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| - | [[Image:Bad Guy Pic.PNG|thumb|Bad Guy Tattoo]]
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| - | [[The Brothers Chaps]] go back to their roots with [[Wikipedia:Mario Paint|Mario Paint]].
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| - | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}, {{Film|Strong Mad}}, {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Marshie}}, {{Film|Trogdor}}, {{Film|Homestar Runner}} | + | |
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| - | '''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Strongbadia]]
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| - | '''Date:''' October 17, 2005
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| - | '''Running Time:''' 1:44
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| - | == Transcript ==
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| - | ''{Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat are in a field.}''
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| - | '''STRONG MAD:''' A GLOWY BOX! A GLOWY BOX!
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' A glowy box? Are you sure that's what you'd get for your tattoo?
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| - | '''STRONG MAD:''' IT'S PERSONAL!
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| - | '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' I'd want mine to look like a prison tattoo that you carved out yourself with a spoon and some soap.
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| - | ''{Cut to a muscled arm.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' There'd be a rocket launcher, of course,—
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| - | ''{A rocket launcher appears on the arm.}''
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' —and above that it'd just say, "Bad Guy."
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| - | ''{The words "BAD GUY" are written in yellow above the rocket launcher. Then music begins. A silhouetted Strong Bad shakes his head back and forth in front of an orange background with yellow polka dots. Cut to a road sign that says, "now entering BAD GUY". The words "BAD GUY" pop out of the sign. Cut to Strong Bad dancing with a background of yellow and green stripes.}''
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| - | '''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
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| - | ''{Strong Bad, in Strongbadia, beats a muffler with a baseball bat. Cut to a scene with bottles and a bowl of peanuts. Strong Bad spins around on top of the scene.}''
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| - | '''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
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| - | ''{Strong Bad dances in front of a gray background with the words "BAD GUY".}''
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| - | '''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad is a bad, bad man.
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| - | ''{A black background with Strong Bad's head poking up and his gloves poking down. The words "Bad guy" flash in purple and green neon.}''
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| - | '''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad hates Marzipan.
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| - | ''{Strong Bad spray paints a poster with Marzipan that says, "vote whales".}''
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| - | '''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad's got a master plan,
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| - | ''{Strong Bad spins upside down in front of the chips and bottles. Cut to a blueprint with a van and a dancing Strong Bad that reads, "MASTER PLAN".}''
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| - | '''SINGERS:''' To buy a custom conversion van.
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| - | ''{A van drives toward the screen. The word "Vantastic" appears.}''
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| - | '''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
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| - | ''{Strong Bad beats the muffler with a baseball bat. Cut to a rocket launcher, which shoots a rocket at the screen. When the rocket "hits," the explosion says "Dooj."}''
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| - | '''SINGERS:''' Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
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| - | ''{Marshie flies around in an orange and yellow background}''
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| - | '''SINGERS:''' Marshie is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.
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| - | ''{Trogdor walks by, burninating.}''
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| - | '''SINGERS:''' Trogdor is a bad, bad guy.
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| - | ''{Cut back to the Field. Homestar walks in.}''
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, guys, whatcha talking about ''{pronounced as "ticking bot"}''?
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' We're talking about something cool and interesting. You wouldn't understand.
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, tattoos, huh? I'd get one on my forearm that said, "The For Real Deal," and has a picture of me dressed as Uncle Sam.
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' You'd get one on your forearm, huh?
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| - | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Or one on my bulging biceps that says "Cake Man." Ooh, or a glowy box on my wrist...
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| - | '''STRONG BAD:''' I just don't have the heart to tell him.
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| - | '''STRONG MAD:''' YOU DON'T HAVE AR- ''{Gets cut off by the "Done." screen}''
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| - | ==Easter Eggs==
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| - | [[Image:Tattoo26.PNG|110px|thumb|Some kinda tattoo]]
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| - | *Click the screen when The Cheat is talking to see tattoo idea #26: "a picture of some kinda snake lady killing some kinda snake".
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| - | *Click on The Cheat after Homestar says "A glowy box on my wrist" to see a drawing of a box with the caption "Glowy box 4 ever."
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| - | ==Fun Facts==
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| - | ===Trivia===
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| - | *This is the first 'toon made in Mario Paint since [[Super NES]].
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| - | ===Inside References===
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| - | *Strong Bad hitting a muffler with a pipe is a reference to [[no loafing]], where Strong Mad did the same thing.
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| - | ===Real World References===
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| - | *[[Wikipedia:Uncle Sam|Uncle Sam]] is a national personification of the United States dating from the [[Wikipedia:War of 1812|War of 1812]].
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| - | **Incidentally, Homestar dressed similarly to Uncle Sam in [[Main Page 12]].
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| - | == External Links ==
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| - | *[[HR:badguy.swf|view the Flash file for "Strong Bad is a Bad Guy"]]
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| - | *[[Forum:5450|forum thread re: "Strong Bad is a Bad Guy"]]
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| - | [[Category:Shorts]]
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