jobs (not jorb related)

Chekt · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:21 pm

if the characters actually had jobs (besides the obvious poopsmith and Bubs) what do you think that they would be?
(all biz-cas-fri stuff aside)

Mini Moose n gir · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:31 pm

flight attendent
:sb:

construction worker
:sm:

wrestler

poet

gansta

animal rights agent
:pom:

pimp

first class retard
:trogdor:

burninator
:ehsteve:

pianist

Shopiom · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:43 pm

Actually, a lot of the characters have jobs. Not just the Poopsmith.

Homestar: Office worker
Strong Bad: Office worker
The Cheat: Office worker
Bubs: Concession stand guy
Coach Z: A coach
The King of Town: Doesn't have/need a job, he's a king
The afformentioned Poopsmith: A poopsmith

I don't know about the rest.

homestarspants · **Posted:** Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:47 pm

Mini Moose n gir wrote:

:hr: flight attendent
:sb:

construction worker
:sm:

wrestler

poet

gansta

animal rights agent
:pom:

pimp

first class retard
:trogdor:

burninator
:ehsteve:

pianist

I could not have put it better myself.

:sb:

I don't know what his job is. I would way that he answeres company e-mails. We know that he works on a computer in a cubical. I could so see him doing tech support.

Chekt · **Posted:** Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:46 am

Shopiom wrote:

Actually, a lot of the characters have jobs. Not just the Poopsmith.

Homestar: Office worker
Strong Bad: Office worker
The Cheat: Office worker
Bubs: Concession stand guy
Coach Z: A coach
The King of Town: Doesn't have/need a job, he's a king
The afformentioned Poopsmith: A poopsmith

I don't know about the rest.

well forget about the Biz Cas Fri stuff... and I knew i forgot someone and it was Bubs... somehow i forgot Mr.Bubs

Dactyl · **Posted:** Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:24 pm

Wrestler! Doy! Why you think he has a mask! Jeez I can't believe no one's said that.

Shopiom · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:32 am

The mask is his head. And the boxing gloves are his hands.

Dactyl · **Posted:** Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:52 am

Well he could still have been a wrestler in the past...but maybe it's just an internet cartoon.

TCIndiana · **Joined:** Sun Jan 29, 2006 2:30 am **Posts:** 94

From what I can see (Excluding biz cas fri) The jobs are
Poopsmith: Crap Shoveller
The Cheat: Thief
Coach Z: Coaches some weird sport
Pom-Pom: Movie Producer (E-mail "Technology")
Strong Bad and Strong Mad: Tag-Team Wrestlers (Marshmallow's Last Stand)
Bubs: Con-Artist
Strong Sad: Night Manager at stuckies (is that spelled right?)
Homsar: Kids show host (e-mail "For Kids")
Marzipan: Health food advocate/Spokesperson for World Wildlife Foundation?
Homestar: Plays some weird sport that Coach Z coaches
King of Town: King... or so he says.

20X6_chairscoot · **Posted:** Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:27 am

:Bread Seller
:sb:

:A guy in a hotdog suit
:sm:

: Used car dealer
:sad:

: Politician
:cheat:

: Door- to- door- salesman
:bubs:

: Breakdancer
:coachz:

: Jobless

:country folk singer
:pom:

: movie director
:kot:

: Janitor at burger king
:poop:

: Mime

: Telephone Cleaner
:trogdor:

: Lawyer

: Video game programmer
I've outta ideas

homsario · **Posted:** Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:31 am

:Ballerina
:sb:

: Call center operator
:sm:

: Pro wrestler
:sad:

: Depressed poet
:cheat:

: Pianist

: Haunted house worker
:marzi:

: Volunteer at the SPCA
:pom:

: Bouncy ball
:homsar:

King of everything and captain of the gravy train
:trogdor:

Soldier.

Code J · **Posted:** Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:39 am

Well, arn't Strong Bad and Strong Mad tag-team wrestelers? Well, they were back in Marshmellow's Last Stand.

And Homsario, please resize your signiture to 500 x 100 pixels, because it is way too big.

homsario · **Posted:** Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:03 pm

Sorry, I'm new.

Sherlockrunner · **Posted:** Mon Apr 24, 2006 7:56 pm

SB works at the office THE OFFICE on friday

Strong Badia · **Posted:** Thu Apr 27, 2006 10:50 pm

Ballerina

Contstruction Worker
:sm:

Infamous Pro-Wrestler/Gangster
:sad:

Depressed Poet
:cheat:

Computer Hacker
:coachz:

hobo

Kindergarten Teacher
:pom:

Cheerleader
:kot:

Animal activist
:homsar:

First Class Retard
:trogdor:

Soldier

Lousy Actor

I like homsario's idea though! I sort of agree with him. I just think that Pom Pom should be a cheerleader. I also agree with Mini moose n gir...

ALTHOUGH DOESN'T EVERYONE AGREE THAT COACH Z SHOULD BE A HOBO??? lol...

