Slightly Shotgunned Compy
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You want how much? That's preposterous! What kind of shady Bubs business you runnin' here, anyways? A Bubsness? Why, I've got half a mind to report you, mister! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You want how much? That's preposterous! What kind of shady Bubs business you runnin' here, anyways? A Bubsness? Why, I've got half a mind to report you, mister! | ||
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'''BUBS:''' ''{humming as he appears from the back of the stand}'' Doo doo doo...alright. I'm back. | '''BUBS:''' ''{humming as he appears from the back of the stand}'' Doo doo doo...alright. I'm back. | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Nothing. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh. Nothing. | ||
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'''BUBS:''' Who were you just talkin' to? | '''BUBS:''' Who were you just talkin' to? | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, nobody. Everybody. Strong...Mad. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, nobody. Everybody. Strong...Mad. | ||
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'''BUBS:''' Strong Mad was up here? Where'd he go? | '''BUBS:''' Strong Mad was up here? Where'd he go? | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubsy, I'm not gonna lie to ya. He flew away. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bubsy, I'm not gonna lie to ya. He flew away. | ||
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'''BUBS:''' Homestar, did you come up here for a reason? | '''BUBS:''' Homestar, did you come up here for a reason? | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, freedom? | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, freedom? | ||
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'''BUBS:''' What? | '''BUBS:''' What? | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Liberty. I mean, savings. Milk. Eggs. A low-priced automobile. | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Liberty. I mean, savings. Milk. Eggs. A low-priced automobile. | ||
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'''BUBS:''' Well, why didn't you say so? I got one right here. Just in. Fresh from the factory goodness. | '''BUBS:''' Well, why didn't you say so? I got one right here. Just in. Fresh from the factory goodness. | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looks from Bubs to the shotgunned Compy, then back again}'' ''{frowns}'' Bubs, are you trying to sell me a lemon? | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looks from Bubs to the shotgunned Compy, then back again}'' ''{frowns}'' Bubs, are you trying to sell me a lemon? | ||
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'''BUBS:''' Homestar, I'm not gonna lie to ya. You're not gonna find a better deal. | '''BUBS:''' Homestar, I'm not gonna lie to ya. You're not gonna find a better deal. | ||
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{happily}'' Sold! Sold! Sold! | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{happily}'' Sold! Sold! Sold! | ||
Revision as of 08:45, 22 November 2004
As of 12:05 AM on Monday, Nov 22, the Compy has a piece of paper taped over its hole with the list of e-mails on it.
If you wait for about 8 seconds after loading the page, you can hear and see a little conversation between Bubs and Homestar. It appears that Homestar is buying the busted Compy from Bubs in this little cartoon.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: You want how much? That's preposterous! What kind of shady Bubs business you runnin' here, anyways? A Bubsness? Why, I've got half a mind to report you, mister!
BUBS: {humming as he appears from the back of the stand} Doo doo doo...alright. I'm back.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh. Nothing.
BUBS: Who were you just talkin' to?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um, nobody. Everybody. Strong...Mad.
BUBS: Strong Mad was up here? Where'd he go?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Bubsy, I'm not gonna lie to ya. He flew away.
BUBS: Homestar, did you come up here for a reason?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um, freedom?
BUBS: What?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Liberty. I mean, savings. Milk. Eggs. A low-priced automobile.
BUBS: Well, why didn't you say so? I got one right here. Just in. Fresh from the factory goodness.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {looks from Bubs to the shotgunned Compy, then back again} {frowns} Bubs, are you trying to sell me a lemon?
BUBS: Homestar, I'm not gonna lie to ya. You're not gonna find a better deal.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {happily} Sold! Sold! Sold!
