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you get a shrapnle of metal

*inserts the post i made to make the ruin a wishes 100th page*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

You get the same post, but now it has ∞ more s on it, which would get you banned if it hadn't crashed the forum.

*inserts crashed forum*

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LEARN TO LIKE MS PAINT!!!

you get 404'd

*inserts a bunch of trash in a neat little cube about 1 cubic foot*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

WALL-E comes out, wondering how you managed to get one of his trash cubes.

*Inserts It's Superman!*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

you get its a bird, wait maybe a plane

*inserts a rubix cube that has allready been solved 300 times in one day but only cuz im bored of it* *hits machine from lack of patients*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

You get this thing that's like a Rubik's Cube, only it's 100-dimensional. And a note that says "Solve THIS 300 times in one day!" And a boot to the head. *boot*

Before I insert something, I'll do the math for you: Being 100-dimensional, it would have 200 colors and 1,800 squares.

Now...

*inserts -2 hot dogs*

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LEARN TO LIKE MS PAINT!!!

You get a squirell eating a hot dog

*Inserts the squirell*

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THE FORUM HAS MOVED HERE COME JOIN US!

you get alvin and the chipmunks

*inserts a magnifying glass an ipod video and a large set of headphones* *hits machine again through impatients*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

The machine says "Learn to spell".

*Inserts the Legion of Super Heroes*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

you get the guild of calamitous intent.

*inserts Toht's liquified face*

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you get a hunk of plastic

*inserts a red shirt covered in blue paint*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

You get it back, but now it has "homsar" written on it.

*inserts baloney sammich shaped like there's a bite taken out of it*

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LEARN TO LIKE MS PAINT!!!

you get a sblounskched bar

*inserts a zippo lighter*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

You get a BMW lighter!

*Inserts The Disktionary*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

you get a 5 1/4 floppy disk.

*inserts apple ][e*

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you get an iPod

*inserts trash can lid*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

You get a bag of trash!

*Inserts nacho cheese pizza*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

you get pizza flavoured nachos

*inserts a papa roach album*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

You get a crappy bootleg version of Metamorphosis.

*inserts Abe Lincoln's stovepipe hat*

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Shameless Flogging Molly fan

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"The next worst word you can couple with the word fan is, you guessed it, the word FICTION."-Strong Bad, "fan club"

You get Sir Toppim Hat from Thomas the Tank Engine.

*Inserts Ryuk's Death Note*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

you get an entire 300 page manga of Ryuk writting said deathnote

*inserts ear wax*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

The machine pukes.

*Inserts "writting"*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

you get a long and boring story written by some old guy

*inserts some dirt*

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You get mud.

*Inserts strawberries (the fruit, not the forum slang term)*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

you get fields, and they last forever

*inserts another beatles reference*

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LUCY IN THE SKY OF DIAMONDS

*Inserts Light Yagami*

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you get a dark piece of chocolate for some reason

*inserts a gun arm*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind

Samus kills you for pulling her arm off.

*inserts the remaining days until my birthday*

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LEARN TO LIKE MS PAINT!!!

You get the inverse of that! (One day left, it changes to 364 days)

*Inserts a photography exhibit*

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

You get Photograph by Nickelback *shudders*

*Inserts a ring box*

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My Signature is Non Existant, wait, nevermind