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| - | [[Image:sbemail.png|right|thumb|200px|Strong Bad checks his email.]]
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| - | [[Strong Bad]]'s emails are the most updated feature of the Homestar Runner website. Most of the inside jokes on the website (e.g., the [[Floppy Disk Container]]) come from here. A few characters were even created here!
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| - | == The Strong Bad Emails ==
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| - | *[[Strong Bad Email By Name]]
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| - | *[[Strong Bad Email By Place]]
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| - | <table width="100%">
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| - | 118. [[virus]] <br />
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| - | 117. [[montage]] <br />
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| - | 116. [[extra plug]] <br />
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| - | 115. [[time capsule]] <br />
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| - | 114. [[the facts]] <br />
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| - | 113. [[pizzaz]] <br />
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| - | 112. [[old comics]] <br />
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| - | 111. [[other days]] <br />
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| - | 110. [[for kids]] <br />
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| - | 109. [[crying]] <br />
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| - | 108. [[pom pom]] <br />
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| - | 107. [[cheatday]] <br />
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| - | 106. [[dangeresque 3]] <br />
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| - | 105. [[replacement]] <br />
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| - | 104. [[theme park]] <br />
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| - | 103. [[haircut]] <br />
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| - | 102. [[lunch special]] <br />
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| - | 101. [[car]] <br />
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| - | 100. [[flashback]] <br />
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| - | 99. [[different town]] <br />
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| - | 98. [[stupid stuff]] <br />
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| - | 97. [[monument]] <br />
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| - | 96. [[lackey]] <br />
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| - | 95. [[the bet]] <br />
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| - | 94. [[video games]] <br />
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| - | 93. [[army]] <br />
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| - | 92. [[kind of cool]] <br />
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| - | 91. [[caffeine]] <br />
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| - | 90. [[colonization]] <br />
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| - | 89. [[local news]] <br />
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| - | 88. [[couch patch]] <br />
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| - | 87. [[mile]] <br />
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| - | 86. [[no loafing]] <br />
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| - | 85. [[2 years]] <br />
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| - | 84. [[kids' book]] <br />
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| - | 83. [[labor day]] <br />
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| - | 82. [[impression]] <br />
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| - | 81. [[date]] <br />
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| - | 80. [[stunt double]] <br />
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| - | 79. [[the process]]
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| - | 78. [[anything]] <br />
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| - | 77. [[suntan]] <br />
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| - | 76. [[sibbie]] <br />
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| - | 75. [[funny]] <br />
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| - | 74. [[privileges]] <br />
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| - | 73. [[mascot]] <br />
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| - | 72. [[crazy cartoon]] <br />
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| - | 71. [[2 emails]] <br />
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| - | 70. [[big white face]] <br />
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| - | 69. [[personal favorites]] <br />
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| - | 68. [[caper]] <br />
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| - | 67. [[autobiography]] <br />
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| - | 66. [[the show]] <br />
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| - | 65. [[unused emails]] <br />
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| - | 64. [[english paper]] <br />
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| - | 63. [[fingers]] <br />
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| - | 62. [[interview]] <br />
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| - | 61. [[monster truck]] <br />
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| - | 60. [[huttah!]] <br />
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| - | 59. [[marzipan (email)|marzipan]] <br />
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| - | 58. [[dragon]] <br />
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| - | 57. [[japanese cartoon]] <br />
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| - | 56. [[current status]] <br />
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| - | 55. [[cheat talk]] <br />
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| - | 54. [[morning routine]] <br />
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| - | 53. [[comic]] <br />
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| - | 52. [[island]] <br />
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| - | 51. [[website]] <br />
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| - | 50. [[50 emails]] <br />
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| - | 49. [[theme party]] <br />
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| - | 48. [[ghosts]] <br />
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| - | 47. [[new hands]] <br />
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| - | 46. [[your friends]] <br />
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| - | 45. [[techno]] <br />
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| - | 44. [[lures & jigs]] <br />
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| - | 43. [[little questions]] <br />
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| - | 42. [[action figure]] <br />
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| - | 41. [[invisibility]] <br />
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| - | 40. [[vacation]]
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| - | 39. [[property of ones]] <br />
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| - | 38. [[helium]] <br />
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| - | 37. [[dullard]] <br />
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| - | 36. [[guitar]] <br />
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| - | 35. [[sisters]] <br />
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| - | 34. [[weird dream]] <br />
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| - | 33. [[gimmicks]] <br />
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| - | 32. [[flag day]] <br />
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| - | 31. [[sugarbob]] <br />
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| - | 30. [[12:00]] <br />
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| - | 29. [[superhero name]] <br />
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| - | 28. [[1 step ahead]] <br />
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| - | 27. [[3 Wishes]] <br />
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| - | 26. [[CGNU]] <br />
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| - | 25. [[super powers]] <br />
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| - | 24. [[the bird]] <br />
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| - | 23. [[little animal]] <br />
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| - | 22. [[sb_email 22]] <br />
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| - | 21. [[cartoon]] <br />
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| - | 20. [[spring cleaning]] <br />
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| - | 19. [[tape-leg]] <br />
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| - | 18. [[stand-up]] <br />
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| - | 17. [[studying]] <br />
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| - | 16. [[band names]] <br />
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| - | 15. [[the basics]] <br />
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| - | 14. [[duck pond]] <br />
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| - | 13. [[i she be]] <br />
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| - | 12. [[credit card]] <br />
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| - | 11. [[i rule]] <br />
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| - | 10. [[trevor the vampire]] <br />
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| - | 9. [[i love you]] <br />
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| - | 8. [[brianrietta]] <br />
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| - | 7. [[halloweener]] <br />
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| - | 6. [[depressio]] <br />
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| - | 5. [[making out]] <br />
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| - | 4. [[homestar hair]] <br />
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| - | 3. [[butt IQ]] <br />
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| - | 2. [[homsar (email)|homsar]] <br />
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| - | 1. [[some kinda robot]]
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| - | </td>
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| - | </table>
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| - | == Not Quite Strong Bad Emails ==
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| - | The following shorts were originally associated in one way or another with the Strong Bad Emails. They are numbered by halves to show where they appeared chronologically in the list above. Number 99½ is not linked to from anywhere on the site, while the others do appear on the Shorts menu in the [[Toons]] section.
