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| - | === Browse the College base ===
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| - | <p style="margin: 0.5em 0 0.5em;"><span style="font-variant: small-caps;">'''Features:'''</span> [[Strong Bad]] | [[Dan]] | [[Strong Sad]] | [[Lappy]] | [[Compy]] | [[Tandy]] | [[Strong Mad]] | [[The Cheat]] | [[Eggs]] | [[Marzipan]] | [[Homestar]] | [[Computer Room]]</p>
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| - | === This week's featured article ===
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| - | '''Now we know why we say no''' is a popular video game-based poem
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| - | ''We wan't to be cared''
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| - | ''For that we always say yes,''
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| - | ''so we would'nt be a big mess.''
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| - | ''We say no''
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| - | ''The people who hate us''
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| - | ''to the people who don't care''
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| - | ''Those people would hate us,''
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| - | ''That would be our faith.''
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| - | ''So now we know,''
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| - | ''Scared to death''
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| - | ''and nobody can help it.''
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| - | ''They just sleep, eat and sit''
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| - | ''and don't do anything else''
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| - | ''or it can make it worse.''
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| - | Also in proud and honour...
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| - | <center>http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html
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| - | <br>[http://www.geocities.com/jurjyfrort/homestarquiz.html Which Homestar Runner character are you?]
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| - | <br>this quiz was made by [mailto:jurjyfrort@yahoo.com JurjyFrort]</center>
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| - | <div align="right" class="noprint">'''[[Trogdor|Burninate an article]]''' · '''[[Strong Sad|More feet]]'''</div>
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| - | === What's new? ===
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| - | ====3 Nombenver 2XYZ====
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| - | {{u|hw}} [[Toons|New Toon]]:[[Decemberween|Halloween in Dirtmas]]
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| - | ====2 Nombenver 2XYZ====
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| - | {{u|sb}} [[Homsar|This newsboy get up is my geddown]]
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| - | ====1 Nombenver 2XYZ====
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| - | {{u|pbtc}} ''[[The Cheat]] sees a box in the Yellow Yard. The box is in Brown. He goes outside and tries to steal the box while nobody is looking, but that plan was ruined by the comicioustiletly* thought up plan of the [[Homestar Runner]]''
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| - | ''*comicioustiletly - A comedical and vicious approach''
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| - | <p style="margin: .5em 0 .5em;">''Recent updates to the official Homestar Runner site.''</p>
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| - | ====39 Octinosier 2XYZ====
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| - | {{u|sb}} C-mail 20X6:''And with a holy crap to you, JimJam get's his question answered by HHhhhHhhHomsar''
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| - | ====The Ocynodeer I====
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| - | {{u|pbtc}} ''{Spooky The Cheat noises}''
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| - | {{u|tgs}} You're right, there is nobody here!
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| - | {{u|sb}} Shut up, [[Cheerleader]]!
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| - | {{u|hr}} Hey, don't call my [[date]] like that!
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| - | {{u|pupp}} Youknow, you are pretty smart, but not as smart as HOMESTAR PUPPET! Besides, you don't know anything about me and you don't even know about the [[Homestar Runner]]!
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| - | {{u|sb}} I was asking about Homestar. His ''date'' is like dumb. I mean, who goes out with a piece of paper?
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| - | {{u|tgs}} Don't call me a piece of paper, mister CREATORIZER! You we're once a piece of papyrusoy!
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| - | {{u|sb}} Oh, look! A new game
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| - | {{u|hr}} I want to play! Can I, can I? Please, please!
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| - | {{u|pupp}} Yeah, I want to play too! Why can't we play?
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| - | {{u|hr}} Correction: Why can't Homestar and Homestar ONLY play?
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| - | {{u|sb}} Would you guys just shut up for a moment? I am trying to play this game!
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| - | {{u|misc}} The light comes back revealing the background of [[Teen Girl Squad]]. Cheerleader is missing.
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| - | {{u|pupp}} Hey, you guys, we are in TGSLand! Cheerleader has got to be here!
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| - | {{u|ps}} ''Thy potatoes are in the middle''
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| - | {{u|sb}} What are these WEIRDOS doing here? Where's [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]?
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| - | '''[[H*R.com updates 2006|More h*r.com updates...]]'''
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Jimmy Hoffa was dissappeared and was soon found out to be a KGB member. He was finally found by the KGB and was put to work as the KGB official mascot. After Jimmy was found, the KTV - Kids Tele"voopision"vision, a parody TV channel for kids taped him for TV. The channel was black and white and because Jimmy was found in the dark, it was real hard to understand where he is.
It was soon found out that his real full name was Jimmy'o "Hiltlesin" Hoffa. The KGB needed the name to be Jimmy, so they threw Jimmy'o out to the streets in the year 1971, ten years after he joined the KGB union in 1961 and three years before he was rediscovered in 1968. Jimmy lived 9 years as a chef for Morty's Food, a resturant in Hawai, the Pacific Ocean.
Jimmy'o was discovered by me in 1980 and so was put to a new mascot/union member work on the Ks and Gs Beta and in 1986 was put to the work of website mascot on kalewsden.com, which is currently inactive. Kalewsden.com soon created KGB, the Ks and Gs Beta site and put Jimmy'o to work there, because Kalewsden.com already had Kalew as their mascot.
In a few months, Jimmy'o finally got in some flash movies. Mostly as the co-starring or just in some part of the movie. Finally, he made his debut as a movie star and got in a 5-minute series of action and adventure flash mostly speaking of him and the KGB. The series had 5 episodes. The episodes we're all written and "directed" by me.
Morty's is a supreme shop chain. It is mostly used in stories like these. Morty's sells much of "The Best Stuff in The World" and does'nt sell small stuff like irons, lamps, magnets, T-shirts and other CafePress stuff. Morty's food is the official resturant chain for Morty's. It sells high-quality foods. Jimmy'o "Hiltlesin" Hoffa worked there for 9 years. For 1 more year, he could be employee of the dozen years. Morty's is lead by Morty Morty, who is mostly unpopular in the chain's information pages. Morty Morty was a name, that was mostly chosen by his mom, Mary-Mary Morty and his dad also chose Morty to be his name. His dad's name was Marty Marty Morty.
Jimmy'o's biggest dream was to be in an H*R.com cartoon. Sadly that dream was broken, when I told him that once he leaves the KGB site for a second, the KGB site will break down and finally disobey to Kalew. Jimmy'o was also the main server for the Ks and Gs Beta. Before him, KGB used an old 50pixel interfaced, awful speeded and sometimes disobeying JengaCorp server.
Jimmy'o's mascot had the story of reality. In fact, the KGB union did throw Jimmy'o out. Jimmy'o's story is that he is being chased by mysterious organizations and a mysterious box keeps following the story.
