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| - | |+<big><big>'''Homestarmy'''</big></big>
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| - | | align=center | [[Image:homestarmy.png|230px|Homestarmy]]<br><small>The Few, The Proud, The Homestarmy!</small>
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| - | | '''Active''' || [[army|January 5, 2004]]—Present
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| - | | '''Allegiance''' || [[Free Country, USA]]
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| - | | '''Headquarters''' || [[The Stick]]
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| - | | '''Motto''' || Do You Has?
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| - | | '''Price''' || $5.00 (USD)
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| - | | '''Members''' || [[Homestar Runner]]<br>[[Frank Bennedetto]]<br>[[Strong Sad]]<br>[[Homsar]]<br>[[Painting of a guy with a big knife]]
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| - | | '''Duties''' || [[The Battle of Strong Badia|Invading]] [[Strong Badia]]<br>[[Labor Dabor|Monitoring]] [[Holidays#Labor Day (first Monday in September)|Labor Day]]
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| - | | '''Equipment''' || [[Orange Tupperware#Orange Spoon|Orange Spoon]]<br>[[Orange Tupperware#Orange Bowl|Orange Bowls]]
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| - | The '''Homestarmy''' is a fighting force led by Colonel [[Homestar Runner]] (pronounced "col-o-nel" by Homestar, as opposed to its normal pronunciation "ker-nel"). Homestar claims that membership is limited to the few who are sick and tired of playing second-fiddle to a two bit [[Wrestleman|wrestle man]] and his [[The Cheat|yellow dog]], and those who are ready to give their five bucks to the Homestarmy if it comes to that. But in reality, the Homestarmy is a rag-tag group of [[Free Country, USA]]'s more disenfranchised citizens, united by Homestar's friendly influence, and their shared dislike of [[Strong Bad]]. Regardless, Homestar is very confident in this meager army and has been known to try to get the said $5 from his soldiers often.
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| - | In their first and greatest known campaign, they tried to invade [[Strong Badia]], resulting in the fiasco known as [[The Battle of Strong Badia]]. The only casualty was [[Frank Bennedetto|Third-Style Private Bennedetto]], a popcorn air-popper, wounded by a kick from Strong Bad.
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| - | [[Image:Fallen_Ben.PNG|thumb|left|200px|"Don't you die on me!"]]With Frank Bennedetto fully healed, the Homestarmy [[Labor Dabor|returned to their duties]], ensuring that no one worked on [[Holidays#Labor Day (first Monday in September)|Labor Day]].
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| - | It appears that [[Orange Tupperware|orange Tupperware bowls]] are the Homestarmy uniform: all members except Frank Bennedetto wear one as a helmet. Other than the Painting of a guy with a big knife and Homestar's wooden spoon, they carry no weapons, though Homestar claims that any who oppose them will feel their "fluoride sting". The current status of the Homestarmy is unknown.
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| - | ==Members==
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| - | *[[Homestar Runner]] - [[Wikipedia:Colonel|Colonel]] (Leader)
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| - | *[[Frank Bennedetto]] - Third-Style [[Wikipedia:Private (rank)|Private]]
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| - | *[[Homsar]] - Rank Unknown
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| - | *[[Painting of a guy with a big knife]] - Rank Unknown
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| - | *[[Strong Sad]] - Rank Unknown
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| - | ==Appearances==
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| - | *'''Debut:''' Email [[army]]
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| - | *[[Labor Dabor]]
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| - | *[[Wallpaper]]: [[HR:wallpapers/armywallpaper3.jpg|armywallpaper3.jpg]]
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