Strong Bad's Website

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	'''Page Title''': WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM!!		'''Page Title''': WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM!!
-	== House of the Brothers Chaps==	+	I live cement
-	[[Image:cheatcouch.jpg|thumb|right|220px|The Cheat on the couch]]	+	I hate this street
-	[[Image:cheatfridge.jpg|thumb|right|220px|Getting into the Fridge]]	+	It turns to me
-	The pictures of The Cheat are photos of [[The Brothers Chaps]]' house with The Cheat added in later.  The couch seen here is the same couch that appears in the [[Links|G4 interview]].  The brick wall seen in [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/cheatwindow.jpg this image] follows the same brick pattern seen in the [[The Cheatar]] short.	+	I've got lament
-	The contents of the fridge are listed here for completeness	+	This human form
-	*Top shelf in the door (left to right):	+	Where I was born
-	**Mt. Olive pickles	+	I now repent
-	**Three jars Smuckers jam	+
-	**Two unknown jars	+	Caribou, caribou, caribou
-	*Bottom shelf in the door (left to right):	+
-	**three unknown containers	+	Repent, repent
-	**Hellmann's mayonnaise	+
-	**Sriracha Hot Chili Sauce	+	Give me white
-	**Two unknown containers	+	Ground to run
-	**Heinz ketchup	+	And forgone
-	**Two unknown containers	+	Lets me knife
-	*Top shelf inside fridge:	+	Knife me lets
-	**Water filter pitcher	+	I will get
-	**Loaf of bread	+	What I like
-	*Bottom shelf inside fridge:	+
-	**Hunk of foil wrapped food that's been there since April	+	Caribou, caribou, caribou
-	*Strewn about on the floor:	+
-	**Milk	+
-	**Kraft Parmesan cheese	+
-	**Unknown item	+
-	*To the left of the fridge:	+
-	** Some [[Cold One]]s	+
	==Easter Eggs==		==Easter Eggs==

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Revision as of 01:41, 12 April 2005

Strong Bad's Website is a vanity page about Strong Bad's own The Cheat. It was launched in the email "website" as an example of design and content fundamentals. It sports a long Flash intro and lots of animated GIFs, especially the rotating kind. This is a parody of every poorly executed and ultimately pointless website that were common on free webservers like Tripod and Geocities the late '90s.

Page Title: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM!!

I live cement 
 I hate this street 
 It turns to me 
 I've got lament 
 This human form 
 Where I was born 
 I now repent 

 Caribou, caribou, caribou 

 Repent, repent

 Give me white 
 Ground to run
 And forgone 
 Lets me knife
 Knife me lets
 I will get
 What I like

 Caribou, caribou, caribou

Easter Eggs

• Click on the mouse with the email to go to the Email Processing Room.
• At the very bottom of Strong Bad's page there is an "F10" button which is the gateway to the Strong Sad Blog.

Fun Facts

• Clicking the button that says, "ENTER," will reload the same website, and because it uses frames so poorly, the website will reload inside one of its own frames.
• The counter always read the 16th biggest moron ever.
• The picture on the site titled "long haired freaky cheat" will never load. The reason the picture never loads is because the image is directed to the file "oh, just nothing" in the source.
• The doubled rotating GIF about halfway down the page reads: "World Wide Wed."
• "Welcome to your doom!" is from the vintage game Altered Beast.

External links

• Visit Strong Bad's Cheat Page
• View the long Flash intro