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| - | 99½. [[Not the 100th Email!!!]] <br />
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| - | 68½. [[Lookin at a Thing in a Bag]] <br />
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| - | 66½. [[Arcade Game]]
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| - | == DVD Emails ==
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| - | The following emails only appear on the [[strongbad_email.exe]] DVD set.
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| - | [[Greeting Cards]]<br>
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| - | [[E-mail Birds]]<br>
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| - | [[Videro Games]]
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| - | == Strong Bad Email Raps ==
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| - | The rap is the ditty Strong Bad does on the E-mail menu page.
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| - | ===Current Email Rap===
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| - | * S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well!<!--Attention editors that may think that "Norman" should be changed to "normal": Norman Rockwell (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_Rockwell) was an early 20th century American painter. Get it? It's a play on words. See the talk page for details.-->
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| - | ===Previous Known Raps===
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| - | * Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail clients. Huzzah!
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| - | * Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it!
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| - | (On June 22, 2004 a click-and-drag scroll bar was added to this edition of the e-mail menu page.)
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| - | * Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu100.swf Listen]<br>
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| - | * I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? What!? (sounds like Wuh!) [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu95.swf Listen]<br>
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| - | * The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu90.swf Listen]<br>
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| - | * Chew-it chew-it scroll buttons! Chew-it chew-it rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu84_TGS4.swf Listen]<br>
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| - | * Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu80_3.swf Listen]<br>
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| - | (Around mid-2003, "updated mondays" was replaced with "updated somedays.")
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| - | * '''Coach Z''': And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack.<br>'''Strong Bad''': Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu80_1.swf Listen]<br>
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| - | * Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu69.swf Listen]<br>
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| - | * Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons 2.0. [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu59.swf Listen]<br>
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| - | * Scroll-a buh-tone-es! [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu58.swf Listen]<br>
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| - | * Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities.<br>
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| - | * 'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good.<br>
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| - | * Scroll buttons. What is UP?
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| - | * Scroll buttons.. you guys okay? [http://e2tl.playvectrex.com/jingles/sbemail_menu38.swf Listen]<br>
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| - | * Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together<br>
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| - | * Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons.
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| - | ===Listen===
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| - | You can find mirrors of the old raps at http://members.lycos.co.uk/superferret111/swf/sbemail/
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| - | == Strong Bad Email Page Titles ==
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| - | * '''1-33''' ''except 5, 6, 20 and 22'': TANDY 400!!! (The computer Strong Bad uses for these emails.)
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| - | ** 5 (making out): Frampton's Camel
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| - | ** 6 (depressio): Tandy 500!!
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| - | ** 20 (spring cleaning): Mandy 400!! (Strong Bad does some spring cleaning.)
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| - | ** 22 (sb_email 22): The Lost Email! (It was censored)
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| - | * 34 (weird dream): Tangerine Dreams!! (Strong Bad's Tandy is broken so he uses The Cheat's computer)
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| - | * 35 (sisters): Tandy 400: The Big Comeback!! (Strong Bad returns to using his Tandy 400)
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| - | * 36-38 (guitar, dullard, helium): Tandy 400: Still Broken. (Strong Bad is still using his Tandy 400, but it's messed up.)
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| - | * 39-40 (property of ones, vacation): Tandy 400: Still Bloke.
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| - | * 41 (invisibility): The Last Stand(y) of the Tandy 400. (Strong Bad replaces his Tandy 400 with a Compy 386.)
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| - | * '''42-current''', ''except 50, 66½, 68½, 70, 99½, and 118'': Compy 386!! (Strong Bad's current computer.)<!--Attention editors! Please wait until next week to find out what happens to the Compy 386! As of right now, it is still the current computer.-->
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| - | ** 50 (50 emails): Lordy, Lordy! Look who's over there! (It's his fiftieth email.)
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| - | ** 66½ (Arcade Game): Quite Exciting This Computer Magic! (Strong Bad gets a new arcade game.)
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| - | ** 68½ (Lookin at a Thing in a Bag): T-TV, TV Show! (referring to the background music during this. It's not an email, but that's still a weird title.)
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| - | ** 70 (big white face): Compy 086!! (reference to the old Macintosh screen Strong Bad uses.)
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| - | ** 99½ (Not the 100th Email!!!): Not the 100th Email!!!
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| - | ** 118 (virus): Compy 386??
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| - | == External Links ==
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| - | *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html Strong Bad Email menu]
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| - | *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.swf View the flash file for Strong Bad Email Menu]
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| - | [[Category: Strong Bad Email]][[Category: Lists]]
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