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...No we didn't?

wait a minute... evidence to back up that because of harry potter that STD's have given a rise in children? i would love to see this evidence. also, what do you mean taht all of the houses in Hogwarts stand for an STD? if i may recall, that the reasons STD's have risen in america is because of the generation from the 60's free love and sex which had spred them? also ,concerning "nearly Headless Dick", his name is not 'Dick' it is 'Nick'. also, one final thing, you call a book made for children "Satanic" and yet you call Cthulhu, Father Dagon, Mother Hydra, Yog-Sothoth, Azathoth, Hastur, The Elder things, the Great old ones, the Necronomicon, Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn, Rl'yeh, A Church and Cult of Cthulhu, May Eve, Sarnath, Shoggoths, Cyclopean cities, the impending doom of being Eaten by Great Cthulhu, Marvel Shadowed innsmouth, the Great Race, and Charles Dexter Ward are not of Satanic nature? i dont seem to get you people, you all say one thing that children Love is satanic, yet when there are books filled with 1920's racism/sexism, Demonic Monsters of decent from the Ancient ones, The horror fileld dreams of a Man, that fill the shelves of book stores, you would rather complain about a stupid book about some boy who waves a magical wand and gets what he wants?

Adrian "Sensible Sensations" Tsalazar

Lurlene Tyranna <lurleneshores@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

Thank you, Thomas/Adrian!

First: YOU FAIL! (at satire 101 - 'Nearly Headless
Dick'? Give me a break, I had to get a botched
circumcision joke in, no?)

> hey,
> I have found a sort of cult that you all should
> check out. apparantly, they worship an Octopuss
> called "Cthulhu" or something, worship demigods and
> many things of utterly Satanic nature.

*digs out Cthulhu kitty t-shirt*

they have
> infiltrated out little town of BeeVille Texas and
> are turning our children into what they call
> "Mi-Goes" or "Star Spawn" or whatever it is they
> call it.

I'm not surprised; the Bushes saw to it that since
1974 bestiality - in private, with an animal of the
opposite sex - became legal again.

> they say that their prophet is a man called
> "Lovecraft" which i think means something horrible.

Think Lovecraft is pretty innocent, if you compare him
to Crowley, who raped frogs in the streets of London.

Coming soon, on screens worldwide, Lurlene's diatribe
on how the Hogwarts Houses all stand for an STD, rates
of STDs have soared in the US since the Harry Potter
books started to get published in 1997 (I have data to
back this up), and the FIFA soccer World Cup is a
Freemasonist conspiracy holding a country-wide orgy of
abominations that maketh their cup overflow this
summer in Naziland!
Tally ho!

Lurls, for Lulz

I doubts it's actually serious.

Look, Salazar, since you were too thick to get this
info from my earlier message, let me spell it out for
you:
1. I am an atheist.
2. And a satirist.
3. The 'article' on exposingsatanism is a hoax, and my
following one on STDs will be too.
4. I don't give a friggin' farthing about Lovecraft,
that is so passe.

Cheers, have a good life back in Texas. Are you sure
there isn't something in the water?

Lurls


--- Adrian Trevino <strongbad20212000@yahoo.com>
wrote:

> wait a minute... evidence to back up that because of
> harry potter that STD's have given a rise in
> children? i would love to see this evidence. also,
> what do you mean taht all of the houses in Hogwarts
> stand for an STD? if i may recall, that the reasons
> STD's have risen in america is because of the
> generation from the 60's free love and sex which had
> spred them? also ,concerning "nearly Headless Dick",
> his name is not 'Dick' it is 'Nick'. also, one final
> thing, you call a book made for children "Satanic"
> and yet you call Cthulhu, Father Dagon, Mother
> Hydra, Yog-Sothoth, Azathoth, Hastur, The Elder
> things, the Great old ones, the Necronomicon, Ia!
> Cthulhu Fhtagn, Rl'yeh, A Church and Cult of
> Cthulhu, May Eve, Sarnath, Shoggoths, Cyclopean
> cities, the impending doom of being Eaten by Great
> Cthulhu, Marvel Shadowed innsmouth, the Great Race,
> and Charles Dexter Ward are not of Satanic nature? i
> dont seem to get you people, you all say one thing
> that children Love is satanic, yet
> when there are books filled with 1920's
> racism/sexism, Demonic Monsters of decent from the
> Ancient ones, The horror fileld dreams of a Man,
> that fill the shelves of book stores, you would
> rather complain about a stupid book about some boy
> who waves a magical wand and gets what he wants?
>
> Adrian "Sensible Sensations" Tsalazar
>
> Lurlene Tyranna <lurleneshores@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> Thank you, Thomas/Adrian!
>
> First: YOU FAIL! (at satire 101 - 'Nearly Headless
> Dick'? Give me a break, I had to get a botched
> circumcision joke in, no?)
>
> > hey,
> > I have found a sort of cult that you all should
> > check out. apparantly, they worship an Octopuss
> > called "Cthulhu" or something, worship demigods
> and
> > many things of utterly Satanic nature.
>
> *digs out Cthulhu kitty t-shirt*
>
> they have
> > infiltrated out little town of BeeVille Texas and
> > are turning our children into what they call
> > "Mi-Goes" or "Star Spawn" or whatever it is they
> > call it.
>
> I'm not surprised; the Bushes saw to it that since
> 1974 bestiality - in private, with an animal of the
> opposite sex - became legal again.
>
> > they say that their prophet is a man called
> > "Lovecraft" which i think means something
> horrible.
>
> Think Lovecraft is pretty innocent, if you compare
> him
> to Crowley, who raped frogs in the streets of
> London.
>
> Coming soon, on screens worldwide, Lurlene's
> diatribe
> on how the Hogwarts Houses all stand for an STD,
> rates
> of STDs have soared in the US since the Harry Potter
> books started to get published in 1997 (I have data
> to
> back this up), and the FIFA soccer World Cup is a
> Freemasonist conspiracy holding a country-wide orgy
> of
> abominations that maketh their cup overflow this
> summer in Naziland!
> Tally ho!
>
> Lurls, for Lulz