Strong Bad Email

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Strong Bad checks his email.

Strong Bad's emails are the most updated feature of the Homestar Runner website. Most of the inside jokes on the website (e.g., the Floppy Disk Container) come from here. A few characters were even created here!

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70. big white face
69. personal favorites
68. caper
67. autobiography
66. the show
65. unused emails
64. english paper
63. fingers
62. interview
61. monster truck
60. huttah!
59. marzipan
58. dragon
57. japanese cartoon
56. current status
55. cheat talk
54. morning routine
53. comic
52. island
51. website
50. 50 emails
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32. flag day
31. sugarbob
30. 12:00
29. superhero name
28. 1 step ahead
27. 3 Wishes
26. CGNU
25. super powers
24. the bird
23. little animal
22. sb_email 22
21. cartoon
20. spring cleaning
19. tape-leg
18. stand-up
17. studying
16. band names
15. the basics
14. duck pond
13. i she be
12. credit card
11. i rule
10. trevor the vampire
9. i love you
8. brianrietta
7. halloweener
6. depressio
5. making out
4. homestar hair
3. butt IQ
2. homsar
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HAXORED BY TIEJAZ!!!

DUDE, TIEJAZ OWND YOU

Contents

Strong Bad Email Raps

The rap is the ditty Strong Bad does on the E-mail menu page.

Current Email Rap

  • Scroll buttons and The Lappy, together at last. How you eva' learn to scriggy-scroll so fast? View

Previous Raps

  • S to the C, R O double L! My name is not Norman, but still I rock well! Listen

(All raps below are also collected on the DVD strongbad_email.exe.)

  • Huzzah, on the mic I'm droppin' scrollable science, and I'm scrollin' through the 'hood with my e-mail clients. Huzzah! Listen
  • Hold it. Control it. And buttons, come on, let's see you scroll it! Listen

(On June 22, 2004 a click-and-drag scroll bar was added to this edition of the e-mail menu page.)

  • Dear scroll buttons, let's not mince words. I love you guys! Listen
  • I keep my buttons on scroll and all the ladies in check, did you find the spare key to my apartment yet? What. (sounds like Wuh!) Listen
  • The scroll, the scroll, the buttons, the buttons, scrolling so smooth like the butter on a muffin. Listen
  • Chew-it chew-it scroll buttons! Chew-it chew-it rock on! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! I got scroll buttons like the day is long! Listen
  • Scroll button, scroll button, one two, one two, and if you swing by my crib then I can scroll with you! Listen

(Around mid-2003, "updated mondays" was replaced with "updated somedays.")

  • Coach Z: And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack.
Strong Bad: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. Listen
  • Once again it comes scrollin' back, scroll buttons get ill like a heart attack! Listen
  • Scroll it out, just scroll it out, scroll buttons two-point-oh. Listen
  • Scroll-a buh-tone-es! Listen
  • Keep on scrollin' on, my scriggities.
  • 'Sup my scrollies? You guys are looking good.
  • Scroll buttons. What is UP?
  • Scroll buttons.. you guys okay? Listen
  • Ah, the scroll buttons and I have been through a lot together
  • Oooh, fancy new scroll buttons.

Listen

You can find mirrors of the old raps at http://members.lycos.co.uk/superferret111/swf/sbemail/ or here

Strong Bad Email Menus

Strong Bad Email Page Titles

  • 1-29 except 5, 6, 20 and 22: Tandy 400!!! (The computer Strong Bad uses for these emails.)
    • 5 (making out): Frampton's Camel
    • 6 (depressio): Tandy 500!!
    • 20 (spring cleaning): Mandy 400!! (Strong Bad does some spring cleaning.)
    • 22 (sb_email 22): The Lost Email! (It was censored)
  • 30-33: TANDY 400!!
  • 34 (weird dream): Tangerine Dreams!! (Strong Bad's Tandy is broken so he uses The Cheat's computer)
  • 35 (sisters): Tandy 400: The Big Comeback!! (Strong Bad returns to using his Tandy 400)
  • 36-38 (guitar, dullard, helium): Tandy 400: Still Broken. (Strong Bad is still using his Tandy 400, but it's messed up.)
  • 39-40 (property of ones, vacation): Tandy 400: Still Bloke.
  • 41 (invisibility): The Last Stand(y) of the Tandy 400. (Strong Bad replaces his Tandy 400 with the Compy 386.)
  • 42-117, except 50, 52, 66½, 68½, 70, 99½: Compy 386!! (The computer Strong Bad uses for these emails.)
    • 50 (50 emails): Lordy, Lordy! Look who's over there! (It's his fiftieth email.)
    • 45, 52 (techno, island): COMPY 386
    • 66½ (Arcade Game): Quite Exciting This Computer Magic! (Strong Bad gets a new arcade game.)
    • 68½ (Lookin at a Thing in a Bag): T-TV, TV Show! (referring to the background music during this. It's not an email, but that's still a weird title.)
    • 70 (big white face): Compy 086!! (reference to the old Macintosh screen Strong Bad uses.)
    • 99½ (Not the 100th Email!!!): Not the 100th Email!!!
  • 118 (virus): Compy 386?? (The compy gets shot.)
  • 118½ (Broken Compy Menu): Denny's Menu (Reffering to usual e-mail menu page title.)
  • 119 (animal): Compy 386?? Not No More. (Strong Bad replaces the Compy 386 with the Lappy 486.)
  • 120-???: Lappy 486 (Strong Bad's new laptop)

Fun Facts

  • On the menu screen, Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe" to access the list of all e-mails. Yet within individual e-mails, Strong Bad types "strongbad_email.exe" to access this week's specific e-mail. It's unusual for a computer program to do such different things different times that it is run!

See Also

Strong Bad's Computer(s)

External Links

Retrieved from "http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/Strong_Bad_Email"
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