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| - | [[Image:Sbemail165.PNG|thumb|"Yeah? You think you got it like that?"]]
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| - | The residents of [[Free Country, USA]] compete in the Strong Badathlon.
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| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Coach Z}}, {{Film|Homsar}}, {{Film|Marzipan}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Robot (storybook)}}, {{Film|Strong Sad}}
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| - | '''Places:''' [[The Computer Room]], [[Strong Badia]], [[The Field]], [[Strong Bad's Basement]], [[Marzipan's House|Marzipan's Kitchen]]
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| - | {{Comp|Lappy 486}}
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| - | '''Date:''' January 29, 2007
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| - | '''Running Time:''' 3:39
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| - | '''Page Title:''' Lappy 486
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| - | ==Transcript==
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| - | {{transcriptinprogress|DBK}}
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm doin' a party, I'm makin' it happen, on Strong Bad Email.
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| - | <blockquote class="lappy email">
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| - | <div>subject: the cheat</div>
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| - | Dear Strong bad,<br />
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| - | For a long time i've been wondering... How far can you<br />
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| - | throw the cheat? If you don't want to do that, could you<br />
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| - | beat the crud out of homestar for no reason?<br />
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| - | Lewis Rudkin<br />
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| - | Essex, England.
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| - | </blockquote>
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| - | ''{Strong Bad reads Essex as 'S X'}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Y'know, it's funny how this always seems to work out, Rudkin... ''{clears screen}'' but those just happen to be the first two events in the Strong Badathlon!
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| - | ''{cuts to Strong Badathlon logo}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Unfortunately, they also happen to be my worst two events. The Cheat Chuck is consistently dominated by the Kenyans. I mean the Poopsmith. Ever since he devised the Whatsitburied Slop
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| - | ''{As he says this, it cuts to the Poopsmith next to a pile of whatsit, and then continues to fling The Cheat out of the pile.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' That guys unbeatable!
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| - | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises as he flies through the air}''
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| - | '''COACH Z:''' Holy gorsh! It looks like a new record!
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| - | ''{Cuts to Homsar and Marzipan sitting at a table having tea}''
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| - | '''MARZIPAN:''' And that's why I believe the DNA evidence had been tampered with.
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| - | ''{The Cheat flies onto the table, causing whatsit to fly all over the place.}''
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| - | '''HOMSAR:''' Well hello chocolate cake!
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| - | ''{Cuts to results board of the Strong Badathlon}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice over}'' Greco-Roman Homestar Crud-Out-of-Beating is another event you'd think I'd be the best at. But the reigning champion seems to have intimate knowledge of Homestars weak points.
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| - | ''{As he speaks, it cuts to Homestar walking onto the screen a sweat band and outfit}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR:''' ''{punches himself in the stomach}'' Come on you little so and so. ''{slaps himself in the face, then punches himself in the stomach}'' Is that all you got? ''{punches himself in the side then the face}'' Oh yeah? Oh yeah? You think you got it like that? ''{punches himself 3 times}'' Whaddya think this is you little place mat? ''{gets hit once}'' A diaper show? ''{gets hit once more}'' Well it's not a diaper show. ''{gets hit again}'' I think it's pretty obvious.
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' Man, man, we should start putting those Homestar Vs. Homestar fights on pay-per-view. Instant classics! And speaking of pay-per-view,
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| - | ''{Cuts to Strong Bad sitting in the Basement, with a 'Remote Put' graphic in the upper left hand corner.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice over}'' Next up is the Remote Put.
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| - | ''{Cuts to the t.v, with a 'Ready?' graphic on the screen.}''
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| - | '''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voice over, reading text that appears on screen}'' Cute little girl from sit-com sings patriotic song.
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Ahhg, I fricken' hate that little kid! Why'd they ever bring her on the show! ''{throws remote}'' Ugh!
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| - | ''{Graphic comes on screen, accompanied with a buzzer noise, graphic reads 'DISQUALIFICATION! BATTERY FAULT!}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' What? These games are fricken' fixed! Check the East Germans pants!
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| - | ''{Cuts to results screen}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice over}'' Our coverage of the 2007 Strong Badathlon continues with the Clean and Jerk... Strong Mad's Underwears... Over His Head. Fortunately, you don't really have to clean them.
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| - | ''{Cuts to Strong Bad and Coach Z standing behind Strong Mad, who's underwear is sticking out of his singlet, with a ruler against his back.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, are you trying to tell me that this mad doesn't have a wedgie of illegal proportions?
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| - | '''COACH Z:''' Nope, that's the regulation starting point.
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' That's it, I'm boycotting these games.
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| - | '''STRONG MAD:''' ''{I can't get this line, maybe someone else can?}''
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| - | ''{Cuts to results screen}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{voice over}'' And finally, my strongest event, ''{graphic appears, and adds new picture with each word}'' Probably Something with Guitars, lasers, Robots, and Hot Girls.
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| - | ''{Cuts to Powered By The Cheat cartoon of Strong Bad with laser arms, and robots walking in the background.}}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{laser noises, shoots robots}'' Hey, wait, look Iconic I got I won the Good medal.
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| - | ''{Cuts to a Powered By The Cheat version of The Cheat playing the guitar. The word 'Streisand' appears across the screen.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{typing}'' And after all the medals have been given to the wrong athletes, we come to the ending closimonies, celebrating poor sportsmanship, drug testing, and good ol' fashioned people twirling ribbons.
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| - | ''{Cuts to Strong Sad and Marzipan twirling ribbons on a stage.}''
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| - | '''STRONG SAD:''' ''{singing}'' Togetherness.
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| - | '''MARZIPAN:''' ''{singing}'' Togetherness.
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| - | '''MARZIPAN AND STRONG SAD:''' ''{singing}'' Encircling the World.
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| - | '''HOMESTAR:''' ''{singing and dancing}'' ''{I can't make this song out}''
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| - | ''{Fireworks go off in the background}''
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| - | ==Easter Eggs==
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| - | [[Image: Homstarvs.JPG|thumb|"C'mon ya little placemat!"]]
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| - | *Click on "Lewis Rudkin; Essex, England." to see a [[Videlectrix]] game based on his name.
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| - | *When Strong Bad says "Homestar vs. Homestar fights", click on "fights" to see a poster.
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| - | *Click on "Rudkin Shampoo" to see a bottle of Rudkin Shampoo.
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| - | ==Fun Facts==
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| - | ===Goofs===
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| - | * Strong Bad's arm disappears briefly when he wipes the sweat off his forehead.
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| - | ===Fixed Goofs===
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| - | [[Image:Temporarios.png|thumb|"Cuz I'm don't get paid!]]
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| - | *The [[Mottos and Slogans|slogan]] for Temporarios cereal, "Cuz I'm don't get paid!" was missing the closing set of quotation marks (see right); this was quickly corrected.
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| - | ===Inside References===
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| - | *Cableman Jorge was Strong Bad's alias in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]].
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| - | *"Someteen days of glory!" is a reference to [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]], where [[The Ugly One]] has a "Sweet Someteen Birthday".
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| - | *Strong Bad's endorsement of [[Minor Foods#Temporarios|Temporarios]] [[Breakfast Cereal|breakfast cereal]] is a reference to his endorsement of [[Schenectady Crispies]] in [[labor day]].
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| - | ===Real World References===
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| - | *The song Homestar starts to sing during the "ending closimonies" is similar to the opening line to the song "Old Time Rock and Roll" by [[Wikipedia:Bob Seger|Bob Seger]].
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| - | ==External Links==
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| - | {{Strong Bad Email}}
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