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| - | [[Image:tgs-uglyone.PNG|thumb|right|150px|Bad glasses, nice dress, suspect hygiene]]
| + | Greetings from Dr. Who!! Wish you was here!!! If you ban me, I'll just go vandalize someone else's wiki! Have you got one? You could be next!!! |
| - | [[Image:Kiddie_Ugly_One.PNG|thumb|right|150px|Boy or girl? We'll never tell.]]
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| - | [[Image:The ugly one_color.png|thumb|right|150px|Ugly, and colorized!]]
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| - | [[Image:Modestly hot the ugly one.png|thumb|right|200px|It's Makey-Outey Time!]]
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| - | ==Biography==
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| - | '''The Ugly One''' is the ugly-looking member of the [[Teen Girl Squad]] whose "real" name is either Virginia, Joy, Jennifer, or The. Despite her [[Wikipedia:ugliness|ugliness]], suspect [[Wikipedia:hygiene|hygiene]] and [[Wikipedia:psoriasis|psoriasis]], she seems to be better-liked within the Squad than [[What's Her Face]].
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| - | The Ugly One is portrayed as a mindless follower of Cheerleader, and appears both dimmer and slightly more eccentric than the other girls (one of her introductory lines describes her as being "actually crazy"). She is readily included in the Squad's [[Cheerleader]]-led activities, such as shopping, spring break vacation, and jumping into a [[Lions|lion]]'s mouth.
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| - | She is fond of the popular yogurt topping [[Wikipedia:Sprinkles|jimmies]] and has a crush on every boy. Despite the strength of her crushes, she has difficulty acting on them; in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] she stuck her head in the [[Wikipedia:sand|sand]] rather than converse with the [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olda Boys|olda boys]].
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| - | As with the rest of the Squad, The Ugly One has suffered a variety of horrible fates. She has been ARROWED, swooped, MSG'd, TWO'd, and YOU'RE NOT'd. She has also endured two "triple attacks" : in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]], she is FLOOR TOMMED, STEP-MOMMED, and POM-POMMED?, while in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] she is first hit by a tree branch, then the entire tree, and then the tree catches on fire.
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| - | To date, she's also the only one of the girls with a known biological parent: [[Manolios Ugly One]].
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| - | ===Remarks===
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| - | *She also appears in the [[404'd]] page, where she feels the pain of the Internet browser.
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| - | *She slapped [[The King of Town]] in the email "[[virus]]" about nine times or so.
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| - | ===Pre-K Version===
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| - | In Pre-K, there is some confusion over whether she's a boy or girl.
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| - | ===New Hotness===
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| - | For her Sweet Someteen birthday bash in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]], The Ugly One received a massive makeover, which caused [[Strong Bad]] to (a) "save" her from [[Arrow'd Guy]], (b) insert himself into the issue as a well-muscled construction worker so that he could make out with her, and (c) actually make out with the piece of paper that contained her cartoon. [[The Brothers Chaps|The Brothers' Chaps]] nickname for The Ugly One after her makeover is The "[[Sketchbook|Hotgly One]]".
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| - | ==Defining Traits==
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| - | * hygiene?
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| - | * psoriasis
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| - | * prepaid lunch
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| - | * wears a three-piece bathing suit
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| - | * wants to be [[Cheerleader]]
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| - | * doesn't "look so good"
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| - | * is actually crazy
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| - | * is on the drill team
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| - | * listens to pinebark
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| - | * boy or girl?
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| - | * parking deck?
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| - | * gnarly nursing home green
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| - | * is in love with [[Wikipedia:Liquid paper|liquid paper]]
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| - | ==Hurt and/or Killed by==
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| - | *Arrows ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1]], [[404'd|404 error page]])
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| - | *Being swooped by [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#The Vulture and the Bat|a vulture]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2]])
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| - | *Monosodium Glutamate (MSG) ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]])
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| - | *YOU'RE NOT potatoes ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]])
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| - | *Sticking her head in sand ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]])
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| - | *Falling into the [[Arrow'd Guy|The Arrow'd Guy's]] mouth ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]])
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| - | *Being floor tommed, step-mommed, and [[Pom Pom|Pom-Pommed]] ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]])
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| - | *Being smashed by a spontaneously-combusting tree ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]])
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| - | *Being eaten by a carnivorous plant ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]])
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| - | ==Filmography==
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| - | *'''Debut:''' Email [[comic]]
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| - | *[[:Category:The Ugly One Filmography|Complete Filmography]]
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| - | {{Teen Girl Squad}}
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| - | [[Category:Teen Girl Squad Characters|Ugly One, The]]
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Greetings from Dr. Who!! Wish you was here!!! If you ban me, I'll just go vandalize someone else's wiki! Have you got one? You could be next!!!
