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| + | <center>OK, so I'm not leaving the knowledge base, but I'm still gonna be much more active on the fanstuff wiki. <small>(And I'm <b style="color: red">NOT</b> going to restore my userpage here.)</small></center> |
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| - | :''My real username is "x-Spider2". The 'x' has been capitalized for some reason.''
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| - | <center>This user entreats you to help him make his userpages look cool! Post nifty ideas on his [[:{{NAMESPACE}} talk:{{PAGENAME}}|talk]] [[HRFWiki:{{NAMESPACE}} talk:{{PAGENAME}}|pages]].</center></div> | + | |
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| - | Well, for a start, I'm a highschool student in Sydney, Australia, I'm deeply into computers and what the future holds for them, and I'm very interested in this [[Wikipedia:Macromedia Flash|Macromedia Flash]] game called "[[Wikipedia:N (game)|N]]".
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| - | ==My fave SBEmails==
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| - | My favorite Strong Bad E-mails are as follows (super-favorites are in '''bold''' and minor favorites in ''italic'', groups will be expanded if required):
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| - | *[[sisters]]
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| - | *[[helium]]
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| - | *''[[techno]]'' and [[your friends]]
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| - | *[[50 emails]] through [[island]]
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| - | *[[japanese cartoon]] and [[dragon]]
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| - | *[[fingers]]
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| - | *[[unused emails]]
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| - | *[[caper]]
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| - | *[[2 years]] through '''[[sibbie]]''' ('''[[privileges]]''', '''[[funny]]''')
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| - | *[[couch patch]]
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| - | *'''[[caffeine]]'''
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| - | *''[[different town]]'' through [[other days]] ('''[[replacement]]''', '''[[crying]]''')
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| - | *[[pizzaz]]
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| - | *[[time capsule]] through '''[[radio]]''' ('''[[extra plug]]''', '''[[montage]]''', '''[[virus]]''')
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| - | *[[dreamail]]
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| - | *[[rock opera]] through '''[[bottom 10]]''' ('''[[best thing]]''', '''[[long pants]]''', '''[[rampage]]''', '''[[garage sale]]''', '''[[do over]]''', '''[[modeling]]''')
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| - | *''[[highschool]]'' through whichever one is the latest email!
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| - | ==My ideal email transcript (partly derived from [[do over]])==
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{to the [[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]] theme}'' Email, nananananananana, email, email, email, email.
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| - | ''{He reads this email:}''
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| - | <blockquote class="lappy email">
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| - | <div>Subject: Account & IP blocked out</div>
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| - | Dear Mr. Bad,<br />
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| - | I am a message from the wiki, NOT from iQ.{{ref|1}}<br />
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| - | Your user account and IP address have both been blocked out of the wiki. If you want to re-register, please remove your user-page and user-subpages and email "It's dot com" about unblocking your account and IP.<br />
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| - | Well, goodbye,<br />
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| - | The wiki (not iQ)</blockquote>
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' WHAT? You're not the wiki. You're obviously Foxtel{{ref|2}} iQ. That's the worst way to pull that prank that I've ever seen! Man, is this a new low for you guys. ''{clears screen}'' Are any of you guys TRYING to get fired? Cause at this rate, it's obviously gonna happen, cause you're giving yourselves away too easily. Maybe without even knowing it, too. ''{Zoom out to the area behind Strong Bad.}'' But I have just the thing for you... ''{stops typing, starts banging his fist on the screen}'' DON'T! EVER! DisGUISE! YourSELF! As The WIKI! AGAIN! PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME!
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| - | ''{Strong Mad walks up and glares menacingly at Strong Bad.}''
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| - | '''STRONG MAD''': DON'T HURT THE WIKI!!!
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| - | '''STRONG BAD''': No, big guy, that's not the wiki. That's iQ! From Foxtel!
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| - | ''{Cut back to the Lappy. Another email appears on screen. Strong Bad reads it:}''
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| - | <blockquote class="lappy email">
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| - | <div>Subject: you've got it all wrong</div>
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| - | Meedley mee! I'm from the wiki! I'm not from Foxtel! Would you like to see what we have in stock?
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| - | '''STRONG BAD''': ''{typing}'' Uh, The Wiki's not an online shop, you know...
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| - | ''{Offscreen, Strong Mad picks Strong Bad up by the leg. All we can see is Strong Bad's silhouette and what it isn't blocking of the Lappy.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD''': Whoa!
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| - | ''{Strong Mad starts shaking Strong Bad.}''
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| - | '''STRONG MAD''': ''{still offscreen}'' THE WIKI IS SO AN ONLINE SHOP!!!
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| - | ''{As he shakes Strong Bad, coins fall out onto the Lappy's CD tray, which then closes after it's collected $3.77.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD''': Strong Mad! Put me down! You're making a terrible stnank!
