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My real username is "x-Spider2". The 'x' has been capitalized for some reason.

Well, for a start, I'm a highschool student in Sydney, Australia, I'm deeply into computers and what the future holds for them, and I'm very interested in this Macromedia Flash game called "N".

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My fave SBEmails

My favorite Strong Bad E-mails are as follows (super-favorites are in bold and minor favorites in italic, groups will be expanded if required):

• sisters
• helium
• techno and your friends
• 50 emails through island
• japanese cartoon and dragon
• fingers
• unused emails
• caper
• 2 years through sibbie (privileges, funny)
• couch patch
• caffeine
• different town through other days (replacement, crying)
• pizzaz
• time capsule through radio (extra plug, montage, virus)
• dreamail
• rock opera through bottom 10 (best thing, long pants, rampage, garage sale, do over, modeling)
• highschool through whichever one is the latest email!

My ideal email transcript (partly derived from do over)

{Strong Bad is shown at his Lappy.}

STRONG BAD: {to the rhythm of the first to bars of the serenade from "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik"} E...mail, e...mail, email, email, email.

{He reads this email:}

Subject: Account & IP blocked out

Dear Mr. Bad,

I am a message from the wiki, NOT from iQ.^[1]

Your user account and IP address have both been blocked out of the wiki. If you want to re-register, please remove your user-page and user-subpages and email "It's dot com" about unblocking your account and IP.

Well, goodbye,

The wiki (not iQ)*

STRONG BAD: {typing} WHAT? You're not the wiki. You're obviously Foxtel^[2] iQ.^[1] That's the worst way to pull that prank that I've ever seen! Man, is this a new low for you guys. {clears screen} Are any of you guys TRYING to get fired? Cause at this rate, it's obviously gonna happen, cause you're giving yourselves away too easily. Maybe without even knowing it, too. {Zoom out to the area behind Strong Bad.} But I have just the thing for you... {stops typing, starts banging his fist on the screen} DON'T! EVER! DisGUISE! YourSELF! As The WIKI! AGAIN! PARSLEY! SAGE! RoseMARY! And THYME!

{Strong Mad walks up and glares menacingly at Strong Bad.}

STRONG MAD: DON'T HURT THE WIKI!!!

STRONG BAD: No, big guy, that's not the wiki. That's iQ!^[1] From Foxtel!^[2]

{Cut back to the Lappy. Another email appears on screen. Strong Bad reads it:}

Subject: you've got it all wrong

Meedley mee! I'm from the wiki! I'm not from Foxtel!^[2] Would you like to see what we have in stock?

STRONG BAD: {typing} Uh, The Wiki's not an online shop, you know...

{Offscreen, Strong Mad picks Strong Bad up by the leg. All we can see is Strong Bad's silhouette and what it isn't blocking of the Lappy.}

STRONG BAD: Whoa!

{Strong Mad starts shaking Strong Bad.}

STRONG MAD: {still offscreen} THE WIKI IS SO AN ONLINE SHOP!!!

{As he shakes Strong Bad, coins fall out onto the Lappy's CD tray, which then closes after it's collected $3.77.}

STRONG BAD: Strong Mad! Put me down! You're making a terrible stnank!

{Another email appears on screen, along with a ding, but Strong Bad doesn't get to read it because Strong Mad is still shaking him. Although it's gone offscreen, we can still hear them arguing. The message reads:}

Subject: $3.77 tip

Thank you for tipping us $3.77, Mr. Bad.

From the wiki (not iQ)^[1]

{After a short pause, cut back to the broader area in front the Lappy. Homestar is walking past and stops in front of the Lappy.}

HOMESTAR: {yelling} Hey, guys, what are you arguing over? {stops yelling, looks down between his feet} Ooh, coins.

{Homestar kneels down and starts pecking at the coins on the floor. After a few seconds, he stops, and his face starts turning green.}

HOMESTAR: Uh-oh. {grabs Strong Bad's puke pail and vomits into it} Oh, man. That's another fantasy that didn't work out. Oh, crap. I think I'm sick now. {grabs the phone and dials} Hospital, please.

{Cut to the kitchen, where Strong Mad is still shaking Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: Strong Mad, I assure you, that's Foxtel^[2] iQ!^[1]

{Strong Mad lets go of Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: Look, I'll show you.

{Cut back to the room with the Lappy in it. Homestar isn't there anymore. Strong Bad and Strong Mad come in.}

STRONG BAD: If that first email was from the wiki, why can I still edit pages on it? Huh?

{Short pause.}

STRONG MAD: GOOD QUESTION!!!

{Fade to a black screen. The words "Meanwhile, at the hospital..." quickly fade in, and then back out. Cut to the hospital, where Homestar is lying in a patient bed.}

HOMESTAR: Oh, man. This is awful. Especially the fact that I'll have to explain to Marzipan. When she hears about this, she might break up with me!

{The doctor, who is actually Bubs, walks in.}

BUBS: How'd this happen, Homestar?

HOMESTAR: I can't remember. I think I've got amnesia, too.

External links

• Email me
• Read my LiveJournal
• N links:
  • N Info
  • Download N now:
    • Win (.zip)
    • Mac (.dmg.zip/.sit)
    • Linux (.tar.gz)
  • N @ Wikia
  • View my maps on NUMA (Remember that "N" game I was talking about? Well, to use these maps, you'll have to download it. The newest version (1.4) is not available for online play, only 1.2!)
• 30sec movie re-enactments by bunnies at AngryAlien & Starz On Demand (Warning: re-enactments mainly include M-rated movies)