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Revision as of 06:46, 16 November 2005 (edit) President Cold One (Talk | contribs) ← Older edit		Revision as of 19:57, 18 November 2005 (edit) (undo) Sir Strong Bad (Talk | contribs) (An electronic answer to your inquiry!) Newer edit →
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	Thanks, AbdiViklas, but I already saw that one.		Thanks, AbdiViklas, but I already saw that one.
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		+	== An electronic answer to your inquiry! ==
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		+	The Office Buffoon, eh? '''Stop'''
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		+	Yes, the office buffoon is clever foe. '''Stop'''
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		+	But '''Sir Strong Bad''' is clever...er! '''Stop'''
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		+	The office buffoon can be dealt with in 2 different manners. '''Stop'''
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		+	1: Keep his mouth full with '''Sir Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders'''! '''Stop'''
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		+	Or 2: Have the '''Strong Man''' bludgeon him with a ground exhuming device! '''Stop'''
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		+	Either of those two strategies should keep the office buffoon out of your domecile for good! '''Stop'''
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		+	Dapperly yours,
		+	[[User:WrestleMan|WrestleMan]], A.K.A. '''Sir Strong Bad'''

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Revision as of 19:57, 18 November 2005

I'm not really NEW around here, but this is the first time I've posted an edit of any kind using a username here on the HRWiki. My biggest contribution thus far was the Coach Z Easter Egg from Halloween Potion-ma-jig.

Anyways, hello everyone.

Cheat Commandos! Rock, rock on!

Contents 1 How Do YOU Deal With the Office Dullard? 2 Images 3 Welcome! 4 An electronic answer to your inquiry!

How Do YOU Deal With the Office Dullard?

Here's a method I came up with, similar to one of Strong Bad's.

Keep a cell phone on your desk, programmed to your office number and extension, if you have one. Whenever the office dullard approaches, press the "Send" button on your cell phone. This will cause your office or cubicle phone to ring. Answer it, then pretend you just answered the phone and are talking to someone very important. Since the dullard will have heard the phone ring, he won't be able to think you're bluffing, as long as you make your end of the conversation sound natural.

Another variation of the theme is to have it programmed to the dullard's phone number. That way, he'll hear HIS phone ring and will have to run all the way back to his office/cubicle to answer it. Make sure you hang up your cell phone before he gets there.

So, there's mine. Now, what's YOUR method for dealing with the Office Dullard?

Images

We use PNG format for images around here instead of JPG, to avoid compression artifacts. Although you obviously know what you're doing, since you uploaded and linked to an image and all that, I'm gonna go ahead and hit you wit' my welcome template, since it has all the choicest, most helpful links in one place. The relevant part, in particular, is HRWiki:Standards#Screenshot.

Welcome!

DELETED!

Thanks, AbdiViklas, but I already saw that one.

An electronic answer to your inquiry!

The Office Buffoon, eh? Stop

Yes, the office buffoon is clever foe. Stop

But Sir Strong Bad is clever...er! Stop

The office buffoon can be dealt with in 2 different manners. Stop

1: Keep his mouth full with Sir Strong Bad's Flavor Taste Style Chewing Powders! Stop

Or 2: Have the Strong Man bludgeon him with a ground exhuming device! Stop

Either of those two strategies should keep the office buffoon out of your domecile for good! Stop

Dapperly yours, WrestleMan, A.K.A. Sir Strong Bad