Homestar Jr.

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	*"No, it was me, Homestar Runner!"		*"No, it was me, Homestar Runner!"
	*"I said, PUT THAT FREAKIN' SANDWICH DOWN!"		*"I said, PUT THAT FREAKIN' SANDWICH DOWN!"
		+	*"Shoooooop doop de doop"
	===Homestar Jr. Recipe===		===Homestar Jr. Recipe===
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	*2 Green Olives with pimentos		*2 Green Olives with pimentos
	*Two wooden toothpicks		*Two wooden toothpicks
		+	*Plankton
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		+	INSTANT DEATH!!!!
	== Fun Facts ==		== Fun Facts ==
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	=== Real World-References ===		=== Real World-References ===
-	* This is a possible reference to the Florida Department of Citrus ad campaign during the late 1990s that featured a talking ham sandwich (complete with olive/toothpick eyes) who urged viewers to drink more orange juice.	+	* This is a possible reference to that guy with the funny hat that dances.
	[[Category:Food and drinks]]		[[Category:Food and drinks]]
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Revision as of 18:03, 30 December 2005

The Homestar Jr. is a veggie burger made for Marzipan by Homestar Runner in Where's The Cheat?. Marzipan deemed it too cute to eat, and named it "Homestar Jr.". Its salient features, according to Marzipan, are "little green eyes with red pupils and a big leafy smile." It is sold for 99 cents and, for a limited time only, certain children get prizes.

Homestar Jr.'s "quotes" include:

• "Put that freakin' sandwich down!"
• "No, it was me, Homestar Runner!"
• "I said, PUT THAT FREAKIN' SANDWICH DOWN!"
• "Shoooooop doop de doop"

Contents 1 Homestar Jr. Recipe 2 Fun Facts 2.1 Remarks 2.2 Real World-References

Homestar Jr. Recipe

• 1 Sesame Seed Bun
• 1 Veggieburger patty
• 2-3 leaves of lettuce
• Fluffy Puff Mayonnaise
• 2 Green Olives with pimentos
• Two wooden toothpicks
• Plankton

INSTANT DEATH!!!!

Fun Facts

Remarks

• To date, the use of Fluffy Puff Mayo in the construction of the Homestar Jr. in Where's The Cheat? is the only known application of the ambiguous spread. Its use on a veggie burger indicates that the mayo is, in fact, mayonnaise, as opposed to a Marshmallow Fluff-style spread.

Real World-References

• This is a possible reference to that guy with the funny hat that dances.