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Oh my god this is so much fun.

(If you fondly remember tetka.swf, you'll enjoy this. Unless, y'know, you like the guy. )

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It's kind of symbolic of what is going on now. Bush is falling and hitting everything on the way down.

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I might have actually liked the guy except that whole stupid invasion thing. But now, I just don't have any real confidence in him anymore. It'll be interesting to see what happens when 2008 rolls around. Maybe we'll get Ah-nolld! The Presinator!

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That can't happen--Ah-nolld was born in Austria, and for some stupid reason, you have to be American-born to become President. (From what I understand, even if you were born in, say, Canada and you moved to America as a little baby, you can't become President, even if you're a US citizen.)

Personally, I think these jokes are funny.

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Ah yes, but as of...like, a month ago, Senator Orrin Hatch was working on an amendment which would allow naturalized citizens who've been here at least 20 years to become President. Ah-nold just fits into that.

Whether or not it gets passed or even introduced is another matter.

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beep beep I'm a Jeep

Well first the House has to vote then the Senate, that's the easy part, it's getting 37 states to ratify the amendment that's the hard part.

I don't really care if we have an ESL President, especially if Arnold is running.

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This is an interesting topic, folks, but this is R&P Humor.

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They're talking about Arnold possibly becoming president.. I think that IS pretty funny. Jesse The Body Ventura might as well throw his hat into the ring, too.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

I would never vote for Jesse "The Body." Not after that crap he pulled with that "religion" thing a few years back. Funny thing? I understand his wife is a devout LCMS Lutheran.

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Lightbulb jokes!

Q:How many Amish to change a light bulb?
A: None. We don't believe in lightbulbs. God will provide light unto the world.

Q: How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three, but they're really only One.

Q: How many "pro-choicers" does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One to screw in the bulb and four to march through Washington protesting that the lightbulb has a constitutional right to choose when it wants to be lit.

Q: How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.

And my personal favorite...

Q: How many Unitarian Universalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a lightbulb. However, if, in your own journey, you have found that lightbulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your lightbulb, and present it next month at our annual lightbulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of lightbulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

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So, did you know that they already have the 2008 election bumper stickers out? One in particular, labeled "Run, Hillary, Run!", is being used by both Democrats and Republicans. The Democrats are putting it on the back of their cars, and the Republicans on the front.

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Arnold can't be President. You have to be born in the United States. (I actually learned something in civics class!)

EDIT: Nevermind, someone said that a few posts up

Run, Forrest, run!!!!!

...and everywhere I went, I was run-ning...

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Heh. That's great.

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best political game ever!

heh, good one.
kinda in a jay leno monolog style to.

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die spelling nazis!

I got a kick out of this. In TMBG's song Why Does the Sun Shine there's a spoken section toward the end that goes, "Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine. The heat and light of the sun come from the nuclear reactions of hydrogen, carbon, nitrogen, and helium." But when they perform it live, they always change up the elements. The last time I saw them it was:



But anyway, according to this, the other night at their Seattle show the lyrics were thus:



Oh, how I love those boys.

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I'll post one since it's not on any website...

Bush is having a meeting, and Donald Rumsfelt comes in...
Donald Rumsfelt: Mr.President, I'm afraid 3 Brazillian died today.
Pres. Bush: Oh, no. This is bad.
Donald Rumsfelt: Mr. President?
Bush: This is very, very, bad.
Donald Rumsfelt: President, it's only 3 Brazillians
Bush: How much is a Brazillion?

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I wanted to get one!
I love political bumper stickers! They're hillarious, even if they're making fun of my side.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

My girlfriend showed me this:
http://www.whiteboydj.com/babygotbook.html
It's a parody of Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back", but about Bibles. Roffle-larious. Sure, the video's wayyyyyy corny, but at least it's a rap song featuring what rap is supposed to be about: CLEVER LYRICS!!!

My favorite line: "39+27=66 books. And if you're Catholic, there's even more."

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....


That's going to get me in a lot of trouble...

Oh, and check out the website for this picture. It's total Bull Crap. But this bit is good.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

And that's from a creationist website? Wow. It seems awfully satirical. It IS pretty funny, though. I like it.

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BWAHAHAHAH XD



Hahahaha. Sounds super-familiar. It's sad to think that's how some people's kids will turn out though

What page on the site is that from?

No. You didn't really read that, did you?

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

VERY LEGAL DOUBLE POST'd!

Check me out! No seriously, check me out!

"The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. They're the kind of people who'd stop to help you change a flat, but would somehow manage to set your car on fire. I would be reluctant to entrust them with a Cuisinart, let alone the economy. The Republicans, on the other hand, would know how to fix your tire, but they wouldn't bother to stop because they'd want to be on time for Ugly Pants Night at the country club." -Dave Barry

"Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever.... Thy will be done." -Homer Simpson

"It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just, and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods. If such a board actually exists, it operates precisely like the board of a corporation that is losing money." -H. L. Mencken

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

Yay for quotes.

"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat." -Will Rogers

(It's the only political quote I could find in my collection. Sorry, Democrats. I'm sure that I can counter this in a few days...perhaps if I spent my entire time doing cryptograms to find quotes.)

My dad told me that one...

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Weird, I distinctly remember a creationist website being there. I guess I'm remembering incorrectly.

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We are bumping this thread to make the following announcement - I'VE JUST FOUND DEAD RINGERS ON YOUTUBE! ZOMG!

Dead Ringers is a prog on the Beeb where they do imitations of celebrities, etc. There's a fella, John Culshaw, who does the most brilliantified impersonations of George Bush and Tony Blair. Have a looksee.......

George and Tony press conference (WARNING: likkle bit of language, not too bad though)

George and Tony duet (I don't know if this is creepy or funny - U DECIDE!)

There's a clip from the BBC4 radio show (oh, John Prescott is a roly-poly UK minister, in can you're wondering)

There are better ones somewhere, I'll have a look later.

Here's another Bush bash from another Beep programme Mock the Week[/url]

Major bumpage!

I saw this story a couple of weeks ago and found it to be hilarious. The jist of the story is that Randall L. Tobias, the Deputy Secretary of State resigned for his name appearing in the address book of the D.C. Madam, Deborah Jeane Palfrey. Now the funny part of all this is before he resigned, Tobias was working to end worldwide prostitution and here he is linked to a prostitution ring. Oh the irony.

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Yay, this thread again!

Question: How many goat and bestiality related puns can you fit into one webpage?

Answer: This many.