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[Dude, follow the format. Make it funny.]
181 Jello B.'s walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Jello B.'s say, "Hey, you're breaking the rules of the bar!"

Erasers

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181 Erasers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Erasers say, "You wouldn't let the pencils in either."

Penguins

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181 penguins walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The penguins say, "We can be formal if we want!"

CD-R

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181 CD-Rs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The CD-Rs say, "You've only got a DVD-player? Well, crud..."

Forum Trolls

181 trolls walk into a bar. The bartender says "we don't feed trolls here". Then oifane iougvfdiueb SDFosljAjfcd
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Next: Computers

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181 computers walk into a bar. The Bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here". The computers say, "It's because we run on Linux right?"


Next: Brass Monkeys

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181 brass monkeys hobble into a bar. The Bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here". The brass monkeys say, "We had a song written about us and you STILL won't let us in."

Chat acronyms

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181 Chat acronyms enter a bar. The bartender stares at them at disgust and says," We DON'T serve your kind here for the FIFTEENTH time!" The chat acronyms walk away and flip the bartender off.

181 Insect Queens

[Clan, stop playing this game. You're not following the rules.]

181 Insect Queens enter a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Insect Queens say, "You're bugging us!"

Hot pants

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181 Hot pants enter a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The hot pants say,"Then how come you let the COLD pants in?"
(ROXXOR or SUXXOR?)

181 Dingodiles

181 Dingodiles walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Dingodiles say, "YOU'RE the one who's WARPED!"

cool tapes

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181 cool tapes walk into a bar. The bartender says," Get out! We don't serve your kind here." The cool tapes say, "Too bad we're stuck on a wall no thanks to HOMESTAR!"

181 Grounders

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[I don't get it.]

181 Grounders walk into a bar. The bartender says,"I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Grounders say, "Let's high-TAIL it outta here."

Trumpets

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[Um, Groundr is from Sonic The Hedgehog. Just like Scratch the Robobird offa Bonus Stage. Please edit that so it makes sense.]

181 trumpets enter a bar. The bartender says," I apologize. We don't serve your kind here." The trumpets say, "This blows."

181 Knuckleses

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181 Knuckleses walk into a bar. The bartender says,"I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Knuckleses say, "Want a Knuckle sandwich?"

They're supposed to be cheap jokes.

Gum wrappers

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181 gumwrappers enter a bar. The bartender says, 'I'm sorry, we dont serve your kind here." The gumwrappers say, "Let's blow this joint."


comic books.

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Clicky:

181 comic books enter a bar. The bartender says, 'I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The comic books say, "Guess we're not valuable members of society."

Bass guitars

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How come Clan rHrN isn't banned yet? He's broken about one or two rules per post...

I'm not banned and no I haven't broken any rules on this forum. Now, stop exaggerating and ASK me nicely to stop and quit calling me a troll or I'll tell Stu and he's had enough of the Clan bashing and SO HAVE I!

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Toast paint!

The next word is bass gutiars.

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181 bass guitars enter a bar. The bartender says, " We don't serve your kind here." The bass guitars say," Bass Attack 10! We're not the Bass Pro Shop!"

181 Homer Simpsons

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181 Homer Simpsons walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Homer Simpsons say, "Where am I going to get moe beer?"

Skateboards

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181 Skateboards enter a bar. The bartender says," I regret to inform you that we don't serve your kind here." The skateboards say," Alright, fellas. Let's roll."

181 Phil Arguses

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181 Phil Arguses walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Phils say, "We have to go."

Skittles

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181 Skittles walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Skittles say, "Let us go or we will make you taste the rainbow."

UAC Soldiers (The ones from ROE)

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What idiot thought the idea of putting the hole on the BUTT of them?Take a look one day!Notice those holes on top?Well thats where the Salt come out right?Well if you put the opening on butt guess what!When you go to fill them it is is going to spill and make a freaking mess all over myfloor!-Didy

181 UAC soldiers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The UAC soldiers say, "Now YOU'RE doomed!"

UAC...DOOM...yeah.

Coffee mugs

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181 coffee mugs enter a bar. The bartender say," Sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The 181 coffee mugs say," it's not our fault we got mugged!"

181 Stus

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181 Stus walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The Stus say, "Meh, let's go to a disco instead."

bar robbers

181 bar robbers walk into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve your kind here." The bar robbers say, "Crap! And we had such shiny guns to shoot you with!

PVC pipes

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