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I'm not exactly sure what he was trying to say with that, but it's one of the weakest comebacks I've ever heard. Of course I'm not a lot of things. In fact, here's a short list of things that I am not:

A toaster
A Republican
A bad idea
A Buddhist
An HDTV
Henry Winkler
A stapler
A priest
A baker
A prison inmate
Meatloaf
The color yellow
Kevin Smith
The Holocaust
A .jpeg
A partridge in a pear tree

So you see? It's easy to define what I am not. The bigger challenge I think would be to define what I am. Now, had he said something like, "You're not much of anything," instead of "You're not a lot of things," I might have taken offense. But he didn't. And now we need another toastpaint...because that's another thing that I am not.

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.....Really? Because I was SURE you were Kevin Smith.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

I'm glad you're not smart enough to be offended.

And I'm glad you're too stupid to come up with a proper insult towards me. Geez...I mean, are you actively SEEKING to start flames? Are you TRYING to get yourself banned? Because if that's what you're after, you're doing a fair job...but you're still not doing even that very well.

If you think I'm stupid for some reason (probably you're just really reaching to find some way to attack me because I called you out on your improper behavior in other threads), then whatever. I don't need to verify my life through you and your opinion, because I have plenty of people that love and accept me for all that I am. I can only hope that you can say the same about yourself, because when you actively try to put people down online, you just come across as a hopeless and pitiful jerk of a nobody. So for your sake, I hope there's more to you than that. If there is, we'd like to see it here, instead of this childish, sarcastic, malicious little boy (or girl?) who can barely be more productive than to insult other people and their differing beliefs.

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The meaning of life is 'bucket.'

FOR PONY!!!

Okay, I think this discussion has gone on long enough now.

Toastpaint.

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Dr. Lurve, with all due respect... shut up.

please, a couple of words and this guy spouts like a volcano. It's beautiful to watch. And all because he doesn't know what a "joke" is.

I assure you, if anyone's smart enough to know what a joke is, it's PMG.

You really need to watch yourself. You may have been joking, but you scarcely make a post where you're not attacking someone. If anything, he was basing his opinion of your intentions on previous behavior.

Either that, or you really need to work on your jokes.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

Dr. Lurve. That is enough. I'm not speaking to you now as a debate opponent, but as a forum moderator. Stop now.

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I assure you that my jokes are of the highest quality.

, please.

Let's not worry about the end of the world. It'll come when it comes.

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Fun fact time:
Some Christians are actually trying to date the return of Jesus Christ. This stupidity inspired the title of Hawk Nelson's album Smile, It's the End of the World.

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Not trying... succeeded

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They aren't very well-studied Christians, then, are they? I thought the date of His return is something that He and He alone knows. Then again, maybe they have studied the Bible more than me and think they've found something.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

& I'm pretty sure there's a verse in Revelation that says that anyone who tries to predict the date of the end of the world will not be saved. I don't remember the exact verse, but I'll look it up.

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According to Matthew 24:36, only God knows. Maybe they treated that only as present tense and thought that "no one knows at that time, but that doesn't mean we won't figure out". I don't believe them though.

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I have a tiny question.

When Jesus Christ returns, how would that be the end of the world?

In my opinion, that would be a very grand thing. Not a horrid thing.

Well, there's nothing written that says the end of the world necessarily has to be considered a bad thing. I thought that Christian dogma would see the end of the world as being good for them, since it'd mean they (being saved and all) would go to Heaven.

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Christians typically don't see Christ's return as a bad thing. However, some fringe Christian groups have taken this "Left Behind" stuff a little too seriously, and are paranoid that the End Times are actually going to play out the way those novels describe. Of course, there is no biblical reason to believe that to be the case.

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That's stupid. Why believe silly books? It's so weird how fiction can affect peoples' spiritual beliefs, even if they know it's fake, kind of like the whole DaVinci Code thing.

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