Thy Dungeonman!

movie magic man · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:16 am

>get TARANCHULA BLACK METAL DETECTOR WITH SHOVEL ATTACHMENT_

Edit: 50th Post. Woot. (How did I get to 50 in three days?)

Strong Vader · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:21 am

BWA HA HA HA HA HA! Didst thou really think-ha ha ha ha-that therest wouldst be a Taranchula Black Metal Detector and Shovel Attachment in the Middle Ages? To be fair, we'll let you have a LODESTONE and TROWEL.

movie magic man · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:33 am

> get LODESTONE and TROWEL and head north.

Strong Vader · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:37 am

Ye pickest up ye LODESTONE and TROWEL and headest NORTH. Thou hast entered a cottage. There is a JHONKA sitting on a chair, smoking a pipe. Ye coughest from all of the tobacco smoke. There is GOLD on the floor. Obvious exits are SOUTH.

movie magic man · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:48 am

Get Ye flask gold

Strong Vader · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:50 am

Ye attempts to get ye gold, but the JHONKA growls at you. What wouldst thou deau?

movie magic man · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:08 am

>Check ye inventory_

:-|

seriously... what's in it?

Strong Vader · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:13 am

Ye havest a SWORD, a BABY NAMED THROW ME, a COIN, and A LODESTONE & TROWEL.

movie magic man · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:05 am

>talk to JHONKA_

JHONKA mutters something under his breath about a TROWEL.

Strong Vader · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:52 am

>Give TROWEL to JHONKA_

The JHONKA starteth jump-eth-ing up and down, hysterically pointing at the TROWEL. Something telleth you that this may not be-eth a great idea.

Nick A · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:07 am

Throw baby

movie magic man · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:22 pm

>Make the bad typing go away, mommy!_

Strong Vader · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:42 pm

Ye are still in the JHONKA's cottage. There is GOLD on the floor. Ye hast a a BABY, SWORD, COIN, and TROWEL & LODESTONE. Obvious exits are: SOUTH. What wouldst thou deau?

Nick A · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:02 pm

Go South

Strong Vader · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:18 pm

Ye goeth SOUTH. There is nothing. Obvious exits are NORTH and SOUTH-SOUTH-EAST. What wouldst thou deau?

Coach z's cool · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:43 pm

>swallow sword

Strong Vader · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:50 pm

Ye attempts to swallow thy sword, but thou upchucketh all over the ground because your gag reflex is too strong. Eth. And thou spots your tonsils in there, too.

>help_

Legitimate Commands:
LOOK something
GET something
TAKE something
TALK somebody
USE something
USE something on somebody

What wouldst thou deau?

Coach z's cool · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:22 am

>talk to baby

Strong Vader · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:39 am

Ye talketh to thy baby. It burpeth. What wouldst thou deau? Type "help" or "hint" if thou needest it.

movie magic man · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:39 am

>go SOUTH-SOUTH EAST_

Strong Vader · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:47 am

Thou art at a CROSSROADS. Obvious exits are EAST, NORTH-NORTH-WEST, and BOBBY. What wouldst thou deau?

Strong Vader · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:30 am

Oh, yeah. Another legitimate command(s)
ATTACK someone with something
KILL someone with something

Mr.Diskette · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:35 am

>Go Bobby

Strong Vader · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:07 am

Ye spyeth DEAD BOBBY on the ground, who has a BIG KNIFE. Obvious exits are: NOT BOBBY and SOUTH-WEST-SOUTH. What wouldst thou deau?

Homestone Wrecker · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:25 am

>Get BIG KNIFE_

Strong Vader · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:33 am

I've said it before; 'tis super glued to his body. Type "help" or "hint" if thou are in needs of it.

Homestone Wrecker · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:52 am

>Inventory_

Strong Vader · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:01 am

Ye havest a SWORD, a BABY NAMED THROW ME, a BRONZE COIN, and a LODESTONE & TROWEL.

Homestone Wrecker · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:14 am

>Use YE SWORD to get BIG KNIFE by CUTTING OFF BOBBY'S HAND with it_

Brutal. I know.

Strong Vader · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:15 am

Success! Thou succeedest in taking the BIG KNIFE from BOBBY. {Two-bit music plays}. Obvious exits are: NOT BOBBY and SOUTH-WEST-SOUTH. What wouldst thou deau?

(Finally! I thought NO ONE would figure that out!)

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