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| - | ''{'''Another''' email appears on screen, along with a ding, but Strong Bad doesn't get to read it because Strong Mad is still shaking him. Although it's gone offscreen, we can still hear them arguing. The message reads:}''
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| - | <blockquote class="lappy email" style="background-image:none">
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| - | <div>Subject: $3.77 tip</div>
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| - | Thank you for tipping us $3.77, Mr. Bad.<br />
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| - | From the wiki (not iQ)
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | ''{After a short pause, cut back to the broader area in front the Lappy. Homestar is walking past and stops in front of the Lappy.}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR:''' ''{yelling}'' Hey, guys, what are you arguing over? ''{stops yelling, looks down between his feet}'' Ooh, coins.
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| - | ''{Homestar kneels down and starts pecking at the coins on the floor. After a few seconds, he stops, and his face starts turning green.}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR:''' Uh-oh. ''{grabs Strong Bad's puke pail and vomits into it}'' Oh, man. That's another fantasy that didn't work out. Oh, crap. I think I'm sick now. ''{grabs the phone and dials}'' Hospital, please.
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| - | ''{Cut to the kitchen, where Strong Mad is '''still''' shaking Strong Bad.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad, I assure you, that's Foxtel iQ!
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| - | ''{Strong Mad lets go of Strong Bad.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Look, I'll show you.
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| - | ''{Cut back to the room with the Lappy in it. Homestar isn't there anymore. Strong Bad and Strong Mad come in.}
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' If that first email was from the wiki, ''{types "<nowiki>http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=Strong Bad&action=edit</nowiki>"}'' why can I still edit pages on it? Huh?
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| - | ''{Short pause.}''
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| - | '''STRONG MAD:''' GOOD QUESTION.
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' You're not looking at the big picture. It was Foxtel iQ trying to prank-mail me.
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| - | '''STRONG MAD:''' THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING. ''{Another short pause.}'' MAYBE YOU SHOULD SWEAR NEVER TO SUBSCRIBE TO THEIR SERVICE.
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, good thinking, big guy. That's a great way to get back at them.
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| - | ''{Fade to a black screen. The words "Meanwhile, at the hospital..." quickly fade in, and then back out. Cut to the hospital, where Homestar is lying in a patient bed.}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, man. This is awful. Especially the fact that I'll have to explain to Marzipan. When she hears about this, she might break up with me!
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| - | ''{The doctor and nurse, who are obviously Bubs (doctor) & Coach Z (nurse), walk in.}''
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| - | '''BUBS:''' How'd this happen, Homestar?
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| - | '''HOMESTAR:''' I can't remember. I think whatever it is, it's given me [[Wikipedia:Amnesia|amnesia]], too. ''{Short pause.}'' Are you the mailman? ''{referring to Bubs}''
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| - | '''BUBS:''' No, Homestar. I'm not the mailman.<br />
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| - | '''COACH Z:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Well, that's no good.
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| - | '''HOMESTAR:''' Who's Homestar?
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| - | ''{The Paper comes down. Homestar grabs the puke pail and vomits into it again as Bubs and Coach Z walk back out.}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR:''' This is not my lucky day.
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| - | <small>
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| - | ===Footnotes===
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| - | # {{note|1}} iQ is a sub-area of Foxtel (see below). More info: http://www.foxteliq.com.au<br />
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| - | # {{note|2}} Foxtel is a Pay TV service. More info: http://www.foxtel.com.au
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| - | ==External links==
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| - | *http://www.hrwiki.org/skins/monobook/mail_icon.gif[[Special:Emailuser/X-Spider2|Email me]]
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| - | *[http://togster.livejournal.com Read my LiveJournal]
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| - | *N links:
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| - | **[http://www.harveycartel.org/metanet/n.html N Info]
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| - | **Download N now:
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| - | ***[http://www.harveycartel.org/metanet/n_v1pc.zip Win (.zip)]
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| - | ***Mac ([http://www.harveycartel.org/metanet/n_v1mac.dmg.zip .dmg.zip]/[http://www.harveycartel.org/metanet/n_v1mac.sit .sit])
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| - | ***[http://www.harveycartel.org/metanet/n_v1linux.tar.gz Linux (.tar.gz)]
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| - | **<span class="plainlinks">[http://n.wikia.com/ N @ Wikia]</span>
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| - | **[http://numa.notdot.net/browse?author=x-Spider2 View my maps] on <span class="plainlinks">[http://n.wikia.com/wiki/NUMA NUMA]</span> (Remember that "N" game I was talking about? Well, to use these maps, you'll have to [http://www.harveycartel.org/metanet/downloads.html download it]. The newest version (1.4) is not available for online play, [http://www.killsometime.com/games/Game.asp?id=416 only 1.2]!)
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| - | *30sec movie re-enactments by bunnies at [http://www.angryalien.com AngryAlien] & [http://www.starz.com/appmanager/seg/s?_nfpb=true&_pageLabel=template&template_dir=/features/sod_bunnies/&template_file=content.html Starz On Demand] (Warning: re-enactments mainly include M-rated movies)
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