20X6_chairscoot · **Posted:** Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:26 pm

Shouldn't there be a superheroic protector of justice in FCUSA? Maybe one of the characters can be a Superhero for a part time job

Metal Head · **Posted:** Thu May 04, 2006 8:57 pm

-cow lamp salesman
:sb:

-e-mail checker
:sm:

-President of the impaired speach foundation
:cheat:

-Burgaler

-con man

-vice president of the impaired speach foundation
:marzi:

-environmentalist
:pom:

-street fighter
:kot:

-king, what else?
:poop:

-duh

-god

-in jail for arsony
:ehsteve:

-greek chef
:sad:

-goth poet nerd thingy

buhubs · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 2:00 am

Not jorb related! ha-ha, everybody's a critic!
I think you hurt coach z's feelings

GoodfellaSnoop · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 2:57 am

Host of The Show
:sb:

Some kind of middle-management office employee
:sm:

Wrestler

Con artist
:bubs:

Salesman extraordinaire
:coachz:

Incompetant gym teacher
:marzi:

Herbal pharmacist
:pom:

Playboy columnist
:kot:

Some kind of upper-management office employee
:poop:

Farmer

appraisal expert on Antiques Roadshow
:trogdor:

Manager of an IHOP
:ehsteve:

US President

Homsar22 · **Posted:** Fri May 05, 2006 4:17 am

Assistant chef
:sb:

Tele-marketer
:sm:

Hitman

Poet

Repo man

Concession stand owner
:coachz:

Languagely challenged vaguely coach type person
:marzi:

Environmentalist
:pom:

Ballon handing out guy
:kot:

Prime Minister, or President (depending what government FCUSA is run under)
:poop:

911 Operator (just kidding)
:homsar:

Captain of the gravy train.

Chekt · **Posted:** Sun May 07, 2006 10:27 pm

20X6_chairscoot wrote:

Shouldn't there be a superheroic protector of justice in FCUSA? Maybe one of the characters can be a Superhero for a part time job

i can see the poopsmith doing that, he could fly above the town dropping mysterious blobs on people

The Noid · **Posted:** Mon May 08, 2006 12:16 am

Athelete of somesuch, and Bubs employee.
:sb:

he already works for Bubs(okay, i'm pretty sure he quit, but he probably crawled back after he got bored.)
:sm:

Claymation..ist
:sad:

Poet?

Animatzorz
:bubs:

Durrrrr.

Coach.

Real Estate Agent(...yes.)
:pom:

Automobile Dealer(even better.)
:kot:

King

Poopsmith

Nuclear Physicist

cathwon · **Joined:** Fri Jun 09, 2006 3:53 am **Posts:** 1

track athlete
:sb:

construction worker
:sm:

weight lifter
:sad:

classical music composer
:cheat:

young genius
:bubs:

movie director
:coachz:

comedian

kelly clarkson junior
:pom:

obessed lawyer
:kot:

old retired man (used to work at a gas station)
:homsar:

teacher

HHFOV · **Posted:** Wed Jun 14, 2006 11:56 pm

Strong Badia wrote:

ALTHOUGH DOESN'T EVERYONE AGREE THAT COACH Z SHOULD BE A HOBO??? lol...

Um...how could he be a hobo if he was a Coach, hence the name, COACH Z?
That would be a job, so he would presumably get money, and presumably use that to buy a house.

ramrod · **Posted:** Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:28 am

HipHoppityFrogOfValue wrote:

Strong Badia wrote:

ALTHOUGH DOESN'T EVERYONE AGREE THAT COACH Z SHOULD BE A HOBO??? lol...

Um...how could he be a hobo if he was a Coach, hence the name, COACH Z?
That would be a job, so he would presumably get money, and presumably use that to buy a house.

Well, Coach Z has stated that he has money [s]prablems[/s] problems and that he sleeps in the locker room, so you can't take much for granted with that.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:03 am

GoodfellaSnoop wrote:

Playboy columnist

Jenny · **Posted:** Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:07 am

Heh, I thought about this already cuz of my fanfic

I totally think Homestar could be a gym teacher. Gym teachers like... don't require brains. And after seeing what a good aerobics person he makes, it seems to suit him.

I think SB fits in at an office somewhere. I imagine him as a cubicle slave because of his computer use.

I see Marzy managing a health food store. One of those alternative foods places. The ones that sell those spritzers in a can and weird "all natural" potato chips.

I'm still thinkin' on the others.

helxliankid · **Posted:** Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:38 am

: Pro Athlete
:sb:

: criminal
:sm:

: Guy who controls the wrecking ball
:sad:

: A writer
:cheat:

: DJ

: Director
:coachz:

: Mime

: The person who trains the whales at Sea World
:pom:

: Actor

: Food critic
:poop:

: Chef

: President

Nerdbert MacMaggot · **Posted:** Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:56 am

Minister of 7th inning adventist church
:sb:

Long term inmate
:sm:

Butcher

Overpaid lyrics writer for Emo-like bands
:cheat:

Burglar/thief
:bubs:

Scam artist
:coachz:

International spelling champion or proofreader for newspapers
:marzi:

Greenpeace activist
:pom:

Ol' ladies' chaperon
:kot:

Professional taster
:poop:

Chef

Test subject for psychotropic drugs

Dusk · **Joined:** Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:55 am **Posts:** 34

Homestar Runner: Track And Field Runner
Strong Bad: Retired Wrestler, but a CGNU founder and Principal, and govenor of Strong Badia
Strong Mad: Miner
Strong Sad: Part-Time Radio Talk Show Host
The Cheat: Theif
Bubs: Consecssion Stand Worker
Coach Z: High School (Middle perhaps) Coach
Marzipan: Professional Song Writer
Pom-Pom: Technology Tester
KOT: King
Poopsmith: Poopsmith
Homsar: Unemployed
Senor Cardgage: Car Dealer and Mortage company owner

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