No, Ian, I'll just use my imagination since the only user who actually wanted a customary weapon was teh cheatsaurus.
Okay, what you've all been waiting for.....
RAF! 8: ROUND II, THE TWIST, MUAHAHHAHAH, I'M SO EVIL
Ian looked around at the ruins of this outback steakhouse, thinking the closet would make a good hideout place from killing mathgrant. He picked up a piece of wood and under that piece he saw a police officer's hat, he picked it up and dusted it off, it took the gecko awhile before realizing that there could be a dead chief of police under there. Tearing through all the boards of the walls and tables, he picked up Teh cheatsaurus, he was very blue, and very much in pain.
Teff meanwhile, was hiding in a coil of rope on the floor, thinking whether or not to get up he then recgonized who the half gecko was. He was his phsycologist that cancelled the appoinment way too soon, just wanting to be done with him, his jealousy lead him to believe that he sided with primey instead of him. He remembered it like the back of his hand, he then turned his hand around and noticed some strange growth on the back of it.
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Inverse's spirit flew out of the rubble it came from, it rose and rose and rose, until it finally reached a haven made of puffy white clouds, gold from the gold rush, and drywall from britain. He walked over to the head guy there, it was st. coolguy, who didn't take klutzes, dweebs, or nerds, new with being dead he walked over to his stand an proceeded to clear his throat.
"Uhh..Am I dead?" said the Inverse tiger.
"No, you just woke up from the hospital and now that you're back we're gonna have to deport you to Kenya" said the saint.
"No, don't make me go back here, america is the land of the free, no, don't, noooooo." he then started pulling at st. coolguy. The saint was not so pleased, he used sarcasm, which the tiger seemed to not understand. Inverse quickly stopped pulling at him for he realized the error he made, he then picked himself up and patted the saint and quickly apoligized for his error and promised to never make it again.
So the st. coolguy was that forgiving and they began walking down the lane to the loft Inverse was going to be sleeping in. "You know what, I think this is the start of something new" said coolguy, then Inverse tripped and rolled into the drywall that was made in st. coolguy's honor. The wall was destroyed and the saint was so fuming mad that he said "NO KLUTZES!" and Inverse starting to worry said "It wasn't my fault, it's britain's poor economy, and plus it's drywall". But it didn't matter, st. coolguy quickly opened up a hole in the clouds and Inverse Tiger was cast back to earth as a zombie.
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"Kill me, it's not worth living through this pain," said that cheatlike dinosaur "just grab those books on the bar table and rub me out." Ian couldn't bear to kill some person who was in that much pain so he closed his eyes and threw a banana peel in the air, hoping it would land on him and the potassium would kill him. Then out of nowhere Teff jumped out of the coil of rope with a half-eaten oreo that he was about to launch at Ian.
"Prepare to die Ian, muahahhahahahahaha" said that experimental film.
The banana peel landed on the floor and Ian still had his eyes closed, Teff was about to throw the oreo but he slipped on the peel in Ianthegecko's path. SAT books that some student was studying with earlier there landed on teh cheatsaurus's chest, suffocating him and breaking most of his ribs, he was killed by some books. Teff's half-eaten oreo flew into the air and fell into his mouth, not being able to chew on the floor, the cookie slipped down his throat and choked him to death.
Buhubs, the mod of this game, walked into the steakhouse and shook Ian's hand and said "congratulations Ian", the half gecko assumed it was because he won the game. The mod then proceeded to call "Inverse Tiger, Teff, come out from your places and go to your zombie form, you now have a second chance. Ian couldn't breathe, Inverse crawled out from under the rubble and Teff stood up and spit out the oreo, they were dead but still living, they were zombies and had been given a second chance to win the game.
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Muahahahahahaha, that's right, here's the twist, two already dead players have been given a second chance, Ian, you have to face these zombies. They're now just as fair game and can now easily win the game, pm with your targets and shots...the game is on.
Ian targets SELF with banana peel
Teff targets Ian with half-eaten oreo
teh cheatsaurus targets self with SAT books
PLAYERS STILL IN GAME:
Inverse Tiger
Ianthegecko
The Experimental Film
good luck
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