Strumstar Hammer

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Strumstar Hammer is a revised version of the Original Book, made by Strong Bad in the email "kids' book."

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Mr. Bland, The Robot, Señor, The Announcer, The Grape Fairie

The Story

Image	Text
File:Strumstar Hammer pg1.png	Everybody loves. the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg2.png	One day, his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg3.png	The Homestar Runner agreed, and the two trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg4.jpg	On the way to the contest, another competitor, Strong Bad, made fun of them. "I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!"
File:Strumstar Hammer pg5.jpg
File:Strumstar Hammer pg6.jpg
File:Strumstar Hammer pg7.jpg	Upon their arrival, the rules were explained: The Grape Fairie starts everyone off with twenty grapes, then adds one at a time. Whoever holds the most grapes, wins.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg8.jpg	The Grape Fairie granted each of them twenty grapes.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg9.jpg	Mr. Bland did not hold up.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg10.jpg	The Grape Fairie added another grape.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg11.jpg	Señor was NOT the strongest man in the world.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg12.jpg	Suddenly, the Robot shut down and dropped his grapes. Homestar knew something was up.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg13.jpg	There were only three contestants left. Another grape was added.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg14.jpg	Homestar noticed that Strong Bad was getting some extra help. "I will drop my grapes and uncover that CHEAT!"
File:Strumstar Hammer pg15.jpg	The Homestar Runner yanked the cheat out from under the pile of grapes. "OH NO!" screamed Strong Bad.
File:Strumstar Hammer pg16.jpg	Strong Bad was squished and Pom-Pom won.
	Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, Pom-Pom shared the trophy.

Fun Facts

Goofs

• Strong Bad spells the word "comode"; the proper spelling is "commode."

Real-World References

• Strong Bad mentions the "original line-up of The Beatles," plus "WATCH OUT PETE BEST!" Pete Best was the original drummer for The Beatles, replaced early on by Ringo Starr.

External Links

• view Strumstar Hammer
• watch the email where it came from, "kids' book"
• view the Flash file of the email where it came from, "kids' book"