Subtitles:cheatcereal/en

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  <line start="87" end="139" speaker="fightgar">It's gotta be a hundred degrees out here and I'm running on empty!</line>
  <line start="150" end="185" speaker="gunhaver">Come on, Fightgar! Just a little further!</line>
  <line start="190" end="269" speaker="gunhaver">The secret entrance to Blue Laser's secret desert headquarters has to be in this secret desert somewhere!</line>
  <line start="275" end="319" speaker="silentrip">You'd think so, but are we even sure they <i>have</i> a desert hideout?</line>
  <line start="325" end="379" speaker="gunhaver">I think I remember hearing something about it on the...news...</line>
  <line start="385" end="439" speaker="commander">The Cheat Commandos will never find our desert headquarters,</line>
  <line start="445" end="491" speaker="commander">since we relocated to my nana's backyard!</line>
  <line start="538" end="549" speaker="bluelaser">The burgers are done, sir.</line>
  <line start="555" end="569" speaker="commander">Fantastic!</line>
  <line start="590" end="619" speaker="fightgar">Are we there yet? I'm tired.</line>
  <line start="625" end="659" speaker="gunhaver">Me too. We need some energy fast!</line>
  <line start="662" end="699" speaker="silentrip">Look! It's that guy! That flies that plane!</line>
  <line start="705" end="744" speaker="commander">Look out below, Geronimo! Hee hee ha ha!</line>
  <line start="767" end="781" speaker="all">We're saved!</line>
  <line start="795" end="879" speaker="gunhaver">Sugar-crunchy Cheat Commandos...O's Sugar Cereal! Part of this nutritious breakfast!</line>

  <line start="885" end="949" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">New Cheat Commandos...O's...O'sy O's...sugar cereal, is a delicious part of this complete delicious breakfast!</line>
  <line start="955" end="974" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">And take some vitamins, too!</line>
  <line start="980" end="1014" speaker="commander">Which one of you ate the last bratwurst?!</line>
  <line start="1015" end="1074" speaker="gunhaver">Nice try, Blue Laser! This party is busted!</line>
  <line start="1075" end="1089" speaker="commander">What the crap?!</line>
  <line start="1095" end="1149" speaker="all">Sugar-crunchy Cheat Commandos...O's Sugar Cereal!</line>
  <line start="1155" end="1194" speaker="commander">Well that's...just...great!</line>
  <line start="1200" end="1228" speaker="silentrip">Cheat Commandos...O's...</line>
  <line start="1229" end="1244" speaker="all">Rock, rock on!</line>
  <line start="1245" end="1259" speaker="commander">I hate you!</line>
  <line start="1270" end="1329" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">And now, try Cheat Commandos...O's, with Fluffy Puff Marshmallows...O's.</line>
  <line start="1335" end="1367" speaker="marshie">Ser-G-Geant Marshie reporting for duty, sir!</line>
  <line start="1373" end="1419" speaker="gunhaver">Will somebody get this flying cottonball outta my face?</line>
  <line start="1420" end="1499" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Cheat Commandos...O's, Ridiculous Breakfast... "Buy all our playsets and toys!"</line>
  <line start="1525" end="1599" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Kids, get a free Ser-G-Geant Marshie action figure! Just send in five dollars, twenty-five proofs of purchase, and five dollars shipping and handling!</line>
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