Puppet Time

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''{Homestar Runner walks in to Strong Bad's computer room, holding a damaged tape. Compy 386 is off and there is a note attached to the screen.}''
''{Homestar Runner walks in to Strong Bad's computer room, holding a damaged tape. Compy 386 is off and there is a note attached to the screen.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad? Strong Bad, I brought back your tape of old Mister Wizards! Okay, I'll just leave it on the floor. ''{He drops the tape, a smashing sound is heard. He sees the note.}'' ''{dramatically}'' A note! ''{turns to the camera}'' A note! ''{reading}'' 'Probably at a barbecue...with lotsa ladies! SB.' ''{mischeviously}'' Oh, really?
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad? Strong Bad, I brought back your tape of old Mister Wizards! Okay, I'll just leave it on the floor.  
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''{runs across the stage with a milk carton}'' Strong Bad! I'm borrowing this milk for an undisclosed period of time!
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''{He drops the tape, a smashing sound is heard. He sees the note.}''
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''{runs across again, now with a squeegee}'' Strong Bad! I'm borrowing this squeegee-type-deal!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''  ''{dramatically}'' A note! ''{turns to the camera}'' A note! ''{reading}'' 'Probably at a barbecue...with lotsa ladies! SB.' ''{mischeviously}'' Oh, really?
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''{runs across again with a guitar}'' Taking the guitar!
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''{Homestar runs out of the shot to the left, then enters again with a quart-size dairy carton.}''  
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''{struggling with a TV set}'' The TV! ''{he drops it}'' Phew!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Strong Bad! I'm borrowing this milk for an undisclosed period of time! ''{runs across again, now with a squeegee}'' Strong Bad! I'm borrowing this squeegee-type-deal! ''{runs across again with an electric guitar}'' Taking the guitar! ''{struggling with a TV set}'' The TV! ''{he drops it}'' Phew!
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''{enters again, carrying an Atari 2600, but this time The Cheat is also there, carrying Strong Bad's keyboard; the monitor has already gone}'' Hey Strong Bad- ''{The Cheat squeaks}'' Oh! The Cheat!
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''{Homestar enters again, carrying an Atari 2600, but this time he meets The Cheat coming the other way, carrying Strong Bad's keyboard; the monitor has already gone.}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{makes The Cheat noises that sound like he is saying "Whatcha doing?"}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey Strong Bad-
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{exclamation}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''  Oh! The Cheat!
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I was just, um, doing nothing, with... nothing that belongs to Strong Bad.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I was just, um, doing nothing, with... nothing that belongs to Strong Bad.
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{makes The Cheat noises that sound like he is saying "I'm taking his keyboard."}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, you too, huh?
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{"Uh-huh"-type noise}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, you too, huh? ''{The Cheat squeaks}'' Cool, um, I'm going to... run away, now... pretty quickly.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Cool, um, I'm going to... run away, now... pretty quickly.
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''{Homestar Runner and The Cheat run off in opposite directions. Shortly after it goes black, The Cheat appears again from the right and grabs Strong Bad's Floppy Disk Container.}''
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''{Homestar Runner and The Cheat run off, each in the direction he came from, as The Cheat exclaims. The screen goes black momentarily, but then the shot returns for a moment as The Cheat leans in from the right and swipes Strong Bad's Floppy Disk Container.}''
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'''THE CHEAT:''' {makes The Cheat noise that sound like he is saying "Mine!"}
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'''THE CHEAT:''' {The Cheat exclamation}
== Fun Facts ==
== Fun Facts ==

Revision as of 07:52, 20 October 2005

The Atari 2600 is his!

Homestar "borrows" a "couple" of things from Strong Bad.

Cast (in order of appearance): Puppet Homestar Runner, Puppet The Cheat

Date: March 8, 2004

Running Time: 1:11

Page Title: Puppet Time

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Transcript

{Homestar Runner walks in to Strong Bad's computer room, holding a damaged tape. Compy 386 is off and there is a note attached to the screen.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Strong Bad? Strong Bad, I brought back your tape of old Mister Wizards! Okay, I'll just leave it on the floor.

{He drops the tape, a smashing sound is heard. He sees the note.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {dramatically} A note! {turns to the camera} A note! {reading} 'Probably at a barbecue...with lotsa ladies! SB.' {mischeviously} Oh, really?

{Homestar runs out of the shot to the left, then enters again with a quart-size dairy carton.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Strong Bad! I'm borrowing this milk for an undisclosed period of time! {runs across again, now with a squeegee} Strong Bad! I'm borrowing this squeegee-type-deal! {runs across again with an electric guitar} Taking the guitar! {struggling with a TV set} The TV! {he drops it} Phew!

{Homestar enters again, carrying an Atari 2600, but this time he meets The Cheat coming the other way, carrying Strong Bad's keyboard; the monitor has already gone.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey Strong Bad-

THE CHEAT: {exclamation}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh! The Cheat!

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I was just, um, doing nothing, with... nothing that belongs to Strong Bad.

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, you too, huh?

THE CHEAT: {"Uh-huh"-type noise}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Cool, um, I'm going to... run away, now... pretty quickly.

{Homestar Runner and The Cheat run off, each in the direction he came from, as The Cheat exclaims. The screen goes black momentarily, but then the shot returns for a moment as The Cheat leans in from the right and swipes Strong Bad's Floppy Disk Container.}

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat exclamation}

Fun Facts

Inside References

  • Homestar borrowing things from Strong Bad is a reference to 50 emails.

Real-World References

  • Mr. Wizard is the pseudonym of Don Herbert. He was the host of the children's television program Mr. Wizard which ran on-and-off from the 1950s until the 1990s. The show featured Herbert and a young assistant performing interesting science experiments.
  • The milk carton that Homestar borrows appears to be a Winn-Dixie brand of Half And Half, not milk. Winn-Dixie is a supermarket chain based in Jacksonville, Florida with stores throughout the south-eastern United States.

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