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has any one heard of this guy alex chiu, he says that he has invented a device(magnet rings) that can allow humans to live forever, what do you guys and gal think of this?. heres his website http://www.alexchiu.com/index.htm. frankly I find him esentric, but ecentric people are cool anyway sooo...

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I think this is full of crap, there is no way to defeat mortality. You can prolong it, but you can't stop it.

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well I dont beleive that it will make you imortal, but I do think it has some healing qualitys.

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I think this is a laod of crap, though the "Unity of the world" thing ios interestiong, though I don't beleive it.


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yea through marxism, which Im not against but it just would'nt work. the space craft thing is my opinion on the stupidest thing on the site.

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So in the future, food and living space become a lot cheaper! We also pay less taxes. Electricity will also become cheaper as we modernize the solar cell, fuel cell, and wind technology. People no longer need to work 8 hours a day like slaves. Maybe people can work just 3 or 4 days a month. The rest of the time is fun. Remember! Our mission is to transform earth into heaven. Only technology and good ideas will help us.


This guy is an idiot. You need to work to acheive all of these things! He has gaping idea-holes, and none of his ideas would work.


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So in the future, food and living space become a lot cheaper! We also pay less taxes. Electricity will also become cheaper as we modernize the solar cell, fuel cell, and wind technology. People no longer need to work 8 hours a day like slaves. Maybe people can work just 3 or 4 days a month. The rest of the time is fun. Remember! Our mission is to transform earth into heaven. Only technology and good ideas will help us.


This guy is an idiot. You need to work to acheive all of these things! He has gaping idea-holes, and none of his ideas would work.


To be fair, the guy is saying we need to work harder now so that in the future we can have all those things. I do think the guy is a crackpot, though. But maybe some of the things he says are good ideas. The idea of only working 3 or 4 days a month sounds good to me. :mrgreen:

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Man, that thing is so dumb it's funny. I've seen the guy in animutations, but I never knew what he did.

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yea me to it was we drink ritalin http://strange.timetrip.net/?entry=wedrinkritalin that introduced me to him.

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I love this sort of website.

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my mom used to own a pair of those magnet rings, which just figures since we lived in san fran(were he lives).

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you know...... as an occult researcher, a almost near genious in the feild of science, street science, and master of Anarchist Science,and a fireman, i have to think that this is true. also considering a patent that seems to be real, i trust that this might work. i would kill for those rings and everything to make them stronger, theyr a nerds or whimps dream!

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watch out the FDA might hunt you down if ya buy them.

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You're.... you're serious. :| Why are we discussing this seriously?

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because i think that that guy is this guy ho started this topic. plus i would also want those darned life band thingys, id kill to live forever, and i wouldnt care, because after serving a consecutive term of 125 years on 4 counts of murder, and walk out a free man after those years, will be awesome.

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I think it's fake. I mean, wouldn't that be on the news BEFORE someone puts up a really cheesy website about a product that DOES NOT (probably) work?! Geez.

:sm: IT'S SO REAL, BUT SO GOOD!!!!

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I think it's fake. I mean, wouldn't that be on the news BEFORE someone puts up a really cheesy website about a product that DOES NOT (probably) work?! Geez.

:sm: IT'S SO REAL, BUT SO GOOD!!!!


Exactly - it'd be on the news, and everybody would own a pair if they weren't pure crap.


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well.... not really... i mean, we all think that homestar runner is the greatest american cartoon and should get more noteriety that it does now, its the same as theese life band things. if someone here were to buy them and show it as real, then it could get big.

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if someone here were to buy them and show it as real, then it could get big.


Only problem is, they don't work, so that kinda wrecks the whole idea. Humans can't live forever because of magnets. Sorry, but that's how it is.

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you guys are looking at it kind of like its impossible, but it is possible, it may not give you everlasting life, but it will give you prety good freakin health. i suggest we study up on the magnetic pull of our bodies compared to the earth, and the stars, and all of this stuff. we all live on energy and this is something that gives our bodies more energy than what we have, increasing it ever so slightly, but making it to where we may not age due to the energy given off of the magnetic pull from the rings.

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you guys are looking at it kind of like its impossible, but it is possible, it may not give you everlasting life, but it will give you prety good freakin health. i suggest we study up on the magnetic pull of our bodies compared to the earth, and the stars, and all of this stuff. we all live on energy and this is something that gives our bodies more energy than what we have, increasing it ever so slightly, but making it to where we may not age due to the energy given off of the magnetic pull from the rings.

I was in a study where half of the participants wore magnetic bracelets (you've seen them), and half wore bands that looked like the magnetic bands. We kept diaries about energy, pain, etc. At the end, they went through everything and found out that the people without the magnetic bands had nearly identical pain relief, energy levels, etc, as those who did.. I call placebo effect on those things!

As for the things this guy made, for it to have any effect (and it COULD be negative, for all we know) they'd have to be quite powerful, probably too powerful to be practical (you can't lug an MRI machine around with you, can you?).

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oh snapz! I just found out that mom bought the rings from alex himself :eek: . my mom said the chiu told her that it would take her a while to get uses to the rings, cause the first three days my mom could not sleep when whereing them and she was very agile those days whereing them, but my mom said they were to much for her so she put them away, I'm starting to believe that it will PROLONG your life, but still not live forever.

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oh snapz! I just found out that mom bought the rings from alex himself :eek: . my mom said the chiu told her that it would take her a while to get uses to the rings, cause the first three days my mom could not sleep when whereing them and she was very agile those days whereing them, but my mom said they were to much for her so she put them away, I'm starting to believe that it will PROLONG your life, but still not live forever.


dude............ i would do anything for those rings.............you gotta help me out, man, PM me.

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oh snapz! I just found out that mom bought the rings from alex himself :eek: . my mom said the chiu told her that it would take her a while to get uses to the rings, cause the first three days my mom could not sleep when whereing them and she was very agile those days whereing them, but my mom said they were to much for her so she put them away, I'm starting to believe that it will PROLONG your life, but still not live forever.

You know, I have the perfect place to wear rings like that. I have a beach house in Norman, Oklahoma, and I'll sell it to you for a good price...
Forgive me for sounding like a skeptic, but there is no real medical proof that this stuff works. It's 21st century snake oil.. Nothing more, nothing less. If these things DO work out, I'll be the first person to call Alex Chiu and have him say "I told you so, Ty!!!"

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For something that gives you eternal life, they could have at least hired someone to make a decent-looking website.

:rolleyes:

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dude............ i would do anything for those rings.............you gotta help me out, man, PM me.

it would be easyer to just buy it from the guy himself, he may be slightly insane but I think You can trust this guy.
I still not sure what to think of these ring things.
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For something that gives you eternal life, they could have at least hired someone to make a decent-looking website. :rolleyes:

come on phoenix, he's a ecentric, give him some credit .

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