning.</line>
  <line start="509" end="597" speaker="strongbad">Please remit payment of three dollars and sixty-two cents or you will be turned over to a "cut off your toes" style collections agency.</line>
  <line start="599" end="635" speaker="strongbad">Swarthily, Bubs' Concession Stand.</line>
  <line start="641" end="669" speaker="strongbad">Oh, no, final warning.</line>
  <line start="673" end="707" speaker="strongbad">Is there nothing I can do to dissuade you?</line>
  <line start="712" end="737" speaker="strongbad">Like maybe give you a ride in my</line>
  <line start="740" end="800" speaker="strongbad"><em>BMW?</em> Hahahaha....</line>
  <line start="820" end="850" speaker="strongbad">Um... where's my house?</line>

  <line start="861" end="921" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Then to better help folks over the hump, on Wednesdays I give free motivational lectures.</line>
  <line start="931" end="998" speaker="strongbad">You gots to look inside yourself! Positate the negative.</line>
  <line start="1000" end="1071" speaker="strongbad">When life throws pies at you, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of piemonade.</line>
  <line start="1073" end="1087" speaker="coachz">I'm a new man!</line>
  <line start="1090" end="1109" speaker="strongmad">I'M THE HUMP!</line>

  <line start="1111" end="1222" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Due to a prior arrest, Thursdays are community service days, so me and the old Cheatasaurus head down to Strong Badia and give the place a firm scrubbin'.</line>
  <line start="1238" end="1302" speaker="strongbad">You know what I always say, The Cheat. Stay smart, vacuum... dirt.</line>
  <line start="1304" end="1322" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
  <line start="1324" end="1347" speaker="strongbad">Don't forget to wash where the sun don't shine.</line>

  <line start="1351" end="1419" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Then there's Business Casual Fridays, or as we say around the office, Biz Cas Fri.</line>
  <line start="1423" end="1461" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You know, because we have to abbrev. everything.</line>
  <line start="1467" end="1516" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That's the day we all wear the free polo shirts we got from various software companies.</line>
  <line start="1518" end="1604" speaker="homestar">Oh, man. Did you play Online Gaming last night? No, yeah, no? I did. I got so many frags.</line>

  <line start="1611" end="1673" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">On Saturday I certainly don't wake up at 6 AM, put on a Speedo, and go to swim practice.</line>
  <line start="1687" end="1734" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">No, no, definitely not Speedo.</line>
  <line start="1740" end="1849" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">But I do attend: BATTLE AXE LESSONS AT THE REC CENTER, with my teacher Dolph Hauldhagen, The Instruc-TOR!</line>

  <line start="1857" end="1931" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And of course, Sunday is the other day I check my email, for our Eastern European viewers across the pond.</line>
  <line start="1938" end="1992" speaker="strongbad">I got a Polish e-mail in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.</line>
  <line start="1997" end="2007" speaker="strongbad">Dear Strong Bad,</line>
  <line start="2013" end="2059">
   <strongbad volume="0.7">Please to be untieing that shoelace on the back of your head?</strongbad>
   <announcer voiceover="voiceover" xml:lang="pl">Silny Zle: Prosze rozwiazywac sznurowadlo z styl glowe.</announcer>
  </line>
  <line start="2061" end="2081">
   <strongbad volume="0.7">Janus, Poland</strongbad>
   <announcer voiceover="voiceover" xml:lang="pl">Janus, Polska.</announcer>
  </line>
  <line start="2089" end="2144">
   <strongbad volume="0.7">Untie my shoelace, eh Janus? Your mother is the speed limit.</strongbad>
   <announcer voiceover="voiceover" xml:lang="pl">Rozwiazywac sznurowadlo, eh Janek? Twoja matka jest ograniczenia predkosci.</announcer>
  </line>
  <line start="2145" end="2170">
   <strongbad volume="0.7">Your asprin, Strong Bad.</strongbad>
   <announcer voiceover="voiceover" xml:lang="pl">Z asprina, Silny Zle.</announcer>
  </line>

  <line start="2188" end="2284" speaker="strongbad">That's pretty much my week. Now time for a refreshing glass of piemonade, or as we say around the office, p-nade.</line>

  <line start="2328" end="2336" speaker="strongsad">Strong Bad...</line>
  <line start="2338" end="2346" speaker="strongbad">Dangit, chrona trigga!</line>
  <line start="2348" end="2361" speaker="strongsad">Strong Bad, wake up!</line>
  <line start="2363" end="2372" speaker="strongbad">Chrona trigga!</line>
  <line start="2374" end="2399" speaker="strongsad">We're going to be late for swim practice!</line>
  <line start="2401" end="2423" speaker="strongbad">Chrhn- Chrono Trigger!</line>
  <line start="2427" end="2456" speaker="strongsad">I've got your swim trunks.</line>
  <line start="2458" end="2488" speaker="strongbad">Magus, I'm gonn... I'll kill you.</line>
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